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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
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"How To Eat Your Rock."
Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-14-13, 09:44 AM (EST)
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"How To Eat Your Rock." |
1. Acquire the most powerful stone grinder available on the commercial market.2. Insert rock into grinder. Do not turn the machine off until the rock has been brought to a fine powder. 3. Measure powder into increments of no more than ten grams each. 4. Once per day, place one increment of powder into thick liquid. (Milkshakes will work here.) Drink quickly. 5. Repeat until entire rock is consumed. 
Optionally, stone soup.
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kingfish 16088 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-14-13, 02:36 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: How To Eat Your Rock." |
I think it would be the responsible thing to do to post instructions on how to pass said rock after it has accumulated the dust in the lower intestine and reconstituted the rock. Literally, how to S#*t a Brick.
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