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"Summer Of World's Lamest Secrets"
Posted by ginger on 07-08-05 at 12:01 PM
First of all, "Summer of Secrets" sounds like an after-school special about a kid whose parents are alcoholics.

Second, how incredibly LAME, as secrets go, is it to be an insurance adjuster pretending to be *GASP!* a former teacher?

I can't say it's a huge major surprise that Ivette might be *GASP!* gay, either.

Sure hope some of the other surprises and secrets are a little more dynamic.


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"Disagree"
Posted by Bebo on 07-08-05 at 12:25 PM
>First of all, "Summer of Secrets"
>sounds like an after-school special
>about a kid whose parents
>are alcoholics.

Nope, it sounds like an after-school special about "the good girl" who gets involved with "the bad boy" and has to deal with the consequences nine months later.



"RE: Disagree"
Posted by bystander on 07-08-05 at 12:29 PM
Thank goodness we won't have to wait 9 months for this thing to end!


"RE: Disagree"
Posted by ginger on 07-08-05 at 12:40 PM
Obviously, both of us had too much time on our hands after school.



I *sniff*! didn't know how to tell you mom...and then things got out of hand!

"RE: Disagree"
Posted by Bebo on 07-08-05 at 01:51 PM
Plus, now we have the grown-up versions on the Lifetime Movie Network.


And with the same actors.



"RE: Disagree"
Posted by ginger on 07-08-05 at 01:53 PM
Shattered Vows!
Final Deadly Vows!
Fatal Deadly Shattered Vows!



And Mother, May I Sleep With Danger?

"RE: Disagree"
Posted by DearAbby on 07-08-05 at 01:36 PM
>Nope, it sounds like an after-school
>special about "the good girl"
>who gets involved with "the
>bad boy" and has to
>deal with the consequences nine
>months later.

Sarah claims to be the "nice" girl; I wonder which boy is "bad." I guess the only one we can rule out is Beau. (Didn't Eric lump him in as "one of the girls" anyway?)


"RE: Disagree"
Posted by ginger on 07-08-05 at 01:54 PM

I think Sarah misunderstood the whole "good girls" versus "nice girls" distinction.



"RE: Summer Of World's Lamest Secrets"
Posted by kingfish on 07-08-05 at 12:35 PM
I have it on good authority that Julie is a woman who underwent a $ex change to be a guy but now dresses like a woman in order to seduce her twin les. sister!!

(OK, I just invented that rumor, but at some point, when they run out of these 'surprising twists' (yawn), they may resort to that kind of surprise).



"RE: Summer Of World's Lamest Secrets"
Posted by bystander on 07-08-05 at 12:49 PM
Don't tell anyone but......


I'm not really leather

"RE: Summer Of World's Lamest Secrets"
Posted by ginger on 07-08-05 at 01:19 PM
BWA HA HA HA HA HA!



Pleather?
Burlap?
Rich Corinthean naugahyde?

"RE: Summer Of World's Lamest Secrets"
Posted by bystander on 07-08-05 at 01:24 PM

You don't wanna know how many poor little nauga's were clubbed!
"RE: Summer Of World's Lamest Secrets"
Posted by RealityMom on 07-08-05 at 02:18 PM
I watched half the show last night and the rest this morning. I thought the secret pairings had potential and that it would be fun to guess them. But it turns out we're going to learn the pairings next week. That's not keeping a secret very long.
I'm beginning to think that one reason reality television exists is for English teachers to have new examples of using superlatives and hyperbole- it's always the "biggest" this or the "most shocking" that. The actuality never seems to live up to all the hype. I usually end up humming Peggy Lee's "Is That All There Is?" But I'm such a sucker for these shows that I always hope that this time it'll be different.
It's definitely a toss-up between an after-school special and yet another Lifetime movie.
"RE: Summer Of World's Lamest Secrets"
Posted by CUTIE1 on 07-08-05 at 02:41 PM
THE TOP SECRET IS THAT KAYSAR IS RELATED TO SADDAM HUSSAIN!
"RE: Summer Of World's Lamest Secrets"
Posted by CUTIE1 on 07-08-05 at 02:42 PM
BUT ONE THING IS FOR SURE HE IS TOTALLY HOT HOT HOT
"The most shocking secret of all"
Posted by volsfan on 07-08-05 at 02:53 PM
LAST EDITED ON 07-08-05 AT 04:30 PM (EST)

Is that Kaysar is a gay muslim!

