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"My Top 10 Criteria for Winning"
Posted by zombiebaby on 03-05-08 at 09:08 AM
In order for me to throw my pretend votes to a contestant they must meet the following criteria:

1. Chosen based on personality first, looks second, song choice third , outfits fourth and finally musical talent.

2. Able to ##### off those that say they “have a musically trained ear” when singing songs out of their range.

3. Not boring or humble or sing for the homeless or for 9-11 survivors.

4. Have no knowledge of who Whitney Houston or Celine Dion are.

5. Fully trained on those big scissors used for ribbon cutting ceremonies

6. Have a complete plan to get out of Iraq.

7. Refuse to sing the AI planned finale song crapfest and instead sing Culture Club’s Karma Chameleon.

8. Pay homage to Sanjaya at least once on the road to glory, preferably with a ponyhawk.

9. Able to sing and roller skate at the same time without a microphone headset.

10. Not have a baby a la Fantasia.



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"RE: My Top 10 Criteria for Winning"
Posted by Breezy on 03-05-08 at 09:37 AM
#4 is the biggie, the biggie! And who'd thunk you'd have to include the men boys in there.


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"RE: My Top 10 Criteria for Winning"
Posted by Snidget on 03-05-08 at 09:44 AM
Yep, and I don't care who did it first, if Celine or Whitney cover it, leave it the heck alone.


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"RE: My Top 10 Criteria for Winning"
Posted by mrc on 03-05-08 at 09:43 AM
I endorse this platform.

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"RE: My Top 10 Criteria for Winning"
Posted by Glow on 03-05-08 at 09:46 AM
I'm betting that #10 is why Jason Yeagermeister was eliminated last week.


"RE: My Top 10 Criteria for Winning"
Posted by nailbone on 03-05-08 at 10:14 AM
Man, you're tough!! I don't think any of the Presidential candidates can meet #6, much less any of these AI competitors.

And I KNOW the Prez candidates can't meet all of the rest, 'cept #5. Obama might make #8, though.

"RE: My Top 10 Criteria for Winning"
Posted by zombiebaby on 03-05-08 at 10:16 AM
LAST EDITED ON 03-05-08 AT 10:17 AM (EST)

Bush might be able to do #5 but only if they are safety scissors. I would not give him the real thing.

I demand a lot from MY American Idol otherwise why would I pretend to care?

"RE: My Top 10 Criteria for Winning"
Posted by agman on 03-05-08 at 10:25 AM
To me, #4 is the biggest one there. I can't stand Idols trying to sing songs from them(I don't always like it when they sing is either)


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"RE: My Top 10 Criteria for Winning"
Posted by cjhope117 on 03-06-08 at 01:36 PM
Thanks to you Zombiebaby, my day has been made. Your list is extremely funny and completely accurate. Common American Idol contestants, let's see what you've got!
"LOL"
Posted by zombiebaby on 03-06-08 at 03:07 PM
I especially like how you put it:

Common American Idol contestants, let's see what you've got!



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"RE: LOL"
Posted by cjhope117 on 03-06-08 at 08:36 PM
You know what I was going for, the slangish come on, but it does work either way, sadly.
"RE: My Top 10 Criteria for Winning"
Posted by moonbaby on 03-06-08 at 03:53 PM
Y U B HATIN ON FANTAISA???!!!!111

"RE: My Top 10 Criteria for Winning"
Posted by agman on 03-06-08 at 06:55 PM
I think you really hit the nail on the head for #1. Much as anyone wants to say it's just a singing contest, The judges pay just as much attention to the other four if not more so. If I were to see one of these DAWs in concert you can bet I would pay attention to the other 4!!!!



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