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Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-31-03, 08:44 PM (EST) "I REFUSE!!!" Be tough! Be strong! Who's with me, now?! STAND UP ON YOUR KITCHEN COUNTER RIGHT NOW AND SAY IT WITH ME, PEOPLE!!! WHEEZE absolutely cannot, will not, SHALL NOT gain any weight this winter. The winter fat jeans are hitting the dumpster right now! Get that friggin' candy out of my sight!   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: I REFUSE!!! mistofleas 10-31-03 1    RE: I REFUSE!!! LeftPinky 11-02-03 86  RE: I REFUSE!!! Steen 10-31-03 2  IT moonbaby 10-31-03 3  Um...... DataShark 10-31-03 4    Not the fin! moonbaby 10-31-03 6        Moonie! DataShark 10-31-03 8            Oh! Drive My Car 10-31-03 11                RE: Oh! Wheezy 10-31-03 13                    No Drive My Car 10-31-03 15                        RE: No Wheezy 10-31-03 17                            RE: No Drive My Car 10-31-03 19                                Let's not glance over the important... DataShark 10-31-03 21                                    Do you hear that? Drive My Car 10-31-03 26                                        Now I can de-fin-ietly say... DataShark 10-31-03 31                                            RE: Now I can de-fin-ietly say... Drive My Car 10-31-03 37  RE: I REFUSE!!! Swami 10-31-03 5    Hey Look!!!! Drive My Car 10-31-03 9  RE: I REFUSE!!! tjstein 10-31-03 7    RE: I REFUSE!!! Drive My Car 10-31-03 10        RE: I REFUSE!!! Wheezy 10-31-03 12            *sigh* Drive My Car 10-31-03 14                RE: *sigh* Wheezy 10-31-03 16                    Help Drive My Car 10-31-03 20                        RE: Help Wheezy 10-31-03 24                            RE: Help Superman 11-01-03 62                                Save me! Wheezy 11-01-03 66  RE: I REFUSE!!! L82LIFE 10-31-03 18    Hey L8 Drive My Car 10-31-03 22        Hey Wheezy! FYI true 10-31-03 23            RE: Hey Wheezy! FYI Wheezy 10-31-03 27  Way to go Hampster girl... northernlights 10-31-03 25    RE: Way to go Hampster girl... Wheezy 10-31-03 28        Ummmmm Drive My Car 10-31-03 32            RE: Ummmmm Wheezy 10-31-03 33                Here ya go. DataShark 10-31-03 44        Aero Bars! DataShark 10-31-03 36            RE: Aero Bars! Wheezy 10-31-03 38                Wheezabix DataShark 10-31-03 39                    RE: Wheezabix Wheezy 10-31-03 40            RE: Aero Bars! TechNoir 11-01-03 55    ya know, Drive My Car 10-31-03 30        RE: ya know, true 10-31-03 34        RE: ya know, Wheezy 10-31-03 35            Hey! sticks 11-03-03 97    RE: Way to go Hampster girl... Steen 11-01-03 64  RE: I REFUSE!!! woeisme1 10-31-03 29    Hey Woe? Drive My Car 10-31-03 41        RE: Hey Woe? buckeyegirl 10-31-03 42        RE: Hey Woe? TechNoir 11-01-03 56        RE: Hey Woe? woeisme1 11-01-03 81  Ya'll wanna step down now moonbaby 10-31-03 43    Hey! DataShark 10-31-03 45    Moves over Drive My Car 10-31-03 46    RE: Ya'll wanna step down now Wheezy 10-31-03 47        RE: Ya'll wanna step down now DataShark 10-31-03 48            RE: Ya'll wanna step down now Wheezy 10-31-03 49                Oh! Ohhhhhhhh! DataShark 11-01-03 50                    Did you... Wheezy 11-01-03 51                        I'm afraid.... DataShark 11-01-03 52                            All right, then... Wheezy 11-01-03 53  RE: I REFUSE!!! desert_rhino 11-01-03 54    RE: I REFUSE!!! Wheezy 11-01-03 57        RE: I REFUSE!!! StarryLuna 11-01-03 59            RE: I REFUSE!!! probably clueless 11-01-03 60            Soft mommies Calypso 11-03-03 88                RE: Soft mommies ginger 11-03-03 93  RE: I REFUSE!!! pythonfan 11-01-03 58  RE: I REFUSE!!! Deonna 11-01-03 61  RE: I REFUSE!!! AugustGirl 11-01-03 63    RE: I REFUSE!!! Wheezy 11-01-03 65        RE: I REFUSE!!! AugustGirl 11-01-03 67            RE: I REFUSE!!! Drive My Car 11-01-03 68                RE: I REFUSE!!! Deonna 11-01-03 69                    RE: I REFUSE!!! AugustGirl 11-01-03 70                        RE: I REFUSE!!! Deonna 11-01-03 71                            RE: I REFUSE!!! AugustGirl 11-01-03 73                            RE: I REFUSE!!! Wheezy 11-01-03 74                                RE: I REFUSE!!! Deonna 11-01-03 78                                RE: I REFUSE!!! desert_rhino 11-01-03 79                                    RE: I REFUSE!!! Wheezy 11-01-03 80                                        RE: I REFUSE!!! desert_rhino 11-02-03 82                                            RE: I REFUSE!!! Wheezy 11-02-03 83                                                RE: I REFUSE!!! desert_rhino 11-02-03 85                RE: I REFUSE!!! AugustGirl 11-01-03 72                    RE: I REFUSE!!! Deonna 11-01-03 75                    RE: I REFUSE!!! Wheezy 11-01-03 76                RE: I REFUSE!!! Swami 11-01-03 77                    RE: I REFUSE!!! Drive My Car 11-02-03 84  Hey Wheezy... landruajm 11-03-03 87    Hmmm Devious Weasel 11-03-03 89  Candy, candy, candy I can’t let you... Calypso 11-03-03 90  RE: I REFUSE!!! desert_rhino 11-03-03 91  RE: I REFUSE!!! Coconut 11-03-03 92    RE: I REFUSE!!! ginger 11-03-03 94        RE: I REFUSE!!! Coconut 11-03-03 95  RE: I REFUSE!!! LeftPinky 11-03-03 96

