Alright, I know a lot of you are not going to believe me, but I work for the evil clown's production company. The guy is a complete asshole! He makes us work 15 hours a day, pays us below minumum wage.....and gives us crappy benefits.

Because I hate the clown and everything he stands for, I am going to be leaking Shakesvivor info all season long in an attempt to ruin this stupid show.....and then maybe that bastard will loosen up and allow us an occasional bathroom break throughout the day instead of making us wet ourselves which is how things are now!

I know some of you might be rolling your eyes right now and thinking "Oh no, here comes another Unclecameraman", but if you think like that then you're nothing but an idiot! You'll see that I am right in all of my predictions and to show you just how serious I am let me start out by telling you some info that you don't already have.....

Later tonight the Clown will officially announce that AyaK is the host of Shakesvivor and that the show will take place at the same location as all of the Survivor shows, a sound stage in Los Angeles. Also, I will let you know that several cast members came home with serious weight loss.....I won't tell you all of their names, but I will say that Dalton and RudyRules are both in that group.

IF I stop posting, you will know that I have been caught by the Clown and most likely dealth with in a severe and permanent method....

We're almost through the looking glass, people......

• RE: Shakesvivor Spoiler!!!!,mistofleas, 01:22 PM, 05-21-01
  • Nice Head Shake with the Finger Wave!,IceCat, 02:12 PM, 05-21-01
    • RE: Nice Head Shake with the Finger Wave!,mistofleas, 02:30 PM, 05-21-01
• RE: Shakesvivor Spoiler!!!!,HomeBrewer, 01:42 PM, 05-21-01
  • RE: Shakesvivor Spoiler!!!!,George Tirebiter, 02:09 PM, 05-21-01
  • fine....don't believe me, but.....,not shakes, 02:39 PM, 05-21-01
    • Hmmm...,AyatollahKhomeini, 03:12 PM, 05-21-01
      • RE: Hmmm...,aymelek, 03:32 PM, 05-21-01
        • RE: Make a Wish Come True.........,Dalton, 04:51 AM, 05-22-01
          • RE: Make a Wish Come True.........,George Tirebiter, 01:55 PM, 05-22-01
• RE: Shakesvivor Spoiler!!!!,ItzLisa, 01:54 PM, 05-21-01
• Recorded proof?,dangerkitty, 03:19 PM, 05-21-01
  • RE: Recorded proof?,mistofleas, 03:23 PM, 05-21-01
  • RE: Recorded proof?,ItzLisa, 03:37 PM, 05-21-01
  • Is this the movie quotes thread?,AyatollahKhomeini, 04:00 PM, 05-21-01
• RE: Shakesvivor Spoiler!!!!,sleeeve, 06:55 PM, 05-21-01
  • What to do?,Kismet, 07:40 PM, 05-21-01
• RE: Shakesvivor Spoiler!!!!,desert_rhino, 08:21 PM, 05-21-01
  • RE: Shakesvivor Spoiler!!!!,Minstrel, 01:14 AM, 05-22-01
    • RE: Shakesvivor Spoiler!!!!,volmel, 01:33 AM, 05-22-01
      • RE: Shakesvivor Spoiler!!!!,VampKira, 02:06 AM, 05-22-01
        • IceCat! On the double!!,dangerkitty, 10:29 AM, 05-22-01
          • RE: IceCat! On the double!!,HomeBrewer, 12:32 PM, 05-22-01
            • Good work HomeBrewer!,dangerkitty, 02:41 PM, 05-22-01
              • Thanks DK,HomeBrewer, 03:20 PM, 05-22-01
        • RE: Shakesvivor Spoiler!!!!,SherpaDave, 02:07 PM, 05-22-01
          • RE: Shakesvivor Spoiler!!!!,George Tirebiter, 02:25 PM, 05-22-01

hee hee hee...this is gonna be fun! I'm going to sit back and watch this Not Shakes very warily. Personally, I think anyone that anyone who risks the wrath of the clown probably has a couple of screws loose and couldn't be trusted to get the information right anyway. Only time will tell.

I just want my sweetie sleeeve to do well and not get hurt. If something happens to him, I'll have to kick the clowns butt and I have'nt been keeping up on my weight lifting program.
You hear my Shakes...*wags finger at the clown*

mistofleas

Why thank you IC. *blushes*
I wasn't sure if I could pull off a head shake with the finger wagging because I am probably the whitest white girl on the boards!! But I'm still trying to be hip and happenin'
*does a little "fly girl" action and falls on her butt*

mistofleas

Pretty brave for a first post... But also very knowledgable. However, you have not given us anything to really go with. It has already been decided that AK would end up in the role of JP. As to the sound stage locale, Shakes himself stated this was the filming location in the application form. The only real meat you give us is that Dalton and RudyRules are going to lose weight. Is this because Vamps drinks a few quarts of RR's blood before booting him on first TC. Likewise did Icecat bite off Dalton's leg? Since this is filmed on a sound stage, I would think that weight gain would be more of a spoiler, especially with this crowd. Time will tell if Not Shakes is right or not.

“Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.” -Winston Churchill

>Pretty brave for a first post...
Except that it's undoubtedly Shakes or one of his Evil Henchmen (and Henchwomen!). . .

It's sad enough when a 60s burn-out has trouble keeping track of reality and fantasy, but if the rest of you lose it, I don't feel at all confident that we'll make it out intact, people! Could we have at least one Designated Grounder in the bunch?

GT

However, you
>have not given us anything
>to really go with.

.....look jerk, I don't care if you don't believe me! But, I AM telling the truth, its just that the evil asshole clown only lets us see a limited amount of footage so I only get info from week to week....

To show you that I am on the level, I will post the name of the first bootee before the first summary comes out.

also, and I probably shouldn't be telling you this...oh what the hell I 'm gonna tell you anyway.......someone in the cast died during the filming....I can't tell you who, but its pretty gruesome and almost caused Shakes to shut down production.

When you see for yourself that someone dies a henious gruesome death on this god awful show you will know that I was telling the truth.

Until then, you're just gonna have to believe whatever you want!

SCREW THE CLOWN!

LAST EDITED ON 05-21-01 AT 07:13 PM (EST)

Speaking as a (perhaps) member of the crew, I just want to point out that Shakesvivor has every safety precaution known to man, but accidents may still happen ... though it's also possible that nobody injures anything bigger than an Achilles. And keep in mind that the EZboard poster "cbshascrappybenefits" was revealed as a hoaxer before S2 was over.

Anyone for Rock & Roll Jeopardy?

Edited to add: a link to the original "cbshascrappybenefits" post, for those of you who didn't hang out on Spoilers:

http://community.survivorblows.com/boards/cgi-bin/dcboard.cgi?az=show_thread&om=1061&forum=DCForumID2&archive=yes

I know this is really mean, but if someone HAS to die, may I respectfully request that it be skierdude...? Is that too much to hope for?

>I know this is really mean,
>but if someone HAS to
>die, may I respectfully request
>that it be skierdude...? Is
>that too much to hope
>for?
>
>

Aymelek....Contestant Dalton was briefly briefed as to the
high ($$$) hopes for ratings-share success ($$$) which
means big bucks ($$$) for Shakes ($$$) Burnett;
proffessionnally speaking, I "think" if sacrifices have to
be made in the name of entertainment & yada,yada...
....well such thingys do happen in LaLaLand.

Perhaps the "incident" could result in a PSA....featuring 13yr. old pains-in-the-butts who...
WILL NOT WEAR THEIR SAFETY HELMETS....
when being bashed over the head by a bunch of p*ssed off adults ...ohdoctor, spinspinspin.... a good "Life Lesson: Stay the
hell on Yahoo Kiddo!!!"

Anyway I just want YOU and Volmel and OMG....Flying Squirrel
(ohh geeze; now I'm agog)....to know that Dalton will try her
best to make you'll proud of her!!! After all, a TRUE media
ho KNOWS it's the FANS who count....

"Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close up!"....and AyaK...where
the heck is William Holden when ya need him???

GT...my dear friend on the "other" silly tribe...
As usual I laughed at your quip; then laughed at my reply;
then laughed at your laugh to my reply....THUSLY:

Dalton to GT:
"Shakes is driving this bus and sweet ms. tirebiter
wants to "designate a SANITY person".....
For the love of humanity woman....who the hell is QUALIFIED??"

BTW...rots o ruck w/YOUR team....hehehe.

Dalton

>"Shakes is driving this bus and sweet ms. tirebiter wants to "designate a SANITY person".....
>For the love of humanity woman....who the hell is QUALIFIED??"
Teeheehee! That WAS silly, wasn't it? You'd think I'd know after all these years that the best way to enjoy a trip is to just go with the flow. . .

So. . . are you voting out the adolescent first? or just tossing him in with the rice for much-needed protein? (That could be a bad advantage, until the Mad Skier Disease kicks in!)

Good luck to you, too, babe!

GT

>and then maybe that bastard will loosen up and allow us an occasional bathroom break throughout the day instead of making us wet ourselves which is how things are now!

*** Yeah, but if you make him any madder, he'll make you poop yourselves next!!! I'm tellin' ya, I've seen him do it....

**************************************
W.L.S.F.C. - NY chapter

Bubbles: "I’m not gonna cry, you big dumb doo-doo-brain!"

Mojo: “ 'Doo-doo-brain'? That’s it! I’ve had it with your sassy mouth!"

Look, I'm not saying I believe this guy or anything, ok? But my next-door neighbors friend works with this woman who played him this tape that somebody said really sounds like Shakes, talking to one of the crew members...I've got a transcript right here...

"Funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? How da' fuck am I funny? What da' fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny." <sound of gunfire>

dangerkitty

"Nevermind" - Kurt Cobain and Emily Litella

Stop it DK!! Just stop it! I'm trying to work here and you keep posting this funny shit and making me laugh! If I get fired, I'm coming to live at your house.

mistofleas

I'm with Misty, DK - if I suffer the embarrassment of peeing on my work chair, you're in trouble! You're killin' me!

**************************************
W.L.S.F.C. - NY chapter

Bubbles: "I’m not gonna cry, you big dumb doo-doo-brain!"

Mojo: “ 'Doo-doo-brain'? That’s it! I’ve had it with your sassy mouth!"

LAST EDITED ON 05-21-01 AT 04:00 PM (EST)

>"Funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I
> make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? How da'
> fuck am I funny? What da' fuck is so funny about
> me? Tell me, tell me what's funny." <sound of gunfire>

Well, other than the "<sound of gunfire>", this is Tommy (Joe Pesci) from Goodfellas --- I think they taped a movie instead of shakes ... but that gunfire ... maybe they were playing a movie to drown out the killing?

<<Later tonight the Clown will officially announce that AyaK is the host of Shakesvivor and that the show will take place at the same location as all of the Survivor shows, a sound stage in Los Angeles. Also, I will let you know that several cast members came home with serious weight loss.....I won't tell you all of their names, but I will say that Dalton and RudyRules are both in that group.>>

Since I'm in the cast, I risk a $5 Million lawsuit if I reveal anything about the production of shakesvivor, so I cannot confirm that this is a real spoiler.

That's all I can say on this subject.

If I follow the stereotype of the media I should take this 'spoiler' and run it thrirty times before Thurday. 'Eye in the Sky' is unfortunately owned by the BadAs Bar and Grill, and I have many 'sources' that say that BadAs (*cough* ghostwriter *cough*) is in league with the Shakes Burnett. However, I am going to risk my job and reputation by not reporting this latest bit of news.

Off The Record-- OMG you guys are seriously cracking me up with this schtuff! Sleeeve you have to be the most creative and fun 'brainy' guy I've ever met.

Kismet

I can neither confirm nor deny the accuracy of this spoiler.

Don't ask me to, either, 'cuz I already have a room rented at the Super 8 on I-95 in Hartford...

-- JV

Look out for the Camo-Rhino and his chloral hydrate!

Here's the scoop. The youngest member will win. Otherwise, there will be problems with the child labor laws. It all fits. And, oh by the way, someone does die in the manner of the Vamp, but of course comes back to life -- so to speak. Get the wooden stakes ready because this is the twist you need to solve the game.

I just want to go on record right here that I believe there is a Dalton/SurvivorDawg alliance. You can just tell it in the way they look at each other. Everyone thinks her alliance is with Skierdude, cause she jumped down off that pole to save his ass, but she really has a thing for those Georgia men. They just need a third to carry them all the way. Mark my words.

>>>And, oh by the way, someone does die in the manner of the Vamp, but of course comes back to life -- so to speak. Get the wooden stakes ready because this is the twist you need to solve the game.<<<

Um.. uhhhh.. I well, I just.. um.....

w.l.s.f.c.

Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska

Ice, get on it? Who the heck is the dead guy? Can we surmise anything from the length of Vamps hair as to which episode this is in? Come on, we need some analysis!!

"Whatever charm school you went to, you should demand a full refund."
-a guy at my dojo, after I offered to kick his butt during sparring (he thought it wasn't very 'ladylike').

Methinks IceCat is unable to help due to his contract, but if the picture is not faked, we know two things. One that the victim is male. Second that he is wearing a white shirt. I say it is Sleeeve. Vamps looks quite fine, so it may be early on in the show. Follow the link below and see his picture. Notice the same white shirt.
http://community.survivorblows.com/boards/cgi-bin/dcboard.cgi?az=show_thread&om=444&forum=DCForumID6&omm=59

This can be backed up by saying that Shakes is upset with Sleeve for outing him in the first place, months ago. Comments?????

“Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.” -Winston Churchill

Looks like you are on the job for spoiling! Great analysis, backed up by photo evidence as well as motive.

I of course cannot say much either, being a cast member....

"Whatever charm school you went to, you should demand a full refund."
-a guy at my dojo, after I offered to kick his butt during sparring (he thought it wasn't very 'ladylike').

I try... By the way, your new look is quite "fitting", but I always liked the old .gif I hope you bring it back after Shakesvivor.

“Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.” -Winston Churchill

How in the world did you get a hold of Lislis's immunity headdress?

>How in the world did you get a hold of Lislis's immunity headdress?
Bought on eBay (by someone called "crazycanuck"--several possibilities there. . .) for $1592. Who'd'a thunk it? (it's not even the real one!)
http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1431084452

GT