Take that Ginger...HE'S MINE HE'S MINE!


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"RE: The most shocking secret of all"
Posted by ginger on 07-08-05 at 03:21 PM
Vols: Nice gay man.
Ginger: Nice Jewish gal.

Which of us would make his parents claw their eyes out first?



"RE: The most shocking secret of all"
Posted by LibraRising on 07-08-05 at 03:27 PM

Ding ding ding!


A kyngsladye/IceCat masterpiece.

"RE: The most shocking secret of all"
Posted by newsomewayne on 07-08-05 at 03:31 PM
RING! RING! Hello. FOX Television, Reality Division. Have I got an idea for you!


Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour.
Heck, I'd buy pay-per-view to see that show!

"RE: Summer Of World's Lamest Secrets"
Posted by Estee on 07-08-05 at 03:18 PM
I can't say it's a huge major surprise that Ivette might be *GASP!* gay, either.

I'm gay? Why didn't anyone tell me?


"RE: Summer Of World's Lamest Secrets"
Posted by ginger on 07-08-05 at 03:19 PM

You're not only gay, your irregular!


It's all over the feeds.

"RE: Summer Of World's Lamest Secrets"
Posted by HistoryDetective on 07-08-05 at 03:54 PM
I think the producers found all fourteen of them at Marshall's --- each wearing a sticker that said "slightly irregular."


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"RE: Summer Of World's Lamest Secrets"
Posted by Ellehcar71 on 07-19-05 at 11:09 AM
People at DH's work were saying that Beau is not gay, and he and Ivette are boyfriend/girlfriend. They said that was made clear on the show, and "how did you miss that?"

I don't believe it - or Beau is a REALLY good actor. I told DH I'd check it out here - with the smart folks!


"RE: Summer Of World's Lamest Secrets"
Posted by ginger on 07-19-05 at 11:51 AM
Beau and Ivette are a couple like Tom and Katie are a couple.


"RE: Summer Of World's Lamest Secrets"
Posted by seahorse on 07-19-05 at 12:10 PM
Yes that's right.


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"RE: Summer Of World's Lamest Secrets"
Posted by Estee on 07-19-05 at 03:53 PM
There's no need to be that insulting.


"RE: Summer Of World's Lamest Secrets"
Posted by ginger on 07-19-05 at 04:44 PM
You were not necessarily Tom in that scenario.



"RE: Summer Of World's Lamest Secrets"
Posted by Estee on 07-19-05 at 05:00 PM
Yuck!


"RE: Summer Of World's Lamest Secrets"
Posted by GumbyGirl on 07-19-05 at 05:23 PM
OMG... this is the FUNNIEST thread! Maybe the secret is that all the rooms are as tacky and hideous at Donald Trump's mansion (perhaps all the gold is real?) Ohhhh.... the house has secrets! Even if the hamsters discovered them, they wouldn't know what to do. It's a good thing Rachel was HOH first. If someone with less intellectual capabilities was in there, NONE of the secrets would be found out.
"RE: Summer Of World's Lamest Secrets"
Posted by Captain_Savem on 07-19-05 at 05:26 PM
These hamsters are so frickin lazy and boring. They have three safes in the Gold Room and none of them are trying to figure out the combination. They keep finding quarters around the house but none of them are smart enough to think they maby they should put them in the gumball machine. You know? Maybe a combination will fall out! One night last week, Manelle and Mike-o-path got a wild hair up their asses and tried to figure out the combo to the safes and it was fun watching them try. That lasted about 20 minutes, but at least it was entertaining!


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"RE: Summer Of World's Lamest Secrets"
Posted by ginger on 07-19-05 at 06:38 PM
I hear you, Cappy....you'd think out of sheer total boredom someone would try to crack the safes. They could have tokens worth new cars or something in there. But I guess discussing Howie's underpants soilage quotient is more riveting.



"RE: Summer Of World's Lamest Secrets"
Posted by Captain_Savem on 07-19-05 at 07:43 PM
*SNORT*


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