All righty then...let's see.

Timbira - for putting effing Debra in the caller position? You have a coach and a sergeant on your team, and you put skinny little Debra in the caller spot? They might as well have just said at the start of the challenge, "Y'know what, Jeff? We're just fine without the reward. Let them pick someone to exile now, becuase we want to lose."

Coach - for a great short-term strategy that will inevitably backfire. Being the leader only works if your tribe is dominating. Tom won because he led Koror, the best tribe in the history of Survivor. And because he didn't assume leadership right off by force - let's just put it this way. We saw Tom Westman, not Tom "Captain" Westman win it in Palau. We wouldn't be writing this Gufu about Ben Wade. But Coach? Oh yes.

Another to Coach - for getting upset too easily and making everything a mission.

Also, to Coach - for making the Erinn attempt-boot all about Coach and not about Timbira - and then, like a moron, voting for Jerry anyway.

And while we're at it, Coach - maybe he should have looked to a man with the same first name as he has - that's right, Benjamin Franklin, who once quipped, "The definition of insanity is to do the same thing over and over and expect a different outcome." I'm sure those weren't his exact words, but if Coach is leading, and doing a poor job, why should he be the leader? What's he trying to do, get hired by the Detroit Lions?

Jerry - for admitting weakness. Have a few nibbles of beans or something; I don't care. Snack on a leaf. Eat some dirt. And don't refuse water - dear Jeebus, whatever you do, don't refuse water, especially if it's a stomach ailment. Having lived through the stomach flu, a.k.a. 48 Hours of Hell, I can say this much - water is your friend. Drink plenty. Even if you'll be crapping it out.

Erinnnnnnnnnnnnnn - for making Timbira distrust her. And you just know Jalapao's going to get wise, since Messenger Boy Brendan will be more than happy to dig her grave, seeing as how her name is not Sierra.

Tyson - if Coach and you get put on separate tribes, he's going to insist that the new tribe call him Coach. I'm sure he was joking, but the fact that he's being suckered in by Coach's insanity tells me he'll last about three days longer than Coach, and we'll have to listed to his uber-boring jury speech right after we get an insane rambling from Coach.

Production - Brendan and Taj are now Sugar Part II. Exile is getting predictable again - and once again, it's not a damn island. It's a...damn, what is it...desert land. We've had three Exile Islands, an Exile Archipelago, an Exile Grassland, and an Exile Desert. Now all we need is an Exile Peninsula, an Exile Tundra, an Exile Swamp, an Exile Frozen Lake, an Exile Mountain, an Exile Space Station, an Exile Cruise Ship, an Exile Shipwreck, an Exile Animated Film Loop, an Exile Whale Carcass, and an Exile Loch Ness Monster. Also an Exile Abandoned Factory. All of which are called Exile Island.

Also Production - putting the idol in some place where someone probably should have found it by accident by now, especially if Coach decided to go all Boot Camp Drill Sergeants on us and toss the Treemail tiki head clear across camp.