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"Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 1"
Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-28-05, 08:18 PM (EST)
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"Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 1" |
LAST EDITED ON 09-28-05 AT 08:27 PM (EST)What? Huh? Sorry, I can't hear you! My eardrums had just finished healing from Jerkathon a couple races back, and now they're busted wide open again, courtesy of the Godlewski Girls! (Did you know that was the original working title for Gilmore Girls?) Well, welcome to We Just Don't Have The Budget To Send You Anywhere ElseLancaster, Pennysltucky. Say it with me: LAN-kiss-ter. I'm just glad no one said AIM-ish instead of AHM-ish. I have these accents down. Right, Rebecker? So, (almost) none of you knew the Festers, huh? Good thing we only asked you to ask them for a frank. If you had to identify them, you'd still be on 91st. Or Yankee Stadium, or the UN, or Ground Zero, or . . . with the Paolos. (But you do get credit for being the only ones to know them.) BTW, you haven't vactioned with Jerko and Victimia, have you? Some of you thought pushing the buggy was going to be the easy Detour task, huh? We were going to have Gretchen come be a guest participant, but she wanted too much money. Good strategery on your part, Gaghans. Nice try, Linzes; if the Race were a Poot 'n Ralph Biathlon, you'd already be millionaires. Aiellos, you can have an extra 12 hours if you need them, and it looks like you do. And Weavers: I realize that accident was traumatic for you. But do you know how much it cost us to replace that buggy? Or how much e-mail we're getting about your incessant prayers from Americans United for the Separation of Church and DAWs? Black family, you really are a nice bunch. Please sit over there with Kris and Jon and Dennis and Erika and see how far niceness gets you. Guess we'll have to wait until TAR 9 for the Middle-Aged African-American Couple to win again. And buy my book. Now go enjoy a carb- and lard-filled-fat-laden Amish meal. (Damn, THAT should be the next food challenge!) Before posting as your desired character, please sign up here so I can get you a sig, if necessary.
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Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-28-05, 09:44 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 1" |
Can we hurry this up a little? What?
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Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-30-05, 11:11 AM (EST)
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9. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 1" |
Who said I was implying?*raises the People's Eyebrow*
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warp_core breach 469 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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10-03-05, 03:22 PM (EST)
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33. "Yo! Watch your mouth!" |
(*at 10 decibels*)That's my ma you're talking about! Nobody, I mean nobody, disses my ma - except for us bad-a$$ed dudes. So watch it Phil, cause you're cruzin' for a bruzin. Sincerely, An Ungrateful Paolo Boy. (Sorry. I signed up for one of these guys but couldn't remember which one was the more annoying out of the two. I'm waiting for my assignment!) (*at 20 deceibels and fists up*) Yo, Phil. You wanna get off your a$$ and get me my siggie? Your days are numbered man!
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Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-03-05, 09:00 PM (EST)
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41. "RE: Yo! Watch your mouth!" |
LAST EDITED ON 10-03-05 AT 09:40 PM (EST)*long stare* I think that you should go and talk to . . . your mama. It's the Brandenburg Gate all over again. (ETA: there's something for you in the signup thread)
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warp_core breach 469 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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10-03-05, 03:32 PM (EST)
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34. "Don't Worry Ma!" |
I gotcha back Ma! I told Phil - YO! SHUT YA MOUTH! The fact that you're out of shape and are gonna make us lose the race doesn't give man-boobs the right to diss ya. I'm hungry... when are ya gonna feed me! Your Ungrateful Son. (sorry don't know which one i am yet!)
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bystander 4968 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold"
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10-03-05, 04:14 PM (EST)
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35. "RE: Don't Worry Ma!" |
The bible says "Honor thy father and mother". You should respect your mother. She brought you into this world and most-likely she'll take you out! Whoever you are
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warp_core breach 469 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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10-03-05, 04:45 PM (EST)
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36. "RE: Don't Worry Ma!" |
YO, SHUT YOUR MOUTH!(*fists up*) I'm gonna kick your sorry a$$ out of the state of Pennsylvania punk! Identity-Confused Paolo Son.
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bystander 4968 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold"
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10-03-05, 07:15 PM (EST)
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39. "RE: Don't Worry Ma!" |
LAST EDITED ON 10-03-05 AT 07:17 PM (EST)Hey, I'm not afraid of you. I'm the man of the house you know? It looks like your mom is the man of your house! Besides, Pennsylvania is a city dummy.
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bystander 4968 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold"
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10-03-05, 07:21 PM (EST)
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40. "RE: Don't Worry Ma!" |
I know he talks funny, just like you do. Are you from a different country? I'm from the country of Florida. My dad used to say people that talked like you were in the Mafia. You must be from Sicily. I guess I know alot about you.
