Com'on Jiffy...what do you mean "you're not buying it?"
Taj has Eddie George for a hubby! Why would she give a hoot if Huck Finn or some dude she can outlift prefers a skank over her??

1) TYSON (2,5) - He gets the most out of his boney, scrawny frame...even when doing a tribal dance. What a riot. He could be among my all-time favorite characters and if he can deliver on his plan to make Erinn cry at TC, I'll put him in my Top 5 of all time.

2)TAJ (5,4) - Don't you worry none, Mama. I'd take you over Sydney in a NY minute...and you wouldn't even have to wear my smelly shorts; your effort and passion for the game impresses me enough.

3) STEVE (4,3) - Like his position; like his approach. If players want to think you're a geek, let them. We all know better.

4) SIERRA (3,2) - Still liking her grit. Loved her assessment of being on the bottom of the totem pole, moving up to the middle, and now in a cross-tribal alliance. Unless she changes her wardrobe, the pixel editing crew will be forced to work overtime this season as they did in China for Amanda.

5) BRENDAN (1,7) - Sorry dude but I had to drop you down. No way I believe you couldn't salvage a few minutes to talk with Sierra. MAJOR blunder, but got lucky when Sierra chose Taj. Like I said in Week 2...the stars are aligning perfectly for him this season (so far.)

6) JT (6,1) - Great job in the RC. Nice guy, but will probably be a prime target post merge.

7) DEBBIE (13,14) - Her effort in the RC made me forget about the firepit (at least for this week.) No way you were going to outlast my Nubian Princess Warrior, but at least you didn't quit prematurely.

8) JOE (7,13) - Well I certainly thought YOU would have been able to outlast Taj. How does it feel having a schoolboy crush on a pretty girl who is wearing someone else's "class ring" (or dirty underware in this case)?

9) BENJAMIN (11,9) - Well I'm glad he confirmed what most knew all along about Jerry's boo-boo belly saving Erinn's hide. But shame on you for making my pal Michel look bad by not mentioning Tyson is a "cockaroach", Debbie is a "suck-up", and you are a "Douchebag." BAD BENJI!

10) SPENSER (10,12) - Total waste of space. Could Survivor PLEASE raise the eligibility age back up to 21?

11) ERINN (12,11) - Golly Gee...why would anyone want to break up with you??? *snort* Once again your ticket was punched out of the game yet she lives another day. Every season there seems to be that one castaway with nine lives. Now we need to get Miss "Nine Lives" to smile like a Cheshire Cat so Benji can work on emulating her facial expressions.

12) SKANK-NEY (9,10) - You're wearing a dude's boxer shorts with NO washing machines on the set??? EWWWWWWW!!!!!! I don't think even Perv-ati would have skanked that low. Where were you when they were casting for Micronesia?

BOOTED) SANDY (8,8) - Long time overdue. How's Jerry going to contain himself with all those "sex kittens" in the Loser's Lounge?