Now that Shakesvivor has been lauded by all on the boards as a "roaring success" (STC, from a thresd in BV forum since locked for absolutely NO apparent reason by the Man), it is time to get a head start on the next installment....

SHAKESVIVOR II: It's All In Your Head

I don't think I have to mention that Shakesvivor I castmembers are not eligible, although posters that made cameo appearances in SV are eligible to compete for the title of Ultimate Shakesvivor!

So, in no less than 500 words, please explain why you would make a good contestant on Shakesvivor.

Once again, keep in mind that just because you don't apply, that doesn't mean you won't get picked. And I reserve the right to drag all of your names and reputations through the mud in an effort to generate conflict, although judging by the first season, I think you guys will be able to handle that part all on your own.

Good luck and I hope to see you on the sound stage!

Okay Ayak, you can lock this thresd now, that is if you can find the time to fit it in to your busy daily fascist schedule of bombing pizza parlors and crushing babys' heads with your boot heel in an effort to save bullets.

FIGHT THE POWER