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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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"So."
I've been thinking for a while about what I would say here.

I was leaning towards a total anticlimax, which is why I deliberately went for that trope this morning. Do something so complete mundane that it automatically laughed off the big round number. Pull an OOTS and spend the post riding down a virtual elevator listening to bad music. Or do the Dilbert bit: fear the big round number, for it's big and round. But mostly just thinking about completely ignoring it.

(And by the way, the Indy shoots the swordsman bit? That's filed under Serendipity Writes The Plot. Harrison Ford had a serious case of dysentery on that shooting day and the script called for him to whip the sword away. It was too much for him to handle, so he asked if he could just shoot the guy instead. Cinema was born.)

Or there was the Special Thread. Ask me any question and I'll give you a really vague answer! How about we recruit some sigpics from ages past and have a temporal ghost party? Gee, here's all ourselves from our first days of posting: see how much we haven't learned? And then there was the number routine, just searching down any image attached to 50,000 and throwing them all up.

I gave very brief consideration to randomly recapping something for no apparent reason.

But then I saw what was going on in the 50k-members thread. The commentary. The pictures that were being pulled out. Most of the word usage. And after going through all that, I realized there were only a few things which really needed to be said. And so without further ado:

I hate pretty much every last stinking one of you.

I am plotting the deaths of roughly half.

Two of you are going before anyone else.

It will hurt.

Jerks.

Run.

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 RE: So. dabo 02-21-12 1
   RE: So. cahaya 02-22-12 36
 RE: So. Max Headroom 02-21-12 2
 RE: So. kidflash212 02-21-12 3
   RE: So. dabo 02-21-12 18
 RE: So. qwertypie 02-21-12 4
   RE: So. dabo 02-21-12 22
       RE: So. qwertypie 02-21-12 26
           Better foonermints 02-22-12 54
           RE: So. agman 02-23-12 59
 RE: So. zombiebaby 02-21-12 5
 !!!!!!! Penelope Le Pew 02-21-12 6
 RE: So. jbug 02-21-12 7
   Ghost Party!!! kidflash212 02-21-12 10
   RE: So. dabo 02-21-12 19
 RE: So. kingfish 02-21-12 8
 If I'm going to die anyway Snidget 02-21-12 9
 So happy she could cry moonbaby 02-21-12 11
   RE: So happy she could cry kidflash212 02-21-12 12
   RE: So happy she could cry dabo 02-21-12 13
 RE: So. cahaya 02-21-12 14
   RE: So. dabo 02-21-12 17
 Congrats Estee jbug 02-21-12 15
   RE: Congrats Estee dabo 02-21-12 16
 RE: So. SpotTheDiffference 02-21-12 20
   RE: So. dabo 02-21-12 21
 RE: So. PepeLePew13 02-21-12 23
   RE: So. dabo 02-21-12 27
 RE: So. Max Headroom 02-21-12 24
   RE: So. dabo 02-21-12 28
   RE: So. Riordan 02-22-12 51
 RE: So. foonermints 02-21-12 25
   RE: So. SpotTheDiffference 02-21-12 30
 RE: So. KeithFan 02-21-12 29
   RE: So. dabo 02-22-12 31
   AND foonermints 02-22-12 35
       RE: AND jbug 02-23-12 58
 RE: So. byoffer 02-22-12 32
   RE: So. dabo 02-22-12 33
 Thank you!! Silvergirl1 02-22-12 34
 RE: So. Brownroach 02-22-12 37
 RE: So. suzzee 02-22-12 38
 ST, your work mrc 02-22-12 39
 RE: So. grit 02-22-12 40
   RE: So. dabo 02-22-12 49
 RE: So. aethelstan 02-22-12 41
 ESTEE, The Narrator kingfish 02-22-12 42
   RE: ESTEE, The Narrator MTW1961 02-22-12 45
   RE: ESTEE, The Narrator dabo 02-22-12 47
   RE: ESTEE, The Narrator foonermints 02-22-12 55
 RE: So. agman 02-22-12 43
 RE: So. Buggy 02-22-12 44
   RE: So. dabo 02-22-12 48
 RE: So. MTW1961 02-22-12 46
   RE: So. dabo 02-22-12 50
 RE: So. Riordan 02-22-12 52
   RE: So. dabo 02-22-12 53
       RE: So. kingfish 02-22-12 56
 RE: So. dabo 02-23-12 57
   RE: So. agman 02-23-12 60
       RE: So. Buggy 02-25-12 61
 *Bumps Thresd* foonermints 02-26-12 62
   RE: *Bumps Thresd* kingfish 02-26-12 63
 RE: So. kingfish 02-28-12 64
   RE: So. dabo 02-28-12 65
       RE: So. kingfish 02-29-12 66
           RE: So. grit 02-29-12 67
               gotta have jbug 02-29-12 68
                   Here it is agman 02-29-12 69
                       RE: Here it is dabo 02-29-12 70
                       that would be jbug 02-29-12 71
                           RE: that would be kingfish 02-29-12 72
                               RE: that would be agman 02-29-12 73
 RE: So. dabo 03-01-12 74
 the end dabo 03-02-12 75
   RE: the end skye 03-02-12 76
       Lucky Trick foonermints 03-02-12 77
           RE: Lucky Trick byoffer 03-02-12 78
               RE: Lucky Trick foonermints 03-02-12 82
   RE: the end agman 03-02-12 79
       RE: the end dabo 03-02-12 80
   RE: the end jbug 03-02-12 81

