LAST EDITED ON 07-20-01 AT 05:49 PM (EST)

Dave: From the north branch of the home office in Kamloops, BC, the Top Ten Pet Peeves of the Big Brother 2 houseguests. Paul, are you watching this Big Brother?

Paul: I had a big brother once. He turned out to be a Cabbage Patch doll that my parents rented.

Dave: I swear, you can just feel the love in the Schaffer family.

Paul: He always used to beat me up and steal my lunch money.

Dave: That's a shame. Anywho, the people in this Big Brother house will be living there for 3 months!

Paul: <in sarcastic tone> Why Dave! They've gotta start hating things after a while!

Dave: Yes, Paul! In fact, there are a few things the houseguests can't stand even now!

Paul: Wow!

Dave: Ok, that's enough of that. Without further adue, the Top Ten Pet Peeves of the Big Brother 2 houseguests...

10) Autumn: Tripping and having people ask me "Did you have a nice fall?" like it's the funniest thing they've ever heard.

9) Hardy: When I get dressed up in my white suit and hold up my signals but the Secret Service helicopter doesn't show up.

8) Krista: Peanut Butter and Jelly without that cajun twist.

7) Bunky: When pepople confuse me with that other fat, naked, gay guy.

Dave: That reminds me, is that Survivor show finished yet?

Paul: It ended a year ago.

Dave: I knew that. I was just seeing whether you knew. Moving on...

6) Shannon: How 9 times 30 doesn't equal 241

5) Kent: Out of all the cars I could've won, it just had to be a Buick

Dave: It just had to be a Buick...

Paul: It just had to be a Buick...

Dave: It just had to be a Buick...

4) Mike: People who refer to me as "Fluff Daddy"

3) Will: How Shannon resists my superhuman, almost God-like sex appeal

2) Nicole: Everyone liking Sheryl more than they like me. What? Oh nevermind then...

Dave: And the number one Pet Peeve of the Big Brother 2 houseguests...

1) Monica: Those damn cameras!

When I was little I prayed to God for a bike, but then I realized God doesn't work like that. So I stole a bike then prayed for forgiveness.

• RE: Top Ten Pet Peeves of the BB2 houseguests...,LadyT, 06:10 PM, 07-20-01
• RE: Top Ten Pet Peeves of the BB2 houseguests...,Drive My Car, 08:55 PM, 07-20-01
• RE: Top Ten Pet Peeves of the BB2 houseguests...,Kokoro, 10:25 PM, 07-20-01

That was awesome Surv! Three cheers for you!

*I* liked Autumn's the best

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What you talkin about Willis?

Oh Baby this was wonderful!!!
Very funny Svist

10) Autumn: Tripping and having people ask me "Did you have a nice fall?" like it's the funniest thing they've ever heard.

Hahahahahahaha ( so glad she is gone)

4) Mike: People who refer to me as "Fluff Daddy"
Like easy listening rap, without the rap part, or the easy.

Hey Svist, I'll bet this makes the news!!!

<<6) Shannon: How 9 times 30 doesn't equal 241>>

Damn straight!

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