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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
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"Summer Of World's Lamest Secrets"
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07-08-05, 12:01 PM (EST)
 
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First of all, "Summer of Secrets" sounds like an after-school special about a kid whose parents are alcoholics. Second, how incredibly LAME, as secrets go, is it to be an insurance adjuster pretending to be *GASP!* a former teacher? I can't say it's a huge major surprise that Ivette might be *GASP!* gay, either. Sure hope some of the other surprises and secrets are a little more dynamic. 
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07-08-05, 01:24 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Summer Of World's Lamest Secrets" |
You don't wanna know how many poor little nauga's were clubbed!
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07-08-05, 02:18 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Summer Of World's Lamest Secrets" |
I watched half the show last night and the rest this morning. I thought the secret pairings had potential and that it would be fun to guess them. But it turns out we're going to learn the pairings next week. That's not keeping a secret very long. 
I'm beginning to think that one reason reality television exists is for English teachers to have new examples of using superlatives and hyperbole- it's always the "biggest" this or the "most shocking" that. The actuality never seems to live up to all the hype. I usually end up humming Peggy Lee's "Is That All There Is?" But I'm such a sucker for these shows that I always hope that this time it'll be different.
It's definitely a toss-up between an after-school special and yet another Lifetime movie.
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07-08-05, 02:41 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Summer Of World's Lamest Secrets" |
THE TOP SECRET IS THAT KAYSAR IS RELATED TO SADDAM HUSSAIN!
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CUTIE1 8 desperate attention whore postings
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07-08-05, 02:42 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: Summer Of World's Lamest Secrets" |
BUT ONE THING IS FOR SURE HE IS TOTALLY HOT HOT HOT
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07-19-05, 05:23 PM (EST)
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28. "RE: Summer Of World's Lamest Secrets" |
OMG... this is the FUNNIEST thread! Maybe the secret is that all the rooms are as tacky and hideous at Donald Trump's mansion (perhaps all the gold is real?) Ohhhh.... the house has secrets! Even if the hamsters discovered them, they wouldn't know what to do. It's a good thing Rachel was HOH first. If someone with less intellectual capabilities was in there, NONE of the secrets would be found out.
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