LAST EDITED ON 04-12-06 AT 02:10 AM (EST)

Someone PLEASE make it all go away. Why do I bother watching any of this drivel anymore? Curiosity maybe? Or just a way to stay connected to those who come on the boards? I don't know but I may have to take a bow and get out before it gets worse.

Niambi ... this one looks like a royal pain waiting to happen. Nothing new really, she loves herself more than anyone else, she thinks she's all that and a whole lot more, and she's looking for her name in lights (per her MySpace) ... next! Haven't we had too many of these types already? What will be her "problem" and subsequent goal ... maybe she could use a twist on Lisa1's story. Rather than "I have too much money and too much support from my parents so I just run around all day looking so cute and getting people to do everything for me" maybe Niambi could claim to be too talented, too strong, too amazing that she can't figure out how to live amongst the lowly people of the world. This one says she even loves to share her wisdom with the world. Sounds like a lot of other SO grads. Here's her intro of herself from her MySpace:

Get to really know this once professional athlete, former Olympian, US Army Veteran, reality TV show typecast, model, aspiring actress, writer and recording artist, up close and personal! Needless to say, I have a very eclectic background and am multi-talented! I haven't begun to scratch the surface of my true potential, so look for my name in lights!! I am on the path to living my highest vision for my life. I am also very passionate about helping others achieve their goals and maximize their full potential! Whether it's as a personal trainer, recruiter, public speaker, coach or good friend. My peeps consider me the funny one & I'm spontaneous and very adventurous. I intend to use this forum to share little nuggets of wisdom with the world (or at least those of you that care). I am about achieving every goal I can dream and my life's motto is: I'll see you at the TOP!! So thanx for joining me on the journey and you know where I'll be! Smoochez ...

Sounds like she considers her life pretty much perfect. It's late, is that why I'm getting so cynical??? Maybe she has some real issues ... or maybe she can sit with Sommer and debate who has to most "friends" on MySpace or who does the most partying.

And speaking of Sommer ... I have one guess why she's returning. Her attempt to vindicating her removal last year ... and what better way to show the world her new bod ... better than her revolving picture after picture on MySpace. She's pranced it as far and wide as she possibly can on MySpace but that could never be enough for Sommer. Her MySpace is more like a High school or freshman in college attempt to advertise 'all the way cool parties, dude!' At almost 30 she's got a lot of "adulting" to do if her 'to do' list is still dominated by (1)look way cool at all times; (2) put hundreds of pictures of self on MySpace for everyone to admire my new rock'n bod; (3) do all the drinking and partying you can possibly find to do; (4) put up hundreds more pictures on MySpace, this time showing the world how many great friends I have ... so many I have to constantly party to keep them all happy; (5) spend the rest of my day collecting friends on MySpace & posting my important life quests and adventures. Here's one of Sommers statements from her MySpace intro: "I believe in myself, and I expect you to too!" Here we go AGAIN!

Sommer continues:
"If you actually want to know more about me, I have a website that I keep pretty updated that will give you a fairly decent insight into my world... www.sommersmiles.com STARTING OVER VIEWERS PLEASE READ- This is my personal page. I have one I created just for the housemates and viewers to connect with eachother, and the link to that is in my top 8- Sommer from the House. I will not accept anyone on this page that I do not know personally here, but I look forward to reading about and getting to know the viewers on my other page! Thanks!!"

(sorry if all this has been posted elsewhere on a "Sommer" thread.) Sounds like she's already producing her own version of "After Starting Over: The women and their lives ... staring the Rockin Sommer"

OK, it's MUCH later than I thought and I can tell my attitude is going straight down the toity. Better get out of here before it gets even worse!

ETA: spacing

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A WOMAN must do what he can't.