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mistofleas 8043 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-31-03, 08:49 PM (EST) 1. "RE: I REFUSE!!!" *speaks through a mouthful of Butterfinger* Me too! Me too! --was promised that her candy bar was calorie free   Top

LeftPinky 4150 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 11-02-03, 02:31 PM (EST) 86. "RE: I REFUSE!!!" mmmm, my mouth was full of "inside out Reese's" - I'm sure they are better than the outside in version...   Top

Steen 1544 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall" 10-31-03, 08:54 PM (EST) 2. "RE: I REFUSE!!!" Im with ya!! Doodlebug Creation   Top

moonbaby 17120 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-31-03, 09:19 PM (EST) 3. "IT" Hah! Did I say it right?   Top

DataShark 1395 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 10-31-03, 09:45 PM (EST) 4. "Um......" I'm wearing my fat jeans from last winter right now. If fact last winter's fat jeans became this summer's fat jeans. I guess this winter I will have to buy some really fat jeans. But since we all must listen to the wisdom of The Wheezus, I will get up on my counter and say it with you... CRACK! SMASH! I broke my counter. And I think I broke The Fin   Top

moonbaby 17120 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-31-03, 09:52 PM (EST) 6. "Not the fin!" Please please don't tell me it's fin-ished!   Top

DataShark 1395 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 10-31-03, 10:02 PM (EST) 8. "Moonie!" As I wipe the soda off my screen...... It's pretty bad. I'm going to need the fin-est doctors available.   Top

Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-31-03, 10:13 PM (EST) 11. "Oh!" Does this mean it's the fin- ale? Buggy wonders if she has told Data lately how much she hearts him   Top

Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-31-03, 10:15 PM (EST) 13. "RE: Oh!" I believe the Wheezus tells everyone when it is fin-ished, round about Good Friday or so... WHEEZE knows she's going to the bad place for that one   Top

Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-31-03, 10:16 PM (EST) 15. "No" No, not for that one.   Top

Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-31-03, 10:18 PM (EST) 17. "RE: No" *chokecoughsputter* you know about the other? WHEEZE wonders who told   Top

Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-31-03, 10:30 PM (EST) 19. "RE: No" Like I am gonna tell you   Top

DataShark 1395 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 10-31-03, 10:36 PM (EST) 21. "Let's not glance over the important point here." Buggy wonders if she has told Data lately how much she hearts him *THUD*   Top

Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-31-03, 10:57 PM (EST) 26. "Do you hear that?" *thump thump* That's my hearting beating for you Sharkie   Top

DataShark 1395 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 10-31-03, 11:03 PM (EST) 31. "Now I can de-fin-ietly say..." The Fin is fine! *swoon* *THUD* *THUD, THUD, THUD*   Top

Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-31-03, 11:14 PM (EST) 37. "RE: Now I can de-fin-ietly say..." Sharkie check your Email! *hugs*   Top

Swami 5885 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-31-03, 09:50 PM (EST) 5. "RE: I REFUSE!!!" I stand up and take the pledge with Wheezy. I bump my head on the ceiling as I climb up (who knew the ceiling was so low?) and the pain only strengthens my resolve. Besides, my DH always eats it all before I get the chance. IceCat is a Genius   Top

Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-31-03, 10:06 PM (EST) 9. "Hey Look!!!!" I can see Swami from up here! Hi Swami! *waving* How the heck are ya? Screw you Wheezy, my Kid scored 6 pounds of candy, and stoopid me bought 3 bags (and our house wasn't even on the Trick or Treat route) If you think I am gonna let my child rot her teeth all by herself; well, you'd be wrong. bring on the frozen Snickers the Smarties and the Lemonheads, bring me your Reeses and your root beer Dums Dums, I am gonna sugar rush til Xmas WOOOHOOOO ( and yes we did weigh her bag of candy, but it was Zuma's idea)   Top

tjstein 1960 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Herbal Healing Drugs Endorser" 10-31-03, 09:56 PM (EST) 7. "RE: I REFUSE!!!" LAST EDITED ON 10-31-03 AT 09:57 PM (EST) I hear ya, Wheez I lost 25 pounds before my wedding last year and they came back this year. And brought five of their little friends! The horror. 'cept I'm staying off the counters because Mr. Stein & I remodelled the kitchen in January and I really don't want to crack the granite. You understand, right? *eyes leftover Halloween candy* Any OT peeps in St. Louis want to send their kids by for some extra candy? I've got Whoppers   Top

Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-31-03, 10:09 PM (EST) 10. "RE: I REFUSE!!!" Whoppers? Hmmmmm, do they go with beer? ( I think we got Whoppers here somewhere, sadly we are limited in out supply of Nerds. Anybody wanna trade some Smarties for some Nerds??)   Top

Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-31-03, 10:14 PM (EST) 12. "RE: I REFUSE!!!" I'd be interested in some plain old eye-candy... WHEEZE does a Superman shout-out from the counter top   Top

Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-31-03, 10:15 PM (EST) 14. "*sigh*" I saw several Supermans today ok so they were all under 3 ft tall, but cute very cute   Top

Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-31-03, 10:17 PM (EST) 16. "RE: *sigh*" WHEEZE maybe if we stay up here on the counter we will have to be rescued...   Top

Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-31-03, 10:34 PM (EST) 20. "Help" Help Save me Hey Wheeze? While we're waiting to be saved, ya wann hand me a beer?   Top

Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-31-03, 10:55 PM (EST) 24. "RE: Help" Awww, make me bend! I might split my pants. WHEEZE wishes the fridge part was on top   Top

Superman 3157 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 11-01-03, 12:44 PM (EST) 62. "RE: Help" Somebody call me? Superman - wonders why the hell everyone is on their counters Criminals From the Neck Up   Top

Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-01-03, 02:15 PM (EST) 66. "Save me!" There's a big gray woof around here somewhere...(but he's wearing a costume--trust no one) WHEEZE hearts Superman   Top

L82LIFE 5333 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-31-03, 10:25 PM (EST) 18. "RE: I REFUSE!!!" Sure Wheezy, I'm right there with you, just let me finish off this Snickers first. Actually, I'm too busy snarfing down all the pumpkin seeds to do too much damage to the candy. I'll do that tomorrow!   Top

Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-31-03, 10:37 PM (EST) 22. "Hey L8" would you like to rescue the seeds from the pumpkins I didn't carve? ( Kate made me buy them, and now they are mocking me, they have no faces yet they mock me just the same) Ya wanna trade some Reeses for some Nerds?   Top

true 9689 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-31-03, 10:48 PM (EST) 23. "Hey Wheezy! FYI" M&M's go realllly well with warm toasted pumpkin seeds. Just thought you should know.   Top

Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-31-03, 10:57 PM (EST) 27. "RE: Hey Wheezy! FYI" *wishes the candy was over here on the counter* WHEEZE at least has access to the cooktop AND the oven! Anybody want some green bean casserole and a fried burger?   Top

northernlights 5058 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-31-03, 10:56 PM (EST) 25. "Way to go Hampster girl..." I was enjoying that Kit Kat! ~ thinks that the Aero bar will go back into the candy bowl for someone else to eat.   Top

Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-31-03, 11:00 PM (EST) 28. "RE: Way to go Hampster girl..." Aero bar? What is that, Canadian? HEY! You guys do halloween too? Cool! WHEEZE green bean casserole? The french-fried onions are nice and crispy!   Top

Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-31-03, 11:03 PM (EST) 32. "Ummmmm" Candy is dinner ( Green Bean Casarole isn't due for like weeks) Buggy- capitalizer of foods   Top

Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-31-03, 11:07 PM (EST) 33. "RE: Ummmmm" >>Buggy- capitalizer of foods OMG!!! *raises hand* I have a new 'funniest OT moment' WHEEZE needs several sharkie wipes please, and a dry pair of Depends   Top

DataShark 1395 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 10-31-03, 11:34 PM (EST) 44. "Here ya go." But what ya use them for is your business.... IceCat Super Hero!   Top

DataShark 1395 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 10-31-03, 11:12 PM (EST) 36. "Aero Bars!" Yummmmmmm. My family sends them in a care package from back home. Now tell me Canada has Wheatabix and I am so there.   Top

Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-31-03, 11:14 PM (EST) 38. "RE: Aero Bars!" Wheatawha? Wheatabuh? You mean Wheezabix? (looks like sharkie's capitalizing now too--it's an epidemic) WHEEZE   Top

DataShark 1395 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 10-31-03, 11:18 PM (EST) 39. "Wheezabix" They're not just for breakfast anymore!   Top

Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-31-03, 11:19 PM (EST) 40. "RE: Wheezabix" Three square meals a day, Sharkie! WHEEZE hearts the shark   Top

TechNoir 9741 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-01-03, 01:00 AM (EST) 55. "RE: Aero Bars!" My supermarket in suburban Maryland had Wheetabix ...   Top

Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-31-03, 11:01 PM (EST) 30. "ya know," since we are all going up and down, maybe we can exchange pants of different sizes? ( nevermind, I don't want to admit my size?) Hey Lights!? Do you wanna do the Nascar thread this week? ( I could, just thought someone else might want to)   Top

true 9689 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-31-03, 11:07 PM (EST) 34. "RE: ya know," ( I could, just thought someone else might want to) LMAO! Quit shirking(sp?) your NASCAR duties! Put down that Snickers bar, and post!   Top

Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-31-03, 11:11 PM (EST) 35. "RE: ya know," OK, you ladies let me know when you need a size 4! (but the size 2's are all taken, sorry) WHEEZE wishes she had Sticks' phone number to complete the masquerade   Top

sticks 1165 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 11-03-03, 04:27 PM (EST) 97. "Hey!" I resemble that remark! Good thing I have a soccer game tonight, I've had too much candy.   Top

Steen 1544 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall" 11-01-03, 01:14 PM (EST) 64. "RE: Way to go Hampster girl..." LAST EDITED ON 11-01-03 AT 01:15 PM (EST) Aero Bar? I think i had one of those once. I'll stick with the Mr. Goodbar. I told myself i wouldnt eat any candy--That lasted like 2 minutes. I also just ate a kit kat I'll exersize later...sure i will ;) Steen   Top

woeisme1 4081 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 10-31-03, 11:01 PM (EST) 29. "RE: I REFUSE!!!" I'm with ya on the resolve but sadly I can't climb on my counter for fear it won't hold me. And I have to keep my fat clothes or I'd be naked. Otherwise I'm there 110%. Charmingly crafted by Phoenixmons. If you need me you can find me --fantasizing about my reality so I can realize my fantasy...... I was going to refuse to post to you but I realized that if I didn't tell you, how would you know I was ignoring you?--Pythonfan Woe pictures Wheezy being 98lbs. soaking wet and feels guilt at her own weight gain   Top

Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-31-03, 11:23 PM (EST) 41. "Hey Woe?" Who are you really? I mean before you had this name. (Just asking)   Top

buckeyegirl 5449 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-31-03, 11:28 PM (EST) 42. "RE: Hey Woe?" LAST EDITED ON 10-31-03 AT 11:29 PM (EST) I hear ya' Wheezy...just made the declaration this morning as my fat jeans were a tad too snug. I of course blamed it on the dryer. I lvoe my PhoenixMons Creation ~wishes Halloween would last a little longer so she could use her sig pic more   Top

TechNoir 9741 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-01-03, 01:02 AM (EST) 56. "RE: Hey Woe?" Wow, Bug, somebody finally said it out loud.   Top

woeisme1 4081 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 11-01-03, 06:53 PM (EST) 81. "RE: Hey Woe?" My birth name? Or my nick name given at birth? I'm not sure I follow since this is the only screen name I've ever had. Woe scratches head and says "what the heck is going on?" but remains clueless. Created by the Godlike hands of IceCat If you need me you can find me --fantasizing about my reality so I can realize my fantasy...... I was going to refuse to post to you but I realized that if I didn't tell you, how would you know I was ignoring you?--Pythonfan   Top

moonbaby 17120 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-31-03, 11:29 PM (EST) 43. "Ya'll wanna step down now" So I can wipe off the counter? 'preciate it. I can't abide by footprints on my countertop. And what's this? A fin mark? *sprays a little Windex on it*   Top

DataShark 1395 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 10-31-03, 11:45 PM (EST) 45. "Hey!" You dissin my tag! Youse moonlight for the MTA don't ya! Tideing my freetie on the C & E. Youse can't stomp ma voice!   Top

Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-31-03, 11:46 PM (EST) 46. "Moves over" and suggests that the Windex Wipes may be just the thing for Moonie. ( I am barefoot and leaving no footmarks)   Top

Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-31-03, 11:47 PM (EST) 47. "RE: Ya'll wanna step down now" I thought Windex was just for zits. Who knew it stopped other sorts of swollen pustules... WHEEZE   Top

DataShark 1395 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 10-31-03, 11:52 PM (EST) 48. "RE: Ya'll wanna step down now" Who knew it stopped other sorts of swollen pustules Please tell me you are not talkin 'bout The Fin.   Top

Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-31-03, 11:55 PM (EST) 49. "RE: Ya'll wanna step down now" I'm afraid I can't do that WHEEZE   Top

DataShark 1395 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 11-01-03, 00:01 AM (EST) 50. "Oh! Ohhhhhhhh!" LAST EDITED ON 11-01-03 AT 00:01 AM (EST) *biting tongue, swims away*   Top

Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-01-03, 00:09 AM (EST) 51. "Did you..." LAST EDITED ON 11-01-03 AT 00:10 AM (EST) ...just call me what I think you called me? WHEEZE can read lips   Top

DataShark 1395 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 11-01-03, 00:11 AM (EST) 52. "I'm afraid...." I can't tell you.   Top

Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-01-03, 00:14 AM (EST) 53. "All right, then..." ...goodnight. WHEEZY go ni-night! Love to all! Go eat something!   Top

desert_rhino 10087 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-01-03, 00:32 AM (EST) 54. "RE: I REFUSE!!!" According to the death clock, worrying about gaining weight is WAY worse than gaining weight. I figure I just won't worry about it. It's not like I'm impressing or NOT impressing anyone. The kids love me no matter what I weigh... as long as I don't shave my beard, apparently. -- jv   Top

Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-01-03, 07:00 AM (EST) 57. "RE: I REFUSE!!!" they nice, the kids. WHEEZE's kids stand by the fact that mommies need to be soft   Top

StarryLuna 4771 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold" 11-01-03, 08:52 AM (EST) 59. "RE: I REFUSE!!!" WHEEZE's kids stand by the fact that mommies need to be soft My fiance apparently has the same belief! He KNOWS I'm trying to lose weight before our wedding and what does he do? He comes home with Wendy's for dinner, or orders pizza, or brings me weird kinds of Reese's peanut butter cups (a huge weakness of mine.) Bastard.   Top

probably clueless 5782 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-01-03, 08:59 AM (EST) 60. "RE: I REFUSE!!!" I'm not sure it has the same appeal to you as it obviously does to me, but according to Wheezy, Lettuce has bikini lines. *'The ghost that posts! The demon DAW!' - Ginger *   Top

Calypso 169 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 11-03-03, 02:51 PM (EST) 88. "Soft mommies" Calypsokids think mommies should be soft, and they tell me so by "fluffing" my belly like a pillow and burrowing. Sometimes the two-year-old pokes me in the midsection like he thinks something is going to happen, like music is going to come out. Hmmpf. I think I'll go eat (gummy) worms.   Top

ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-03-03, 03:58 PM (EST) 93. "RE: Soft mommies" Calypso - Like the way your kids think, but if your tummy is a radio, mine is an Entertainment Center With Surround Sound. I'm past the fat jeans - I'm wearing the Black Skirt With Elastic Wasteband. Your "fluffing" comment reminded me of when a friend of mine let her 3-year old touch my then-pregnant belly. She explained to little Nathan that a baby was in there. Nathan's Mommy weighs about 68 lbs. soaking wet and has no breasts to speak of, while I weigh 150 lbs. wet or dry and have great big gazongas. So Nathan, curious about this very differently built mommy, very seriously felt my baby kick, and then clamped a little paw around my left breast and asked, "Puppy?".   Top

pythonfan 3348 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 11-01-03, 08:45 AM (EST) 58. "RE: I REFUSE!!!" LAST EDITED ON 11-01-03 AT 08:45 AM (EST) I can't hear you over the crunch of these peanut m&m's. Best reason to have kids, you get to steal, er, share their Halloween candy.   Top

Deonna 2425 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Seventeen Magazine Model" 11-01-03, 09:46 AM (EST) 61. "RE: I REFUSE!!!" I was thinking the same thing as I dumped all my candy into the last kids bag and turned off the lights.   Top