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dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings
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1. "RE: So."


blah blah blah bla blah Wwoo! you were everything I wanted you were everything a girl could be then you left me brokenhearted now you don't mean a thing to me all I wanted was your love love love love love love
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36. "RE: So."
Clown.
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2. "RE: So."
I vote for the ghost party.


Well, you asked.

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3. "RE: So."

I'm going to go lock my door now.



Capn2patch put me in motion!

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18. "RE: So."

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4. "RE: So."
Come here and give Auntie Qwerty a big ole hug!

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22. "RE: So."

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26. "RE: So."
Are you calling me a cougar?
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54. "Better"
Than a Turkey Vulture.
*runs*
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59. "RE: So."
No, I'd say more like a seasoned vixen! *runs even faster!!!!!


The tribe has spoken

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5. "RE: So."
When you're done could you please braid my toe hair?


One more of J
Slice's Awesome Creations!

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6. "!!!!!!!"
Congratulations!



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7. "RE: So."
We know which half I fall into;
Newsomewayne? are you here with me?

I like the ghost party idea.
Shall we carry on without Estee?


Slicey took out the wrinkles '08

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10. "Ghost Party!!!"
Since I think I'm soon to be a ghost once Estee catches up to me..


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19. "RE: So."

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8. "RE: So."
See? She does want a parade!

Congrats on the monumental milestone, Estee. Every thread a gem.

And I sure wouldn't want to be in Fooner's or Max's shoes right now. Boy howdy are they in trouble.

(And congrats on an untrope-ical thread)

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9. "If I'm going to die anyway"
LAST EDITED ON 02-21-12 AT 08:00 PM (EST)


Spring has Sprung with Tribe

The scary thing was how many different images there were to select from

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11. "So happy she could cry"

Congrats!

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12. "RE: So happy she could cry"
Thanks moonbaby - you might have bought me a few extra minutes as she detours to get to you before me.
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13. "RE: So happy she could cry"
LAST EDITED ON 02-29-12 AT 02:15 PM (EST)


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14. "RE: So."
Soooo...


Smurfed by Icey.

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17. "RE: So."

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15. "Congrats Estee"
I braved a search into the archives & found these:

THE MOLE
http://community.realitytvworld.com/boards/DCForumID41/248.shtml
Celebrity Mole: Yucatan Episode #2...
Why, why, why couldn't I have picked something easy to summarize for a first effort? Big Brother? 'Sev...
13 Messages 02/01/2004

THE MOLE CLUES & SPOILERS
http://community.realitytvworld.com/boards/DCForumID11/1086.shtml
Enviromental Points to ponder: Epi...
Just a few general background observations from the first forty-eight minutes (plus commercials). Pay them very little mind. The taxi...
4 Messages 01/09/2004

These look to be the oldest threads that Estee started.

Not surprising that I found so many more threads started in the BASHERS forums than anywhere except for one place.....
who wants to guess where Estee spends the most time?


since she's gonna kill me anyway, I brought Barney in to say hi.

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16. "RE: Congrats Estee"

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20. "RE: So."
Not if we kill you first.

Hugs!
Joy!
Cuteness!
Rainbows!
Russell Hantz!

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23. "RE: So."
So. Is dabs going for the 50,000 clown salute or are we going for 50,000 deaths in one thread? Both, I think.

