Alright, I know a lot of you are not going to believe me, but I work for the evil clown's production company. The guy is a complete asshole! He makes us work 15 hours a day, pays us below minumum wage.....and gives us crappy benefits.

Because I hate the clown and everything he stands for, I am going to be leaking Shakesvivor info all season long in an attempt to ruin this stupid show.....and then maybe that bastard will loosen up and allow us an occasional bathroom break throughout the day instead of making us wet ourselves which is how things are now!

I know some of you might be rolling your eyes right now and thinking "Oh no, here comes another Unclecameraman", but if you think like that then you're nothing but an idiot! You'll see that I am right in all of my predictions and to show you just how serious I am let me start out by telling you some info that you don't already have.....

Later tonight the Clown will officially announce that AyaK is the host of Shakesvivor and that the show will take place at the same location as all of the Survivor shows, a sound stage in Los Angeles. Also, I will let you know that several cast members came home with serious weight loss.....I won't tell you all of their names, but I will say that Dalton and RudyRules are both in that group.

IF I stop posting, you will know that I have been caught by the Clown and most likely dealth with in a severe and permanent method....

We're almost through the looking glass, people......