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LibraRising 2847 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest"
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09-29-05, 09:33 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 1" |
Dear Lord. Thank you for protecting me from the runaway buggy that Satan obviously had taken control of momentarily. Thank you for the chance of showing thy will to a New Jersey truck driver. And lead us to victory over the other teams. Amen.What? Sorry. You caught me mid-prayer. Quite a first leg, yes? I'm so excited to see all these different parts of the world. I've never been to the city of Pennsylvania before. I certainly hope I get to see the village of Illinois, the township of France and the country of El Paso before the trip's over. God bless! If the rapture happens during the race, my SUV won't have a driver. I'll bet those wicked Eye-Talians will still be hanging around, though.
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bystander 4968 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold"
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09-30-05, 08:23 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 1" |
You can't talk to my mom like that. I just prayed for you to sprain your ankle on the next Leg. HAHAHAHAHAHA, now we'll see how fast you run.
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dragonflies 8051 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-30-05, 11:48 AM (EST)
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12. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 1" |
That's just mean. dork.(loud whiney voice) Mommy, Daddy, that blonde boy is being mean to me! I noticed you were the only one in your family that actually beat me. Only because you had a head start.
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Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-30-05, 10:21 AM (EST)
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8. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 1" |
Oh, "wicked" is it?We'll take care of you, Missy. My husband just wishes he was dead.
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Lisa0116 688 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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09-30-05, 10:06 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 1" |
Hey!!! Who farted???? That is so NOT cool!!!
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bystander 4968 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold"
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09-30-05, 01:59 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 1" |
Yikes!!! You said the F-word. You're gonna go to H-E-Double Hockey Sticks!
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zipperhead 3442 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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09-30-05, 11:36 AM (EST)
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10. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 1" |
Well, excuse me for getting excited with my sisters. It's not our fault if you don't appreciate the upper register of the human vocal chords. You'd better get used to it, though, because we are going to kick butts and stuff. Unless my sisters continue to screw around. Then I am going to kick their big butts (I'm the skinny one!)
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CattyChat 3379 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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09-30-05, 11:39 AM (EST)
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11. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 1" |
I'm getting hungry and I think I'll start with you, little Carissa. I'm coming after you to chew you up & spit you out.Unacceptable finish for my family, we will be back with vengence this next leg. I'm taking out the Stepford Wives for getting us lost. I should have known better to follow those dingbats. Be ready to feel my wrath all you little animals . . . I just need to find a handicapped rug-rat to help me get ahead.
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Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-30-05, 11:59 PM (EST)
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27. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 1" |
Kid.Do not EVEN go there about the brow. And just remember that I have one of these: in XXXS with your name on it.
And marathon, schmarathon. I work out all.the.time. (Yo, Bert, Bruck: What WERE we thinking?!)
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Max Headroom 10069 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-30-05, 11:54 AM (EST)
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14. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 1" |
Hey, wait a minute. What's a guy have to do around here to get a turn in the bathroom? Can I use the Black Family's bathroom since they'll no longer be needing it?
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zipperhead 3442 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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09-30-05, 05:01 PM (EST)
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26. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 1" |
Do you realize how long it takes for three young women to get ready in the morning? *looks around at three sisters* Yes. Yes I do.
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universityofkentuckyrocks 2575 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Survivor-themed Cruise Spokesperson"
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10-02-05, 10:07 PM (EST)
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28. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 1" |
Nice try, Linzes; if the Race were a Poot 'n Ralph Biathlon, you'd already be millionaires.Hey were just trying to have fun! You know college students do this! We are going to have a fun time and win big. I kno were in last right now, but watch!
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bystander 4968 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold"
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10-03-05, 08:57 AM (EST)
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31. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 1" |
Thanks for the beer last night Tommy. You sure are way cool! I hope you guys stick around for a while. I'll say a prayer for you. (and your hot sister).
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Molaholic 9015 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-03-05, 00:15 AM (EST)
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29. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 1" |
Yo -- me an mah boyz ahr on ahr way to the nex rot mahkah ans we get los again. Whys kan't theh give us mahps wif da rot ridn down sos we can knows wherhe the hell wehr goin? I toht Mahk Buhnnet waz kewl -- he lahks tha Sox, riht? Not like thhat spankie lovin spaz Phil!
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Lisa0116 688 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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10-05-05, 02:54 PM (EST)
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42. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 1" |
Eeewww...no episode 2 version yet.
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bystander 4968 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold"
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10-05-05, 03:08 PM (EST)
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43. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 1" |
Hey there sexy. Wanna ride bikes?
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