BTS Thursday Morning Office Chair Review

Mark "Redemption Island is MY idea" Burnett has turned up the snark and set the bar (rather then passing out under the bar) this season and BTS has had more hits then a lingerie football league. Well done MB and your little gorilla too.

And the Hits keep coming.....

As she recites a rambling poem about some ex-boyfriend who had the good sense to gnaw off his own arm and escape, I raise a glass to my crack Casting Department who, after twenty three seasons still knows the best sanitariums, rehab facilities and wacky religious cult compounds to cruise for fresh meat.

As I was watching this I thought to myself, "Self, where in the known or unknown multi-verse did they find the only person that has simultaneously never seen any reality TV and truly can't believe that total strangers would kick such an awesome poet to the sandy curb. "Cold hearted," she claims in disbelief. Poor Subpar, take that, and that, and shut-up.

Dungeons & Dragons & Demons OH MY

Couldn't you just hear Mama Cochran wailing for her baby boy? I heard the twang of apron strings snapping and Cochran's voice dropping an octave all the way from here. The collective gasp from the World of Warcraft rooms sucked the air out of basements all over the world. Today I am a MAN. Good for you sugar.

Brandon replies, “Uhh huh. Did you put something over me?”
Yes he did, Brandon. It’s called Chloroform.

Best.Line.Ever excellent you da man, now come and get the coffee out of my keyboard.

"Benevolent Despot" or "Coach" or "You can call me Daddy" has enfolded Brandon, married with Demons and Edna, concubine in waiting, in his bat-like dragon wings. Too bad he tried to cuddle with Brandon (Have you ever seen a gladiator movie?) while keeping Edna on the bottom of his totem pole. >code violations so soon in the season? Really?<

OzzFest 2011

“Three times around, you start learning what to look for—rocks in trees are a good sign that you’ve found something good.”

What really happened

“Three times around, you start learning what to look for, letting Mr. Cameraman drag me to the beach, push me up a tree, and follow the blue line right to the rare South Pacific Rock Fruit Tree this a good sign that you’ve found something good.” Who knew Ozzy needed handholding???

I'm sure Parvati and Amanda were shocked to know he's looking for something other then a date this time around.

Double Bonus Triple word score

“Wanna see something cool?” as he pulls up his shirt sleeve and reveals his Lil Hantz tattoo. As the Coach’s brain box struggles to put it all together, he gasps, “That’s not your last name is it?” Brandon reveals that much like Chaz Bono, he used to be a biological female named Lilly Hantz and he has recently undergone gender reassignment surgery.

OMG-pace yourself Dice, this was one of the funniest BTS's I've seen yet.

Sequestered and Pampered~thanks Zenbot & agman