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"Be The Survivor S32 - Sign Up Thresd - It's So Rong"
LAST EDITED ON 02-15-16 AT 04:11 PM (EST)


Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen and those of you who haven't yet decided. I am Mark "T-Bone" Burnett, your EPMB, your Master Manipulator and Pimp for every country unfamiliar with the words "minimum wage".

Once again we have bent the dictionary definitions of the words "Brains", "Beauty" and "Brawn" with our Casting Department choices. Apparently, just throwing a net over the local bars, shelters and modeling agencies doesn't yield the cream of the crop.

Well, enjoy the dregs as you select your Survivor 2016 Kaoh Rong "Be The Survivor" contestants.

Here's your Cast Members tapas menu:

Brains Tribe - Chan Loh
Aubry Bracco- 29 Social Media Marketer (Her name means "Leader of the Elves")
Peter Baggenstos- 34 ER Doctor (A Swiss Jamaican ukulele player)
Neal Gottlieb- 38 Ice Cream Entrepreneur (Three Twins Ice Cream)
Joseph Del Campo- 112 (Ooops, correction): 72 year old Former FBI Agent
Elisabeth Markham- 27 - Quantitative Strategist {Nobody knows what that is, but it's the got the word tit right in the middle, so kingfish's excited...}
Debbie Wanner- 49 Chemist (Debbie the Chemist, not Bob the Chemist)

Beauty Tribe - Gondol

Anna Khait- 26 Pro Poker player, frontball? (handball) player
Michele Fitzgerald- 24 Bartender (Inspiration in life = Harry Potter)
Nick Maiorano- 30 Personal Trainer
Tai Trang- 51 Gardener (Vietnamese man who thinks Cambodia is his hometown)
Caleb Reynolds- 28 Army Veteran (former Big Brother contestant)
Julia Sokolowski- 19 College Student

Brawn Tribe - To Tang

Jennifer Lanzetti- 38 - Contractor
Scot Pollard- 40 Former NBA champion
Darnell Hamilton- 27 Postal Worker (Personal hero = Jesus)
Kyle Jason- 31 Bounty Hunter (Hobbies: Kicking in doors, getting tattoos and riding my motorcycle)
Alecia Holden- 24 Real Estate Agent
Cydney Gillon- 23 Body Builder

Supporting Cast, Inanimate Objects and Assorted Snarkers:
suzzee Coconut Gallery (AKA: Nut Gallery)
kingfish - Identity motif TBA, Benevolent Benefactor of The Boobies.


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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 I'm on board tribephyl 02-15-16 1
   RE: I'm on board kingfish 02-15-16 2
       RE: I'm on board kingfish 02-16-16 3
           RE: I'm on board RollDdice 02-16-16 4
               RE: I'm on board kingfish 02-16-16 5
 RE: Be The Survivor S32 - Sign Up T... suzzee 02-19-16 6
 Siggies Part 1 : The Others tribephyl 02-19-16 7
   RE: Siggies Part 1 : The Others kingfish 02-22-16 9
       RE: Siggies Part 1 : The Others RollDdice 02-23-16 10
 Siggies Part 2: The Cast (-Darnell) tribephyl 02-19-16 8
   RE: Siggies Part 2: The Cast (-Darn... RollDdice 02-23-16 11
       RE: Siggies Part 2: The Cast (-Darn... kingfish 02-23-16 12
   RE: Siggies Part 2: The Cast (-Darn... suzzee 02-25-16 13
 RE: Be The Survivor S32 - Sign Up T... kingfish 03-25-16 14

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tribephyl 12025 desperate attention whore postings
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02-15-16, 03:01 PM (EST)
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1. "I'm on board"
pushing some pixels will be my joy.
Let me know what character you want and I'll see what ends up getting squeezed out.
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02-15-16, 03:30 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: I'm on board"
Once again I will have to change my nom de plum for security reasons. It seems someone has leaked my Left Nipple of God identity, and the Federales are once again hot on my trail.

Leakers will leak.

My trail consists of Moped parts and used tubes of lube as well as a set of tracks laid down by the various animals used as messenger interns. Maybe I should have tied brooms to their tails so that they could hide their tracks. Dang, that would have been a pretty good idea. Oh well.

Anyway, so far I've come up with "Beast Banana Mode Spoiler Cowboy", "Screaming de la Cream", "I be Dr. Dreadful, Mon", "What? What? Huh Huh?", "Chairman of all things Clitoral", and "The Amscray Kid".

More to come.

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3. "RE: I'm on board"
Also thinking ToTangGondolwattleChanLoMan.

That just came to me out of the blue. Don't know why.

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4. "RE: I'm on board"
Also thinking ToTangGondolwattleChanLoMan.

That may be lunch repeating on you.



Hidden takeout, crouching cookie.
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5. "RE: I'm on board"
I think you may have just given us the germ of an idea for a sig. graphic. I probably won't want to use it very often if it's too graphic, but would honor the gift if it indeed becomes a gift.
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02-19-16, 02:49 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Be The Survivor S32 - Sign Up Thresd - It's So Rong"
I must have missed this, thanks for saving the coconut gallery for me!

Last few seasons I've picked a cast member for this and wham, out they go in 2 episodes. I'm a little gun shy BUT the show must go on. There are so many goofballs this season.

Give me Aubry, Tag line "Stuck in my head again." or "Fried Egghead"

THanks Rolly!!


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02-19-16, 08:25 PM (EST)
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7. "Siggies Part 1 : The Others"
Haven't quite finished with the cast siggies yet but am working on them now.
For now...

Coconut Gallery


EarWorm


JP


ToTangGhondolwattleChanlohMan

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9. "RE: Siggies Part 1 : The Others"
Thanks Tribe. The Sigs I like the most are those that are a product of several people's wit.

Although I am regretting a name with that many letters that I'll have to type repeatedly.

I'm going to have to figure out a way to shorten it.


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02-23-16, 05:00 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Siggies Part 1 : The Others"
Maybe we can program a keyboard shortcut!



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02-19-16, 11:52 PM (EST)
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8. "Siggies Part 2: The Cast (-Darnell)"
Pick one and run with it. Trade for another, ask for more changes, I don't care...

Alecia

Anna

Aubry

Caleb

Cydney

Debbie

Jason

Jenny

Joe

Julia

Liz

Michele

Neal

Nick

Peter

Scot

Tai


Yeah, some are good, others a little less inspired. But I am willing to revisit some of the one's y'all wanna play with.

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02-23-16, 05:03 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Siggies Part 2: The Cast (-Darnell)"

These are fantastic, Tribe! Nice job.


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12. "RE: Siggies Part 2: The Cast (-Darnell)"
They are very nice.

Even Sidney with a C's.

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13. "RE: Siggies Part 2: The Cast (-Darnell)"
What a fun group, I just love the nic-names. Caleb Metro Cowboy Scot the actual giant?? lmao. well done my friend. I'm going to try and use every single one that nobody's claimed I think it might be more fun.
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14. "RE: Be The Survivor S32 - Sign Up Thresd - It's So Rong"
Lots of young (over 18) gullible virgin sigs, available, ripe for the plucking.

Plucking?

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