"Captain onboard! All swabbies stand at attention. Captain onboard!"Thank you Officer Sean, you are now relieved to go make my breakfast. Officer Nessa, stay within an arm-lengths reach of Captain Louie, he may wish to grab your azz again. Arr it's good to be the captain.
Scurvy dog crewmembers. You may address me as Captain Louie, Lord Louie, Emperor Louie, or King Louie, for I be your master! If Louie says jump, he wants to hear how high.
There will be no more of this Loupert talk or comparing Louie to his long lost brother, for Louie’s greatness has now acceded his. He stands in my shadow. This means you pretty-boy Daddeo. Louie could easily replace you for an outsourced host from India and send you back to C list acting gigs.
Wench pirates! If Louie’s hand happens to reach out to feel your assets, you will giggle and tell your lord how much you enjoyed his touch. Long John pirates! You will now grovel at the feet of your king and thank him for allowing you to remain on his ship and in his adventure. JD, you may go first and Jay you are exempt from this humiliation. Did Louie say kiss his feet JD? How pathetic.
And there will be no talk of mutiny! Your Captain has spoken, now go back to swabbing his ship! NOW!!!