Here's to the next 50K of the highest quality.

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24. "RE: So."
I'm still voting for the ghost party.

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51. "RE: So."
Aw. I was so thrilled for about half a second. Not that I don't love you too though.

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Off to The Doll Tree..

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30. "RE: So."
What, no in the middle of those two siggies?
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How many of those were swoops? Those are the only ones that count.
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35. "AND"
Quality posts.

Wait. nevermind

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Another Stolen Clown! Yea!


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Hi cutie

*smooches*

Lvoe
BYoffer



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34. "Thank you!!"

Happy 50K!!!


Snow globe sig and starfish globe by Agman 2011

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37. "RE: So."
You're so cute. And don't make Brooklyn either of your first two stops, like Deron Williams was for Jeremy Lin, we're ready.
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Hey!

Seriously though, congratulations Estee, that's amazing. I've enjoyed your writings (especially Society Island), rantings and ramblings even before I de-lurked. You've got a lot of talent, really. Hope you leave enough carnage in your wake to make you have a good, bad or indifferent day. Salute!


A Tribe masterpiece


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39. "ST, your work"
is comparable to Edward Gibbon's, in size and theme.

Someone Fooned me
IOW you've essentially written a six-volume The History of the Decline and Fall of RTVW, and we might even need to throw in Arnold Toynbee and the Durants.

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*squints*

Estee who?

Must be a newbie.

Somebody should haul out a crap basket and make a sigpic.

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41. "RE: So."
Congratulations Estee!

I can't say that I've read all your posts but I remember a great many that were comical, imaginative, thought-provoking and generally very creative. The first F'ed Up Final Four was outstanding and the finale between Survivor and TAR was brilliant.

I do hope you've found a more remunerative venue for all that creativity that us here at RTVW.

I look forward to several thousand more posts.
-stan

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42. "ESTEE, The Narrator"
LAST EDITED ON 02-22-12 AT 07:26 PM (EST)


As a tribute to the only known RTVW poster who has achieved the lofty status of 50,000 posts, to our oldest poster post-wise, I propose that we identify the ESTEE Trope. It could have been called the "The Narrator", but it isn't, it's the ESTEE. Danggummit.

Specifically to OT, the ESTEE is the androgynous (his/her gender is never been reliably established, and it doesn't really matter) character that illuminates and enhances every interesting thread, calling "BS" where "BS" is "BS", and a gruff "not too bad" when a compliment is due. In general, the same applies to everyone whose stories enter his/her life. In addition, the ESTEE's strength of spirit quietly emboldens others to exercise latent talents in wit and in fearlessness.

He/she leads from behind by the example of being behind.

Typically, as is the case with our Estee, the ESTEE begins his/her story as a street waif, a child of tragedy knowing little of her parents and raised by an aunt who because of her own tragic life is embittered and tyrannical. Various "uncles" are also involved who influence his/her sexual life (insert a tragic wink wink here). The story of the ESTEE depicts a life of struggle against his/her perception as an unfavored child that has to excel in school, on the street, and on the playground just to be noticed. And he/she never gets the acknowledgement he/she feels he/she deserves.

Driven to be noticed, he/she is not averse to trying the wild side of life including alcohol, drugs, sex, graphic novels, and Anime. Fortunately for her talent his/her early experiences with drink and drugs is searing and dramatic and cauterizes that part of her brain to the point that he/she develops a mental phobia and he/she cannot support further experimentation without extreme discomfort. So no alcohol, no drugs. Mainly, just sex, graphic novels, Coke(-a-cola), and Anime are her vices. Her fish abuse could be considered a vice, but the audience is inclined to be forgiving, indeed, everyone but the fish actually encourages and participates in this abuse. Everyone. (sigh)

The ESTEE is befriended at an early age by an eccentric and very quietly brilliant neighbor who, because of his/her isolation is regarded as a neighborhood wacko. In reality this neighbor really is pretty wacky and does do oddball things, but these stunts are always accompanied by upbeat music and the ESTEE is always laughing and giggling while watching (and sometimes participating in) them, and so are rendered amusingly and pleasingly eccentric.

And it is because of this gentle though crusty soul that the ESTEE finds his/herself and achieves a kind of stability that will allow him/her to take advantage of innate talents while at the same time allowing him/her to spit in the face of hypocrisy and false superiority.

