Sour Grapes!

On this episode, teams drove themselves to Reims, France to search for Noah's Ark... um... I mean Joan of Arc, who's statue resides outside of Cathy Drone... um... I mean the Cathedral.
There they got the next clue which sent them off to Epernay or Champagne, depending on what team it was. Once in Epernay, the teams were faced with the roadblock, rappel down into a wine cellar, find a specially marked bottle of champagne, then run upstairs and whack the cork off with a samurai sword to get the next clue.

After that, they had to get themselves back to Reims or Pierry, depending on what teams it was, and find Taittinger La Marquetterie - the one in Reims, not in Pierry. Once there, they were faced with the detour - Tower: stack a bazillion wine glasses then pour an enormous bottle of champagne into them - or - Terra: find a specially marked bunch of grapes. Next, it was off to the pit stop.

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On to the list!!!

Rank. Names (last week's rank) -

1. Louie and Michael (3) - They get the number one spot this week because they have been first to the mat for 3 weeks in a row now. Careful boys, this may not last very long.

2. Steve and Allie (2) - They have done a great job as well. They are consistently number two... and I like them.

3. Jet and Cord (1) - They are slipping because they are making more mistakes each leg. Sure they still make me laugh and they are fun, but they need to stop losing all my casino points.

4. Dan and Jordan (6) - They were not as annoying this week. They, too, may not stay in this spot for long.

5. Carol and Brandy (4) - Brandy is an arse. Last week she didn't sign up for that. This week she does a flitty dance on the way to the champagne. I think she's a prima donna. I hate prima donnas.

6. Caite and Brent (5) - OMG... STFU!! I wish you were the ones eliminated after the whole bitchfest at the detour. Caite harped until Brent switched tasks, then they mess that up and have to go back. Dumb. They also can't find their way out of a paper bag. I have no idea how they got this far.

Philiminated: Jordan and Jeff (7) - I am not sorry to see you go, but you did give me a few chuckles, I have to admit. I would have rather seen you guys one more week than have to put up with Brent and Caite. Funny, I thought I'd be cheering your exit.

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