God save the Queen. Tea and crumpets. Oasis is the best band ever, eh? Jolly good show, old chap.

Dang, that is all the English lines I can think of. So I will just adapt a cheesy English accent.

I am the captain now, harrr harrrr!!

Here, I am going to shower you all with gold. Gold...shower. It seems I've made another witty remark. Fancy that, eh mate?

Joe Dumb, I wish to thank you immensely for making my path to power easier. Thanks to your money-grubbing ways, the crew will love me until my "accent" annoys them enough to keel haul me.

Until then, let's go get some more of Captain Crunch's booty.

Sorry about throwing you under the lorrie, Laurel. But you seem to be lazy and have an unfit attitude. Chin up, my deary.

Alexis: show some cheer or bugger off.

Cheryl: you remind me of a deputy barrister...er solicitor who once tried to throw the book at me for possessing too much medicinal marajuana. So I want you OFF MY SHIP!!!

What..a tie? Alexis is still not flashing more cleavage at me gratefully or offering to swab my deck? Well then, be gone, Alexis. Just having big fun bags is not enough to keep you around. Shove off, ya scurvy dog.

it could've been worse. I could have gone all hip-hop when I put on the captain's cap!