Post anything which will give the world definitive evidence that you're not going to be nominated for sainthood anytime soon. Or ever.

The most recent of my googolplex:

I was browsing through Grantland, looking for interesting articles, and spotted that Rudy Gay had been traded. This didn't really get my attention because it's the NBA and generally who cares plus I'd really been hoping on an evisceration of this Culliver jerk, but I glanced at the article because...

...because it's Rudy Gay and well, unintentional double entendres are going to appear. Possibly in quantity. I can want to throw Chris Culliver out a window and still want to see just how horribly someone's given name can get a sportswriter in trouble.

So we started out with this:

"how good is Gay, really?"

Ask the Religious Reich.

And then we immediately moved on to:

"but they're also wagering that swapping Gay for Prince won't demote them from “fringe contender” to “first-round roadkill.”"

Oh dear gawds, Tayshaun Prince is the other player... Weren't there a lot of rumors way back in his career that swapping gay for Prince would be even-up?

I am not reading this article as a decent human being. I am not auto-replacing Rudy Gay with Rudy Homosexual, but...

So we move through "Gay trade" and "Gay's position" (where the replacement will receive seven million dollars, making it an awesome position indeed). "Gay is in the midst of a miserable season", yes, I've seen the polls.

But all things considered, I was doing fairly well until I reached this:

"Prince can’t make up for missteps with sheer athleticism the way Gay can, but Gay is prone to some costly lapses in attention — ball-watching (allowing his man to cut back-door)"

I have not stopped giggling for the last ten minutes.

Also, my halo broke.

http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-triangle/post/_/id/49386/did-anyone-win-the-rudy-gay-trade I am so ashamed of myself.