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"Well, it happened..."
SherpaDave 8324 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-01-01, 02:15 PM (EST)
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"Well, it happened..." |
I was in the bar enjoying my usual six-martini lunch when the damned clown came in and fired me for posting the insider info regarding vegetable-mail (http://community.survivorblows.com/boards/DCForumID6/526.shtml#16). Even as I left, he had his midget minions busily editing out the drooling Rhino.Before I escaped the hail of buckshot, though, one of the Shakesvivors who has not yet been lobotomized slipped me some info and begged me to get the truth out. First, the contestant (whoa, almost used the pronoun and gave away the leak's gender) wanted me to know that the production facilities are extremely low-budget. Even the clown's personal office is without amenities.
This led my source to believe that the clown was funneling the profits into another business. What business, you ask? Take a look: The contestant also mentioned truly hellish behavior on the set by the clown. I'll quote my leak here: "The last shot simply shows the fiend as he appeared to us last night--I would've sworn it was a nightmare, but I GOT THE PICTURE to prove it, and several of us agreed we saw the same thing. Definitely something other-worldy about the guy. . ."
Finally, to prove that these pictures are the real deal, my informant gave to me a picture of the clown holding a signed copy of one of the contestants' confidentiality agreements. Again, I'll quote my source: "Another shot was captured using nightvision equipment (WHY is it that only his skeleton shows up?!)--here, he is forcing one of us to sign our SV agreement (basically giving him carte blanche over what he does to/with us. . .)."
Sorry for the size of some of these pics, but I wanted to get the information out there before any of the clown's hacker-mimes could get at my computer.
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Drive My Car |
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Kismet 802 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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06-01-01, 02:35 PM (EST)
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>Sorry for the size of some >of these pics, but I >wanted to get the information >out there before any of >the clown's hacker-mimes could get >at my computer. Hacker-Mimes-- ROFL!!! Good Lord!!
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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-01-01, 03:41 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Well, it happened..." |
*** creeps up behind Misto and Yells***"MISTO OMG THERE IS A MINE BEHIND YOU"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I know it's mean , but is so funny to see her jump like that. EBug
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IceCat 17313 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-02-01, 01:11 AM (EST)
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10. "RE: Well, it happened..." |
Day 5... IceCat slowly crawls out of the Tente du Asse... He stretches before the fire and looks around muttering, "Where the hell are those pants-o-mine? ... and why did I just hear a flea screaming? ... Oh, well..."
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Dalton 1271 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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06-01-01, 03:24 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Well, it happened...Silly Clown has let his "flaming"....." |
abilities go wild, Slurppie Dave. Never fear....*I* "overheard" Bozo in a production meeting saying his new ploy was to "fire" one important staff member each and every day "at Lunch"!!! In his twisted mind this is seen as a "motivational" technique to keep the OTHERS on their toes!!! Bozo claims it worked great for that Lee Iacoca guy at Crysler!???! I don't pretend to understand much of anything around here but......EXPECT a frantic 3AM phone call begging you to return and promising all kinds of "perks". ~~~~~~~~~~~~ A few comments, hints, rumors... *I* can transmit to the outside world....... Dalton totally DENIES being the "source" referred to by Slurrpie Dave. Some contestants brought luxury items large enough to "hide" a camera....coooommmme ooooon folks..... think Cape!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That "LOBOTOMIZED" Contestant "state-of-being" referred to by Dave above.... speaking only for the AA Tribe.... is simply the after effects of a certain "Peace Pipe" Ceremony....LOL. Said "after effects" being that for about 6 hours "WE" AA's are blissfully Stone DEAF to the babbling voices around us!!! Oh sure, we nod and agree at the "right" places but truth is we can't HEAR a damn word they are saying!!!! It has proven to be quite an advantage in the game; unfortunately the effects DO wear off after six hours but still......LMAO! So before any of the other contestants or spoilers wingnuts or the tabloid media start hurling accusations of Bozo performing "medical experiments" (what? without a License??) ......it's only one of the benefits of "peace pipe usage"..... so don't be led down the well known path by this one.
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dangerkitty 1913 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Herbal Healing Drugs Endorser"
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06-01-01, 07:59 PM (EST)
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I am just speechless... (enjoy it while you can, folks)Sherpa, Sherpa, Sherpa.....you continue to outdo yourself. I'd say more, but I just can't stop laughing!!!!!!!
"Whatever charm school you went to, you should demand a full refund." -a guy at my dojo, after I offered to kick his butt during sparring (he thought it wasn't very 'ladylike').
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VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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06-02-01, 10:12 AM (EST)
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>>>Dalton totally DENIES being the "source" referred to by Slurrpie Dave. Some contestants brought luxury items large enough to "hide" a camera....coooommmme ooooon folks..... think Cape!!!!<<<<Hey now! C'mon! Camera?? WHAT camera??? That isn't a camera!! And even if it was, I only brought it along for.. ahem.. "personal" footage.. If ya knowhatimean.. Superhero porno brings in the big bucks these days.. Sheesh, D! You sure are paranoid!! *walks into the woods to eat her beef jerky*........
w.l.s.f.c.
Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska
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Kismet 802 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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06-03-01, 02:58 PM (EST)
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>Superhero porno?? >How do I get a hold >of some of that? > >EBug Where do you think Pendragon got ahold of all of these sig pics? Hehehehehehe! Now I'M stealing from DK!
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VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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06-03-01, 11:16 PM (EST)
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Borneobores "Behind" the scenes Presents......"Superman..Adventures in the 'Out Back'" Coming soon to Direct TV Pay Per View..(Not recommended for children under 25. Graphic nudity, gratuitous glue sniffing, sex) w.l.s.f.c.
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