AugustGirl 11534 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-01-03, 01:00 PM (EST) 63. "RE: I REFUSE!!!" I'm with ya Wheezy! Skin-ny Whee-zy !! Skin-ny Whee-zy !! SKIN-NY WHEE-ZY !! AugustGirl* *curses the evil empire that is Hershey's   Top

Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-01-03, 02:11 PM (EST) 65. "RE: I REFUSE!!!" Yeah! Hey, my friend, do you need a sig pic? SKINNY WHEEZE   Top

AugustGirl 11534 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-01-03, 02:53 PM (EST) 67. "RE: I REFUSE!!!" >Hey, my friend, do you need >a sig pic? > You know, I was thinking the other day I should muster up the nerve to ask for a sig pic. You think I should head over to the Help forum and make nice with the blue people?   Top

Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-01-03, 02:57 PM (EST) 68. "RE: I REFUSE!!!" You could start a thread on OT, I'm sure someone would help you. I just ate a hotdog with ketchup on it actually that's a lie, I ate 2   Top

Deonna 2425 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Seventeen Magazine Model" 11-01-03, 03:13 PM (EST) 69. "RE: I REFUSE!!!" Augustgirl two things you might want to consider: Didn't somebody get irritated at somebody else (I don't want to mention any names) for doing that recently? The Pardon my B!tchness thread. I would hate for anyone to get irritated at Augustgirl. And, I think that it is very sad how people ask for sig pictures, than someone else goes to the trouble to make them for whoever, than the requester only use them for a short period of time, because the picture is not what the requester was thinking of.   Top

AugustGirl 11534 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-01-03, 03:39 PM (EST) 70. "RE: I REFUSE!!!" Thanks Deonna. I would definitely go to the Help forum for any requests. And if someone did go to the hassle of making me a sig pic, I would use it forever! BTW, I've already irritated one person over in Bashers. He called me a party pooper. *giggle* Too funny. AugustGirl* *thinks deonna is extra special. looking out for augustgirl   Top

Deonna 2425 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Seventeen Magazine Model" 11-01-03, 03:40 PM (EST) 71. "RE: I REFUSE!!!" I'll party with you!   Top

AugustGirl 11534 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-01-03, 03:49 PM (EST) 73. "RE: I REFUSE!!!" I KNEW I could count on you.   Top

Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-01-03, 03:51 PM (EST) 74. "RE: I REFUSE!!!" Deonna? Do you need one too? You girls go on together...be a team. If you email any number of people (PhoenixMons, JSlice, Kyngsladye, JeremytheGreat, oh garsh, who am I forgetting...and of course the amazing IceCat) and tell them what you like/want (hamster idea is taken, you know) that's a good way to go too. WHEEZE   Top

Deonna 2425 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Seventeen Magazine Model" 11-01-03, 03:53 PM (EST) 78. "RE: I REFUSE!!!" I love your hamsters! Do you do the variations of the different hamsters yourself?   Top

desert_rhino 10087 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-01-03, 05:25 PM (EST) 79. "RE: I REFUSE!!!" {ahem}   Top

Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-01-03, 05:34 PM (EST) 80. "RE: I REFUSE!!!" Oh, and before I forget, JV does a GREAT job on sig pics! But he can be a little testy at times, so you've got to be sweet to him... And The Amazing IceCat has done nearly all my hamsters, usually as a result of me sticking my foot in my mouth. WHEEZE wonders if JV's answering machine is no longer working...   Top

desert_rhino 10087 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-02-03, 01:35 AM (EST) 82. "RE: I REFUSE!!!" Hmm... I do get messages from time to time... Did you call me? -- JV I kill thresds. What do you do?   Top

Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-02-03, 01:03 PM (EST) 83. "RE: I REFUSE!!!" While we were trick-or-treating--around 4:30 your time. Rang and rang. You have call waiting? WHEEZE   Top

desert_rhino 10087 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-02-03, 01:31 PM (EST) 85. "RE: I REFUSE!!!" Yes, but that's really weird. We weren't HOME then for call waiting to matter. -- JV Where's the Thanksgiving binge and purge Hamster?   Top

