Serving up a big stack of Gufus this week...Matt: The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different outcome. Episode 2 - making Rob question his loyalty. Result? Welcome to Redemption Island. Merge episode - making Rob question his loyalty again. Result? He'll be at RI so long they'll name RI Arena for him, assuming they don't sell the naming rights first.
Phillip: Please take something for your mouth-diarrhea. I miss Coach.
Ralph: If you weren't going to beat Rob with an idol, how the hell are you going to beat him without it? If I were you, I'd consult a pro about finding idols and playing from behind, like, say, Russell...oh, wait.
Natalie: Useless at camp, ditzy and lazy, content to ride to the end on Rob's coattails...now is not the time to make people think you're an immunity threat. I hope RI's still open when you're done shredding Crapatera so Matt can send you packing before he gets voted out again.
Production: Matt duels his way back in only to get voted out again. The duels are lame. We don't have reward challenges anymore. Idols are back at camp - not at RI. And worst of all, Phillip isn't muzzled. What the hell is the point of Regurgitation Island again?