LAST EDITED ON 07-17-04 AT 07:16 PM (EST)

Since a few of us seem to agree this season would be exceedingly improved if more alcohol were involved (on our part, not the houseguests) is there a Big Brother Drinking Game??? I did a search and didn’t find anything.

What do you guys think???

Summer

• RE: Big Brother Drinking Game?!?!,strid333, 08:34 PM, 07-17-04
  • RE: Big Brother Drinking Game?!?!,Estee, 07:37 AM, 07-18-04
    • RE: Big Brother Drinking Game?!?!,summer123, 03:49 PM, 07-18-04
    • RE: Big Brother Drinking Game?!?!,mrc, 09:17 AM, 07-19-04
      • RE: Big Brother Drinking Game?!?!,Estee, 09:31 AM, 07-19-04
    • RE: Big Brother Drinking Game?!?!,sisterwoman, 01:33 PM, 08-21-04
• RE: Big Brother Drinking Game?!?!,Violet Nyte, 02:17 AM, 07-18-04
  • RE: Big Brother Drinking Game?!?!,Nikamo, 04:03 AM, 07-18-04
• RE: Big Brother Drinking Game?!?!,qwertypie, 08:47 PM, 08-21-04
  • RE: Big Brother Drinking Game?!?!,sisterwoman, 08:58 PM, 08-21-04

Well, in a PBJ week, we could easily get alcohol poisoning every time one of the HG complained about eating it.

Three is the perfect number.

It's not a good drinking game unless someone has a chance to die. Even so, with this group...

Everyone feel free to pile in on this. Remember: one sip for ridiculously common events, a swallow for frequent ones, a shot for moderate probabilities, two shots for the really unlikely, and a full bottle for the impossible.

Take one very small sip when:

...Holly says something stupid
...the Four Horsemen make a reference to themselves
...the viewers would question any houseguest's sanity
...you wish any cast member dead

Take one swallow when:

...someone ignores the power of the Horsemen
...Adria/Natalie miss a cue the other would have picked up on
...Julie explains what DNA stands for
...the last subtitle of a set leaves the screen
...Michael is being patronized
...Jase changes headbands
...you find your hands reaching for the screen, trying to strangle Scott
...Will blips onto gaydar everywhere

Take one full shot when:

...it's 'the most shocking twist ever'
...Will cries
...one of Marvin's sentences goes past the twenty-word mark
...you find Nakomis the most attractive person in the house
...any houseguest can't remember who all of the others are
...anyone manages to get through to Holly
...someone talks about how much they want out of the house
...physical attraction is used to get ahead in the game
...it's PB&J time (one drink per meal!)

Take two full shots when:

...Holly has an intelligent, original thought
...Scott behaves like an acceptable human being
...Jase displays knowledge of the world outside his headband
...Drew acts freely and of his own will
...Julie reveals that her twin has been hosting all along
...someone makes a serious, well-planned attempt to unseat the Horsemen
...you find the fish the most attractive people in the house

Kill one full bottle when:

...this drek is canceled in midseason

This is brilliant!

My husband detests BB so this will be p-e-r-f-e-c-t. He'll be so trashed by the first commercial break he won't care we're watching drivel.

THANK YOU so much; I'm off to the liquor store - weeeeee!

Summer

What about nipple twisting? No drinking for that?

Courtesy of Slice & Dice Chop Shop 2004