AugustGirl 11534 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-01-03, 03:46 PM (EST) 72. "RE: I REFUSE!!!" "I just ate a hotdog with ketchup on it" You crack me up Buggy. I had a mini Snickers bar and two Mallo Cups for breakfast. Could explain my lack of verbal skills today. And my lack of housekeeping skills. Actually, housekeeping was never one of my skills. But if I can blame it on candy, why not? AugustGirl* *of course now that I've stood on the counter and taken the Wheezy oath will no longer have candy for breakfast.   Top

Deonna 2425 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Seventeen Magazine Model" 11-01-03, 03:51 PM (EST) 75. "RE: I REFUSE!!!" I was looking around for something sweet and could only find prunes. I ate five of them. I am sure that I will be in trouble shortly.   Top

Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-01-03, 03:52 PM (EST) 76. "RE: I REFUSE!!!" I took a nap! First time in, like, 7 years. Whoa. No more reading books for me. WHEEZE   Top

Swami 5885 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-01-03, 03:53 PM (EST) 77. "RE: I REFUSE!!!" I just ate a hotdog with ketchup on it. Oh Buggy--hot dogs are really really bad food. You know how they're made, right? Candy would be better for you. You might want to hold the ketchup though... IceCat is a Genius   Top

Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-02-03, 01:24 PM (EST) 84. "RE: I REFUSE!!!" ACK! No Swami, don't tell me. **putes fingers in her ears** LaLaLaLaLaLaLa I can't hear you   Top

landruajm 6040 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-03-03, 08:50 AM (EST) 87. "Hey Wheezy..." Want some candy? I love the fine print.   Top

Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-03-03, 02:55 PM (EST) 89. "Hmmm" Nothing up here Sounds like you've said that before to younger women.   Top

Calypso 169 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 11-03-03, 02:55 PM (EST) 90. "Candy, candy, candy I can’t let you go" Candy, candy, candy I can’t let you go All my life you’re haunting me I loved you so Candy, candy , candy I can’t let you go Life is crazy I know baby Candy baby Down on the street Those men are all the same I need a love Not games Not games   Top

desert_rhino 10087 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-03-03, 03:04 PM (EST) 91. "RE: I REFUSE!!!" As I was maowing down my fourth Tootsie Roll®, I went {{chawnk}} on the inside of my cheek. Ow. -- JV   Top

Coconut 10856 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-03-03, 03:27 PM (EST) 92. "RE: I REFUSE!!!" After babyNut and I scarfed all the mini-kitkat and coffee crisp, I tried to make DH take the Rockets and Smarties to work. He didn't. Oh, well. The maternity jeans have a lot of give still.   Top

ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-03-03, 04:00 PM (EST) 94. "RE: I REFUSE!!!" One of the BEST THINGS EVER about pregnancy is that you don't have to (and shouldn't) worry about this "fat" nonsense. Eat whatever Little Nut says you should. Once you have the Nutling and are breast feeding you will be skinnier than you have ever been in your entire life.   Top

Coconut 10856 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-03-03, 04:03 PM (EST) 95. "RE: I REFUSE!!!" Good to know.. actually, I've been eating pretty much whatever and have only gained 18 lbs (I'm at 28 weeks), so I don't feel too guilty. So not guilty that I might actually go and buy a real-sized Kit-Kat.   Top

LeftPinky 4150 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 11-03-03, 04:16 PM (EST) 96. "RE: I REFUSE!!!" Well Wheezy, you gave me an inspiration (can't stand on the counter, I hate to waste all of those lower cabinets when I break through the top)....so I poured all of the kids candy into a big bucket and delivered it to their school's office. Now all of the school staff (sticks) can add some curves while I contemplate holding my breath long enough to zip this year's fat jeans!!   Top

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