The ESTEE evolves from a troubled upbringing to a stable life, typically he/she lives with two dogs, a Rottweiler that he/she keeps chained to her porch to discourage BS artists, and a purse dog she feeds slippers and keeps in a closet for a friend that has no awareness of boundaries. His/her favorite past time is to go fly fishing in breathtakingly beautiful and little known melt fed streams the back country of Oregon. Interestingly, her idea of recycling is to feed her garbage to the neighborhood raccoons. He/she loves parades, Coke(-a-cola) and chocolate, and except for the tendency to abuse fish and the occasional gambling binge, has vices no to speak of. Well, she does jokingly claim to have a hit list. Ha ha. (Ha ha?)

As an adult, the ESTEE becomes both the person who those who know him/her and are thus in awe of her talents would most wish to write and deliver their eulogy when the time comes, as well as the person most likely to arrange that time. As both Max and Fooner, currently living in the government witness protection program, can well attest.

There it is, the ESTEE trope. A superb example (if I may say so) of a misconceived trope. And, of course, a complete fiction involving Estee herself. Except for the good parts which, although also technically fictional, I believe are essentially correct. And the fish and beach crab abuse, which can be documented.

The SNIDGET trope is next, possibly followed by, among a few others, the DABO. Never to be revealed is the GRIT or the FOONERMINT, the first because of the PG13 limitations of the board, and the second because of national security and the dam Democrats.

Crazy Fish driven Crazier by Crabman

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45. "RE: ESTEE, The Narrator"
Awesome on so many levels!



Handcrafted by RollDDice!

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47. "RE: ESTEE, The Narrator"

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55. "RE: ESTEE, The Narrator"
Hush Up!
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43. "RE: So."
congrats
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44. "RE: So."
Oh you don't scare me, I know I've always been your favorite.


( But seriously, you have posted some terrifically entertaining things over the years. Funny and serious, endearing and educating, biting and thought provoking. You are a treasure to this community, and I have always respected you)

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48. "RE: So."

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46. "RE: So."
Kind of ironic that the only topic that could actually shut ST up is the self-posted major milestone thread. How long will she keep her post count reading exactly 50,000? Will we ever hear from her again?



Seriously, though, I have always been impressed by your imagination and wit. One day (not soon) I will stop reminiscing about co-summarizing Outback Jack with you. That was GREAT fun!

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50. "RE: So."

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52. "RE: So."
Happy 50,000+!

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53. "RE: So."

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56. "RE: So."
An air show! Nice touch.
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57. "RE: So."

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60. "RE: So."
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhh, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHH


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61. "RE: So."
* sits by Agman*

Ohhhhh Ahhhhhhh Oooooo


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62. "*Bumps Thresd*"
OW! I think I broke my shoulder!!


Tribey

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63. "RE: *Bumps Thresd*"
Just remember to grab a breast with each hand before you jump into the net.

Ladies, this is just good life advice.



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64. "RE: So."
I just want to say that I think we've embarrassed Estee enough for the time being, and that we should not bump this thread. She hates surprise parties, and even more she hates guests who linger, talking on and on, on and on, on and on...
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65. "RE: So."

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66. "RE: So."
And people think Halloween is evil.

(Well, maybe that chef is up to no good, but the little princess in front just broke my cuteness meter.

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67. "RE: So."
We should keep going. A couple more and Estee can have a swoop block. Everyone loves a swoop block, especially Estee, right?
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68. "gotta have"
a BOINK first
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69. "Here it is"
swooop
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70. "RE: Here it is"

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71. "that would be"
swoop BLOCK to you.

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72. "RE: that would be"
And a Boink block in general.

(I don't know what that means either. There also is something called a Fooner Swoop Boink Block that occasionally interjects itself about this time. High times).

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73. "RE: that would be"
LAST EDITED ON 02-29-12 AT 03:02 PM (EST)

Whats with all the boinking? Where I come from Boinking has a very specific meaning which is NOT PG-13!


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74. "RE: So."

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75. "the end"
I am threadkill



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76. "RE: the end"
I died from the brain hemorrhage I got from looking at that.


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77. "Lucky Trick"
You posting.

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78. "RE: Lucky Trick"
I? Have met Skye.

Another lucky trick.

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82. "RE: Lucky Trick"
Showoff.

There's danger on the edge of town..

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79. "RE: the end"
Yea....Paaaaaaaaarrrrrrrtttttttyyyyyyyyyy!


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80. "RE: the end"

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81. "RE: the end"
that should be in a siggy!
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