With a week to go till they start this deal, time for me to pull a Qwerty and tell you how I think this bunch of chumps is gonna do.

Melissa & Max-I don't THINK she's gonna suck too bad, because even if the judges don't like Max, he's one of their stars and they can't screw him too blatantly. But I just don't see her as a winner.

Jack & Anna-This couple is probably gonna be pretty good. And they're gonna get a lot of votes.

Gavin & Karina-Don't know jack about this guy, but my gut tells me Karina is this season's designated screwee.

Donald & Peta-Don't know how good this guy is, but he's a football player and they never completely suck. He should last at least halfway.

Roshon & Chelsie-He's this season's Disney Channel ringer. Expect him to go a long way.

Katherine & Mark-He's one of their Golden Boys so you know she's not gonna suck. But few people know who the hell she is, so she hasn't got much of a fan base and that will cost her.

William & Cheryl-He's the Telenovela super hunk, and she's been voted one of the 100 sexiest women on TV. Unless he has 3 left feet he's gonna last a while.

Maria & Derek-Pretty woman partnered with one of their Golden Boys? Boys and girls, can you say "instant contenders"?

Martina & Tony-Despite Martina's age, I think this time they gave Tony a fighting chance. The man has deserved that for a long time.

Sherri & Val-No idea whether she's gonna be good or be a world class klutz, but she's wanted to be on DWTS for a long time, and now she is.

Jaleel & Kym-He'll get a lot of votes from those who remember him as Urkel, but whether he'll deserve them remains to be seen.

Gladys & Tristan-Tristan's gonna pay his dues on this one. Five'll get you ten she's gonna suck. TOO OLD.