I was in the bar enjoying my usual six-martini lunch when the damned clown came in and fired me for posting the insider info regarding vegetable-mail (http://community.survivorblows.com/boards/DCForumID6/526.shtml#16). Even as I left, he had his midget minions busily editing out the drooling Rhino.

Before I escaped the hail of buckshot, though, one of the Shakesvivors who has not yet been lobotomized slipped me some info and begged me to get the truth out.

First, the contestant (whoa, almost used the pronoun and gave away the leak's gender) wanted me to know that the production facilities are extremely low-budget. Even the clown's personal office is without amenities.

This led my source to believe that the clown was funneling the profits into another business. What business, you ask? Take a look:

The contestant also mentioned truly hellish behavior on the set by the clown. I'll quote my leak here: "The last shot simply shows the fiend as he appeared to us last night--I would've
sworn it was a nightmare, but I GOT THE PICTURE to prove it, and several of us agreed we saw the same thing. Definitely something other-worldy about the guy. . ."

Finally, to prove that these pictures are the real deal, my informant gave to me a picture of the clown holding a signed copy of one of the contestants' confidentiality agreements. Again, I'll quote my source: "Another shot was captured using nightvision equipment (WHY is it that only his skeleton
shows up?!)--here, he is forcing one of us to sign our SV agreement (basically giving him carte blanche over what he does to/with us. . .)."

Sorry for the size of some of these pics, but I wanted to get the information out there before any of the clown's hacker-mimes could get at my computer.

• RE: Well, it happened...,Kismet, 02:35 PM, 06-01-01
  • RE: Well, it happened...,desert_rhino, 02:41 PM, 06-01-01
• RE: Well, it happened...,mistofleas, 02:46 PM, 06-01-01
  • RE: Well, it happened...,SherpaDave, 02:58 PM, 06-01-01
  • RE: Well, it happened...,Drive My Car, 03:41 PM, 06-01-01
    • RE: Well, it happened...,sleeeve, 07:39 PM, 06-01-01
  • RE: Well, it happened...,IceCat, 01:11 AM, 06-02-01
• RE: Well, it happened...Silly Clown has let his "flaming".....,Dalton, 03:24 PM, 06-01-01
• RE: Well, it happened...,George Tirebiter, 07:39 PM, 06-01-01
• RE: Well, it happened...,dangerkitty, 07:59 PM, 06-01-01
  • RE: Well, it happened...,VampKira, 10:12 AM, 06-02-01
    • RE: Well, it happened...,Drive My Car, 02:37 PM, 06-03-01
      • RE: Well, it happened...,Kismet, 02:58 PM, 06-03-01
        • RE: Well, it happened...,Drive My Car, 03:08 PM, 06-03-01
          • RE: Superhero Porno,VampKira, 11:16 PM, 06-03-01

>Sorry for the size of some
>of these pics, but I
>wanted to get the information
>out there before any of
>the clown's hacker-mimes could get
>at my computer.

Hacker-Mimes-- ROFL!!! Good Lord!!

{swoon}

{thud}

-- JV

but I
>wanted to get the information
>out there before any of
>the clown's hacker-mimes could get
>at my computer.

Stop saying MIMES!!!
*rocks back and forth with her thumb in her mouth*

mistofleas

>Stop saying MIMES!!!
>*rocks back and forth with her
>thumb in her mouth*

Aww, Mist... you should know from the Bar that there's at least one mime that doesn't terrify me.

*** creeps up behind Misto and Yells***

"MISTO OMG THERE IS A MINE BEHIND YOU"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I know it's mean , but is so funny to see her jump like that.

EBug

>"MISTO OMG THERE IS A MINE BEHIND YOU"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is it just me, or would this have been funnier if it said "MIME"

I mean, making people jump backwards into mines is cruel and unusual punishment... something that should be reserved for clowns (with me on this one, JV?)

Day 5

... IceCat slowly crawls out of the Tente du Asse...

He stretches before the fire and looks around muttering,

"Where the hell are those pants-o-mine?

... and why did I just hear a flea screaming?

... Oh, well..."

abilities go wild, Slurppie Dave.

Never fear....*I* "overheard" Bozo in a
production meeting saying his
new ploy was to "fire" one important staff member
each and every day "at Lunch"!!! In his twisted
mind this is seen as a "motivational" technique to
keep the OTHERS on their toes!!! Bozo claims it
worked great for that Lee Iacoca guy at Crysler!???!
I don't pretend to understand much of anything around
here but......EXPECT a frantic 3AM phone call begging
you to return and promising all kinds of "perks".

~~~~~~~~~~~~

A few comments, hints, rumors...
*I* can transmit to the outside world.......

Dalton totally DENIES being the "source" referred to by
Slurrpie Dave. Some contestants brought luxury items large
enough to "hide" a camera....coooommmme ooooon folks.....
think Cape!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

That "LOBOTOMIZED" Contestant "state-of-being" referred to
by Dave above....
speaking only for the AA Tribe....
is simply the after effects of a certain "Peace Pipe" Ceremony....LOL.
Said "after effects" being that for about 6 hours "WE"
AA's are blissfully Stone DEAF to the babbling voices
around us!!! Oh sure, we nod and agree at the "right"
places but truth is we can't HEAR a damn word they are
saying!!!! It has proven to be quite an advantage in
the game; unfortunately the effects DO wear off after
six hours but still......LMAO!

So before any of the other contestants or spoilers wingnuts
or the tabloid media start hurling accusations of Bozo
performing "medical experiments" (what? without a License??)
......it's only one of the benefits of "peace pipe usage".....
so don't be led down the well known path by this one.

Oooooohhhh--pretty scarrrrryyyyy. . . I was sure that was a bad flashback, but now I've genuinely had the bejeezus scared outta me!

Slurpee--please say this isn't the end of your spoiling! If anything, you should just be that much more dogged in your search for the truth!

But be careful. . . the mimes are everywhere. . .

GT

I am just speechless... (enjoy it while you can, folks)

Sherpa, Sherpa, Sherpa.....you continue to outdo yourself.

I'd say more, but I just can't stop laughing!!!!!!!

"Whatever charm school you went to, you should demand a full refund."
-a guy at my dojo, after I offered to kick his butt during sparring (he thought it wasn't very 'ladylike').

>>>Dalton totally DENIES being the "source" referred to by
Slurrpie Dave. Some contestants brought luxury items large
enough to "hide" a camera....coooommmme ooooon folks.....
think Cape!!!!<<<<

Hey now! C'mon! Camera?? WHAT camera??? That isn't a camera!! And even if it was, I only brought it along for.. ahem.. "personal" footage.. If ya knowhatimean.. Superhero porno brings in the big bucks these days.. Sheesh, D! You sure are paranoid!!

*walks into the woods to eat her beef jerky*........

w.l.s.f.c.

Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska

Superhero porno??
How do I get a hold of some of that?

EBug

>Superhero porno??
>How do I get a hold
>of some of that?
>
>EBug

Where do you think Pendragon got ahold of all of these sig pics?

Hehehehehehe! Now I'M stealing from DK!

Hey Kismet
meet me in the Bar Kiddo

BUG

Borneobores "Behind" the scenes Presents......

"Superman..Adventures in the 'Out Back'"

Coming soon to Direct TV Pay Per View..(Not recommended for children under 25. Graphic nudity, gratuitous glue sniffing, sex)

w.l.s.f.c.

Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska