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"S27 Gufu Award Thread"
dabo 25705 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-19-13, 10:29 PM (EST)
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"S27 Gufu Award Thread" |
Op, got so caught up in other things forgot to get this going on time. Ah well.The Gufu Award was established for pointing out the dangdumbest game moves in Survivor each week. The original intent was simply to pay attention to what the contestants do and say that's dangdumb gameness, but from the outset of The Gufu Award noncontestant production stuff had a way of creeping in, so there are actually two categories you may cast your votes on, Contestant and Production. Please keep them separate. Go get 'em! 
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Dakota 5686 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-20-13, 00:31 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: Week 1" |
LAST EDITED ON 09-25-13 AT 08:37 PM (EST)Well. I guess the GUFU crowd is trying to forget rather than review, analyze and discuss. So I'll jump right in. 1. Monica. He stabbed you in the back before. Did you learn nothing during your dating years? 2. Colton. Coming back with the same emotional issues and personality. 3. I missed the Gervase thing, but I'm reserving space here to comment when I can watch it. Production: Not bringing back some of my favorites. Tribe's Talent '12
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byoffer 15889 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-20-13, 00:46 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: S27 Gufu Award Thread" |
Production - during the challenge, the favs should not have been allowed to dive for their knots until all had touched the boat. Allowing them to dive early basically negated Gervase's terrible swimming. Production - casting Colton. Really? Really?? Contestant - anyone who goes on Survivor without taking the time to learn how to make fire. It may not be easy, and not everyone has the physical ability to do it, but at least understand the technique to help your tribe. Production - Blood vs Water. Neat idea, but couldn't you have found some better eye candy? Let's hope Tyson's ladyfriend and Candace can hang around for a while (though Candace is sort of hidden on Exile). *grumble*
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Colonel Zoidberg 3660 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge"
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09-20-13, 12:45 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: S27 Gufu Award Thread" |
Contestant: Gervase. Serving up a challenge performance with extra weak sauce and then gloating? Last time he cracked an inappropriate joke and Joel paid the price. This time he performs like the guy who had to write his name in Sharpie on the Stanley Cup, acts like the guy who scored the winning goal, and his niece pays. Dine on fecal matter in other words, Gervase.Tribe: The n00bs. Katie is as useless as a jar of farts, and you vote out Marissa? Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? Doesn't the Bible say something about the niece not having to pay for the sins of the uncle, or am I losing my mind? Production: Possible answers are as follows - diapers, politicians, blackjack shoes, Survivor contestants. The question is this - name something that should be changed regularly, all for the same reason. Future: So Colton went on the show to turn over a new leaf and instead turns into the same old Ku Klux Colton. Either you'll get voted out for being an obnoxious turd or someone will poop in your canteen and you will be medevac'd while everyone on your tribe stifles laughter. Either way is OK with me.
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Aruba 1926 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Herbal Healing Drugs Endorser"
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09-22-13, 08:58 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: S27 Gufu Award Thread" |
Where do I start???First and foremost... - Ruppert For taking Laura's place on Redemption Island. My reasons are stated in my Love/Loathe list in this Basher Forum. - John (Candice's "husband") Doctor needs to cough and give himself a sports hernia exam. Not to test for a hernia, but to check if he has a pair. - Culpepper The first words out of the meathead's mouth is he may not try his hardest in the challenges? Nuff Said. - Galang (minus Tyson & Gervase) for clamoring around Colton and consoling him while the drama queen was making his pathetic plea for sympathy. - Tadhana puzzle-solvers I think Gervase could have swam the English Channel faster than those three stooges could have completed that puzzle. And this only scratches the surface...
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dabo 25705 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-26-13, 00:10 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: S27 Gufu Award Thread" |
LAST EDITED ON 09-26-13 AT 00:11 AM (EST)Week 2 Player Gufu: Colton. The gay Russell Hantz. 'Nuff said. Player Gufu: Tadhana Tribe. Oh yeah, after basing their first boot on how it might punish the loved one on the other tribe (guess what, it didn't work); basing their second boot (their strongest woman) on the prospect that it might remove a strong guy from the other tribe (their booted strong woman taking his place) just wasn't thought out half as well.
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jobgirl 35 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge"
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09-26-13, 11:44 AM (EST)
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9. "RE: S27 Gufu Award Thread" |
Production: For giving us that in-the-barrel camera shot of Laura's thighs and crotch.
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suzzee 5143 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-03-13, 11:03 AM (EST)
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12. "RE: Week 3" |
The love fest that Redacted Island has become. Colton. Colton. The random chance that random mother-daughter x 2 and brothers that haven't gotten over their childhood issues were random match-ups. Caleb for insisting that he doesn't have to worry about Colton any longer. Seriously?
 Ooooo, come a little closer, you look tasty...
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suzzee 5143 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-03-13, 02:43 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: Week 3" |
Game wise, absolutely, he's got Jiffy & Co. to babysit for him. I was thinking more along the lines of life afterwards. Caleb will have his hands full with that one.
