Wanna get back into my shorts? Memo
TO: Jeff Probst/ Prop Dept./ All PA's / Nurse Rachet
FR: EPMB
RE: Health & Safety Guidelines
Please double and triple disinfect Hidden Immunity Idols (HIIs) before releasing them back into the wild and upon redemption at Tribal Council (TC). We need to continue to guard against outbreaks of rabies, scabies, scurvy, AIDS, cooties, crotch rot, athlete's foot and Ponderosa Cabin Fever.
We issued those rubber gloves for a reason, people. Your IATSE and NABET union medical insurance does not cover these diseases. The amputation you help prevent may be your own.
A.S.S. 2: Bigger. Wider. Better than ever.