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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
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As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"My Top 10 Criteria for Winning"
zombiebaby 7356 desperate attention whore postings
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03-05-08, 09:08 AM (EST)
 
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"My Top 10 Criteria for Winning" |
In order for me to throw my pretend votes to a contestant they must meet the following criteria:1. Chosen based on personality first, looks second, song choice third , outfits fourth and finally musical talent. 2. Able to ##### off those that say they “have a musically trained ear” when singing songs out of their range. 3. Not boring or humble or sing for the homeless or for 9-11 survivors. 4. Have no knowledge of who Whitney Houston or Celine Dion are. 5. Fully trained on those big scissors used for ribbon cutting ceremonies 6. Have a complete plan to get out of Iraq. 7. Refuse to sing the AI planned finale song crapfest and instead sing Culture Club’s Karma Chameleon. 8. Pay homage to Sanjaya at least once on the road to glory, preferably with a ponyhawk. 9. Able to sing and roller skate at the same time without a microphone headset. 10. Not have a baby a la Fantasia.
Arkie's Art! He's real and he is looking for you!
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nailbone 27263 desperate attention whore postings
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03-05-08, 10:14 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: My Top 10 Criteria for Winning" |
Man, you're tough!! I don't think any of the Presidential candidates can meet #6, much less any of these AI competitors.And I KNOW the Prez candidates can't meet all of the rest, 'cept #5. Obama might make #8, though.
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agman 11166 desperate attention whore postings
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03-05-08, 10:25 AM (EST)
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7. "RE: My Top 10 Criteria for Winning" |
To me, #4 is the biggest one there. I can't stand Idols trying to sing songs from them(I don't always like it when they sing is either) 
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cjhope117 584 desperate attention whore postings
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03-06-08, 01:36 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: My Top 10 Criteria for Winning" |
Thanks to you Zombiebaby, my day has been made. Your list is extremely funny and completely accurate. Common American Idol contestants, let's see what you've got!
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cjhope117 584 desperate attention whore postings
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03-06-08, 08:36 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: LOL" |
You know what I was going for, the slangish come on, but it does work either way, sadly.
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