<Supe: “Tampons or pads?”Vamp: “I’ll drink from both.”>
Ewwwww! Thanks for making me gag on my coffee!
<. Dalton replies, “Shoot, I’m from Texas and down here we do things bigger and better! Anything you want me to do with those pies I can do it, eat em, shoot em, hell even tie em to a rope and drag em for a country mile behind my pickup.” >
Did you run out of idea's, or do you plan to reuse all of the crappy lines from your real summaries? If your Love Cruise tour ever hits our great state, this statement will come back to bite you in the ass. <The clowns retort will be to ask if we will tie him to the back of a pickup etc...> *sigh* Yes I know that by even mentioning that it really bothers me, I am sure to see it repeated ad nauseum. You are nothing if not predictable.
The rest of the summary was exactly what I was expecting. It was a well written, highly entertaining story using the stereotypes we all put out there about ourselves. BA's chat transcripts and ICB's medieval tales are much better, but not as shocking. All in all however, it is a very funny story and I look forward to the next 'show'.