It's not a good drinking game unless someone has a chance to die. Even so, with this group...Everyone feel free to pile in on this. Remember: one sip for ridiculously common events, a swallow for frequent ones, a shot for moderate probabilities, two shots for the really unlikely, and a full bottle for the impossible.
Take one very small sip when:
...Holly says something stupid
...the Four Horsemen make a reference to themselves
...the viewers would question any houseguest's sanity
...you wish any cast member dead
Take one swallow when:
...someone ignores the power of the Horsemen
...Adria/Natalie miss a cue the other would have picked up on
...Julie explains what DNA stands for
...the last subtitle of a set leaves the screen
...Michael is being patronized
...Jase changes headbands
...you find your hands reaching for the screen, trying to strangle Scott
...Will blips onto gaydar everywhere
Take one full shot when:
...it's 'the most shocking twist ever'
...Will cries
...one of Marvin's sentences goes past the twenty-word mark
...you find Nakomis the most attractive person in the house
...any houseguest can't remember who all of the others are
...anyone manages to get through to Holly
...someone talks about how much they want out of the house
...physical attraction is used to get ahead in the game
...it's PB&J time (one drink per meal!)
Take two full shots when:
...Holly has an intelligent, original thought
...Scott behaves like an acceptable human being
...Jase displays knowledge of the world outside his headband
...Drew acts freely and of his own will
...Julie reveals that her twin has been hosting all along
...someone makes a serious, well-planned attempt to unseat the Horsemen
...you find the fish the most attractive people in the house
Kill one full bottle when:
...this drek is canceled in midseason
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