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Colonel Zoidberg 3660 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge"
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10-03-13, 10:03 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: Week 3" |
Argfa...Quitter: Colton for employing the Eric Cartman strategy to Survivor - "Screw you guys, I'm going home" doesn't win squat, idiot. I'll give him a pass for the first time since I'm sure he had something, but this? Please do the world a favor and go away. You're rivaling Purple Kelly for title of Worst Survivor Ever. Redemption Island: Candice. I get it that you want your husband to succeed, but next time, don't paint such a huge target on his head. Contestant: John. Way to overplay your hand with the idol. Your woman will whip your behind at RI, and Marissa's no slouch either. Also: Culpepper, as in Brad. Overplaying your hand works when all your remaining opponents are complete morons. See Mariano, Rob. Other than that, the Survivor graveyard is littered with the dreams of players who overplayed too early. Challenge: Vytas. If your brother practically hands you a second chance and your response is to take a cheap shot and then lose anyway, now we know why he's the golden child and you're the screwoff. The vote: So your top choices are Ciera, who's the tribe's fart-jar; Brad, who's the tribe's tin-pot dictator, and John, who's the tribe's clue-recipient, and you run and pee your pants over an idol John couldn't even find? Either vote off the weaklings and take a swing at the big boys or get rid of Brad. This vote was a total wuss-out. Production: Only to five? Every time it was run before, it was to anywhere from 6-8. I get it; in Fiji and Heroes vs. Villains, the challenges were blowouts, but this was a bit more even. Seeing the red guys lose because of two useless daughters was somehow unsatisfying.
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suzzee 5143 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-04-13, 11:25 AM (EST)
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19. "RE: Week 3" |
Ciera, who's the tribe's fart-jar; >snort< way to turn a phrase Colonel  I'm Poopert's Paradise!
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dabo 25705 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-10-13, 00:16 AM (EST)
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20. "Week 4" |
Contestant Gufu: Brad. For a guy who started the game by talking without thinking, who supposedly learned his lesson quickly, he still kept talking without thinking.Contestant Gufu: Tyson. Good thing Galang won immunity or the one-armed dude might have found himself on the hotseat. Contestants Gufu: Coconut Killers. Amusing as it is ... why do that? It seems so dumb. Production Gufu. Hasn't it been seen often enough by now that a tribe of new players facing a tribe of returning players, the new players tribe might as well all quit as a group and go home? Every single time.
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jbug 16776 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-10-13, 10:07 AM (EST)
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21. "RE: Week 4" |
Tribe Gufu: I realize you wanted to make a big move by blindsiding Brad, but do you really expect to win any challenges now that require strength? And? who's going to fish for you?
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Aruba 1926 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Herbal Healing Drugs Endorser"
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10-19-13, 12:43 PM (EST)
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25. "RE: Week 5" |
Contestant Gufu: John - (now seeing his puzzle-solving prowess) for not stepping up to be Tadhana's puzzle-solver in the earlier team challenges as opposed to pathetically inept Ciera. Had he done so, Tadhana would be in much better position.
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PepeLePew13 24870 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-24-13, 10:16 AM (EST)
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29. "RE: Week 6" |
Contestant Gufu: Way to talk yourself into becoming the boot, Kat! You should have just shut up and went along with the names being thrown out there by the others.
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dabo 25705 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-31-13, 00:23 AM (EST)
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33. "Week 7" |
LAST EDITED ON 10-31-13 AT 00:25 AM (EST)Production Gufu. Big yawn, another puzzle repeat puzzle at Redemption Island duel. Production Gufu. The addiction to Hidden Immunity Idols, and it was production's own addiction, just keeps hysterically getting turned on end this season Production Gufu. Twists, we need twists, let's throw all the twists we can think of into this nonsense season, let's sell it!!!! In all honesty, this is turning out to be the most illogical nonsense season ever. But it does prove that the cast does make the show, not all the flips and such. Welcolm to the Mad Magazine version of Survivor. The game doesn't really begin until the merge anyway, wonder how they will manage to screw that up. Okay, seriously, Contestant Gufu: Culpepper. Seriously, Monica, way to make no sense. You wanted your alliance all on the same page, they were, but when it turned out Laura was way on the same page you sabotaged her, for being on the same page. Huh?
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suzzee 5143 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-01-13, 09:47 AM (EST)
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36. "RE: Week 7" |
Why wait, there's no line in the Survivor waiting to look stupid booth. I should be watched....closely.
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dabo 25705 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-07-13, 02:35 PM (EST)
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37. "Week 8" |
Contestant Gufu: Tina. Honestly, how could she have made such a simple mistake as not assuring Monica she was on the road to F3? How???
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suzzee 5143 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-14-13, 02:59 PM (EST)
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39. "RE: Week 9 - double trouble" |
Production: Estee and I are fans and have both written better idol rules than the highly-paid Survivor staff. amen  I should be watched....closely.
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dabo 25705 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-15-13, 10:31 AM (EST)
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40. "Week 9" |
Production Gufuy: Some actual Philippines treats in the food challenge would have been better. Chitterlings aren't even so disgusting when properly prepared.
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suzzee 5143 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-28-13, 11:38 AM (EST)
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42. "RE: Week 10" |
Showing thunder and lightening when it doesn't look like it's rained in 28 days. I should be watched....closely.
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