Whoo boy is it ever hot here. Aye caramba!.

Don't let anybody tell you the Mexican Sierras are cool places to wreak mayhem. It is so hot that my girls, the fabuloso Ranchitaritas de Raunchyville, decided to cool it for a while and take their Vespa hogs off line for a little maintenance and repair. They been cooking up kidnap and ransom schemes, running their 'escort me or die' business, and making grown men weep with pleasure while begging for more pain, but hombre, in this heat even the Raunchitas, they got to cool out. Que caliente.

So we decided to take a day off and get wet. We're here in a secluded mountain pool fed by a artesian spring drinking the cervesa frio and eating food that the locals provide for us (or else), and in the process getting clean again. Frankly we were having to make some of the girls, the really really raunchiest of them, ride in the rear of the pack, they were really stinko. So everything is getting better.

And I have a moment to share with you the latest in insider spoilers that I found under a rock by the pool, left there by my faithful insider source (*not Hantz), and I swear (I am putting my hand on my heart) by all that is raunchy, these are the very truth.

Spoiler #1: Jim, the poker champ says he has an advantage over the others because he can 'read' the others and tell who is lying. And is he full of it. They play "Go Fishing" and right away he calls a clock on Ozzie who raises Jim on the river, only to reveal an open ended flush. Then they both pass the joint to Keith who grins and pretends to get the joke. Jim also grins and pretends that he remembers what he was going to say.

Spoiler #2: Dolphin Boy will get mugged by a monkey when he attempts to steal the monkey's favorite rock from his tree borne stash of pretty rocks. Says DB, "Oh so that's what a rock is doing up in a tree."

Spoiler #3: Mikaela's Oobies continue to taunt Brandon, and tempt him with eternal damnation (yawn). Although her ears are also vying for his attention, they aren't really playing the same league. Afterall, titties been tempting Brandon all his life, big titties, little titties, saggy titties, bird titties, lizard titties, elephant titties...titties titties titties...and ears just been flapping in the breeze.

Spoiler #4: After the next TC, Jim will steal the snuffer thinking it will make a great pipe. The night camera man, after filming Coach and Brandon cuddling far into the night, will catch Jim en flagrante (just as he caught Coach) and make him return the snuffer to EPMB who will reward him for his honesty by toking up with him and the cameraman.

(*disclaimer. And this is one hot and heavy disclaimer, maybe the disiest claimer of all time. Or maybe not).

Tribephyl farts, Senor Pisarrio holds breath.