Please keep all discussion of tonight's episode on this thread until the West Coast gets a chance to do what I'm doing: completely blowing it off in order to watch the season premiere of Celebrity Poker Showdown. In fact, feel free to have a play-by-play discussion of the Desperate Househusband poker hands here, 'cause it'll be a lot more interesting than what Donald and his Idiots Of The Moment are doing. How's that for an insult, Donald? I don't watch the show these actors all come from, I couldn't care less about it, but I still think watching them play poker will be more entertaining than seeing how your hand-picked morons manage to mess things up this time. Oh, sorry -- I meant to say 'nose-picked'. And during the commercials? Three letters: GSN. I think they're rerunning the TAR1 premiere tonight and even though I own it on DVD -- as opposed to owning nothing for your show -- it might be fun to catch a few seconds of it again, because that's also more entertaining than the antics of Exceed and PleaseShootUs. So if you want to make things interesting in the Boardroom tonight, here's some words of advice: go all-in on 2-7 offsuit.

Come to think of it, that sort of explains the last three people you hired.