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Survivorerist 4103 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 07-20-01, 05:40 PM (EST) "Top Ten Pet Peeves of the BB2 houseguests..." LAST EDITED ON 07-20-01 AT 05:49 PM (EST) Dave: From the north branch of the home office in Kamloops, BC, the Top Ten Pet Peeves of the Big Brother 2 houseguests. Paul, are you watching this Big Brother? Paul: I had a big brother once. He turned out to be a Cabbage Patch doll that my parents rented. Dave: I swear, you can just feel the love in the Schaffer family. Paul: He always used to beat me up and steal my lunch money. Dave: That's a shame. Anywho, the people in this Big Brother house will be living there for 3 months! Paul: <in sarcastic tone> Why Dave! They've gotta start hating things after a while! Dave: Yes, Paul! In fact, there are a few things the houseguests can't stand even now! Paul: Wow! Dave: Ok, that's enough of that. Without further adue, the Top Ten Pet Peeves of the Big Brother 2 houseguests... 10) Autumn: Tripping and having people ask me "Did you have a nice fall?" like it's the funniest thing they've ever heard. 9) Hardy: When I get dressed up in my white suit and hold up my signals but the Secret Service helicopter doesn't show up. 8) Krista: Peanut Butter and Jelly without that cajun twist. 7) Bunky: When pepople confuse me with that other fat, naked, gay guy. Dave: That reminds me, is that Survivor show finished yet? Paul: It ended a year ago. Dave: I knew that. I was just seeing whether you knew. Moving on... 6) Shannon: How 9 times 30 doesn't equal 241 5) Kent: Out of all the cars I could've won, it just had to be a Buick Dave: It just had to be a Buick... Paul: It just had to be a Buick... Dave: It just had to be a Buick... 4) Mike: People who refer to me as "Fluff Daddy" 3) Will: How Shannon resists my superhuman, almost God-like sex appeal 2) Nicole: Everyone liking Sheryl more than they like me. What? Oh nevermind then... Dave: And the number one Pet Peeve of the Big Brother 2 houseguests... 1) Monica: Those damn cameras! When I was little I prayed to God for a bike, but then I realized God doesn't work like that. So I stole a bike then prayed for forgiveness.   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Top Ten Pet Peeves of the BB2 h... LadyT 07-20-01 1  RE: Top Ten Pet Peeves of the BB2 h... Drive My Car 07-20-01 2  RE: Top Ten Pet Peeves of the BB2 h... Kokoro 07-20-01 3

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LadyT 5567 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-20-01, 06:10 PM (EST) 1. "RE: Top Ten Pet Peeves of the BB2 houseguests..." That was awesome Surv! Three cheers for you! *I* liked Autumn's the best ---------------------------- What you talkin about Willis?   Top

Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-20-01, 08:55 PM (EST) 2. "RE: Top Ten Pet Peeves of the BB2 houseguests..." Oh Baby this was wonderful!!! Very funny Svist 10) Autumn: Tripping and having people ask me "Did you have a nice fall?" like it's the funniest thing they've ever heard. Hahahahahahaha ( so glad she is gone) 4) Mike: People who refer to me as "Fluff Daddy" Like easy listening rap, without the rap part, or the easy. Hey Svist, I'll bet this makes the news!!!   Top

Kokoro 3899 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 07-20-01, 10:25 PM (EST) 3. "RE: Top Ten Pet Peeves of the BB2 houseguests..." <<6) Shannon: How 9 times 30 doesn't equal 241>> Damn straight! ---------------------------------------- To see a world in a grain of sand And a heaven in a wildflower, Hold infinity in the palm of your hand And eternity in an hour. - William Blake   Top

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