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"BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love"

Posted by tribephyl on 04-18-10 at 12:39 PM
There's probably millions of things to say about Courtney, I just can't think of any.
What I do know is that she is really enjoying being with Coach at the Ponderosa.
Now, don't get jealous Jerri. Colby is soon on his way over to you. Where he can kick, trip, splash, souse and demean you in person and not just from afar.
Speaking of reunions...Sandra and Rupert, soon together again... and can't forget Amanda and near everybody else.



Sorry I'm late, folks. Must have been too busy texting.


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"RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love"
Posted by mrc on 04-18-10 at 06:45 PM
*slobber*

*sweat*

*pirate laugh*



"RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love"
Posted by tribephyl on 04-18-10 at 08:01 PM
Aye, Poopert... you, nay I, need to be draping everything in plastic from now on, to prevent from your indiscriminate body-fluid dispersal?
This may fit...



"RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love"
Posted by suzzee on 04-21-10 at 11:32 AM
All that drooling was because I was there. Right?


Everyone is my alliance


"RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love"
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 04-18-10 at 08:05 PM
Oh, look what I got here. I mean, geez, this one just literally screamed out for my name, begging to be just handed over to me. What was I supposed to do, say no to JT?

Anyway. Bagged meself yet another HII. Buahaahaa.




"RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love"
Posted by suzzee on 04-21-10 at 11:34 AM
When I scratch Russell's ear his foot goes up and down.


Everyone is my alliance



"RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love"
Posted by RollDdice on 04-27-10 at 04:32 PM
That's because of the tics, Parvie. Don't give it another thought.




A.S.S. 2: Bigger. Wider. Better than ever.

"RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love"
Posted by smokedog on 04-18-10 at 10:36 PM
Woohoo! The merge is coming. Can't wait for girl power to start!



"RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love"
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 04-19-10 at 11:44 AM
*smirks*

Just another dumb blonde to toy with after the merge.



"RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love"
Posted by Brownroach on 04-19-10 at 01:43 PM
Well well, here we are reunited again. And Pervy's got my cousin. Hilarity is about to ensue, I'm sure.

That billet-doux JT wrapped around me was barf-inducing. "Dear RussHell, I've been admiring you from afar. I just couldn't let them vote you out. Come with us after the merge and maybe you and I can move in together when the game is over, xoxoxo". Blecccch.





"RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love"
Posted by smokedog on 04-19-10 at 11:56 PM
Umm....my buddy Parv is the one calling the shots, small fry. Back off.



"RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love"
Posted by suzzee on 04-21-10 at 11:35 AM
Yeah, what she said.


Everyone is my alliance



"RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love"
Posted by jackandjill on 04-21-10 at 03:34 PM
Ohh, I'm kinda girlish - can I join your girly alliance?


"RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love"
Posted by tribephyl on 04-21-10 at 11:12 PM
Moobs? Check.
Meterus? Check.
Mangina? Check.
You more than qualify, Colbie.


"RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love"
Posted by MissMyth on 04-19-10 at 04:12 PM
I had a cunning plan and now will see the fruits of my labor. Soon the merge will take place and I can sit down with my new BFF RussHell and discuss ways to get rid of the dreaded women's alliance. At least that nasty Parvasite will be gone. That's one off the list anyway.


"RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love"
Posted by Belle Book on 04-19-10 at 07:43 PM
I think you're going to have a huge shock when the merge takes place and you see Parvasite gone.

I can't believe you'd give RussHell a Hidden Immunity Idol! You really are acting like an idiot! I'd never give him a HII -- ever!

Anyway, Courtney's gone. That's the bad news. The good news -- they didn't go after me! I'm the master of the "anyone as long as it isn't me" strategy and it's working again! If we can get rid of idiotic J.T. and the rest of the Heroes, I might be able to make it to the finals yet again!



"RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love"
Posted by Brownroach on 04-20-10 at 11:19 AM
JT, we were having such a good time, what did I do to deserve this? I begged you not to send me back to the troll.

You're gonna wish you didn't dump me this way. Like, real soon. But it'll be too late, dude. You won't be able to get me back.




"RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love"
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 04-20-10 at 03:56 PM
You keep coming back to me, no?

You know you love me, don'tcha? Wanna get back into my shorts?



"RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love"
Posted by RollDdice on 04-27-10 at 04:49 PM
Wanna get back into my shorts?

Memo
TO: Jeff Probst/ Prop Dept./ All PA's / Nurse Rachet
FR: EPMB
RE: Health & Safety Guidelines

Please double and triple disinfect Hidden Immunity Idols (HIIs) before releasing them back into the wild and upon redemption at Tribal Council (TC). We need to continue to guard against outbreaks of rabies, scabies, scurvy, AIDS, cooties, crotch rot, athlete's foot and Ponderosa Cabin Fever.

We issued those rubber gloves for a reason, people. Your IATSE and NABET union medical insurance does not cover these diseases. The amputation you help prevent may be your own.



A.S.S. 2: Bigger. Wider. Better than ever.

"RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love"
Posted by suzzee on 04-20-10 at 01:55 PM
nudge nudge, ahem


Everyone is my alliance



"Sidebar: Best" BeTheA.S.S.#2" episode title ever: Courtney's Love"
Posted by suzzee on 04-20-10 at 01:58 PM
Way to go Jiffy!


Everyone is my alliance



"RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love"
Posted by suzzee on 04-20-10 at 02:05 PM
Come here my little HII smooch come to your Auntie Pervati. Gotcha!

Now that I've been through my coronation I expect a little more A$$ kissin' and a little less troll love. Although I hear if you rub a troll you get three wishes or is that three rashes. Whatever, anyone got some gloves?


Everyone is my alliance



"RE: BeTheA.S.S.#2: Courtney's Love"
Posted by vince3 on 04-20-10 at 02:09 PM
The best thing about Courtney's departure is that I can crank up the wind for the second half now without worrying about snapping anyone in half during a challenge.......