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1. He bleeds real good when poked with sharp sticks. Real good!
2. He rarely looks at his statements from his stolen black credit card company.
3. Rona. Who has her own skills.
4. His hobby is design and hand sewing of fishing shirts for Dimples.
5. He makes balloon animals that teach children about the birds and bees.
6. As a result he has a restraining order in regard to said children.
7. He has a private jet that keeps him a couple steps ahead of subpoena servers.
8. The Jet also keeps him just ahead of Dog the bounty hunter. This goes back to the time when, blind drunk on alcohol, benumbed by massive opiates, and made insane by an extended meth binge, he boinked Beth. He thought at the time he was with an elephant seal dominatrix (hey, each to his own, right? Besides, it's well known that a seal blubber fetish is often the product of massive drug usage. I thought everyone knew that.), but no, it was Beth. Ms. Dominatrix (who's your Mama?) Elephant Seal herself.
9. While he's on the run, we go back to Rona. Who has needs.
10. And he used to make pretty good (above average) siggys. It is said, though, that his 10 year non stop alcohol binge has diminished those skills. Oh well.
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