LAST EDITED ON 05-28-01 AT 11:56 AM (EST)

Shakesvivor E-1 while not breaking "new dramatic ground" in
exposing the "reality" that is not reality teevee....DID
manage to liven up the usual show format with a few
"twists on the twists"...not a far stretch for Bozo Productions which seems determined to outrage even those who believed
Burn-it to be an evil genius manipulator.

STC, confounded and confused Contestants, some of whom are
already in protest over being on the show anyway. The first major Exec. Wacko/Cheapo-o-Frills policy came when the Clown boldly announced: "There will be NO Reward Challenge".....
budget constraints demand the Contestants employ the "self help/self serve" method. In other words:
"forget luxury outside treats and goodies....
make do with what/who you have or do
without". So if some making-do or making-out occured; it's
understandable...given the lack of choices/options.

The second Bright Idea came during the TC when Bozo performed
the old "Switcheroo" often used in games involving shills/scams/bunko artists.....Switch one member from each
Tribe BUT the AA who flips to the BB Tribe cannot receive
a vote. Since this, admitted tampering with the original
Tribal makeup by Exec. VIP Production Asst. "ScrewLoose",
didn't really effect the voting outcome or this weeks Bootee....
who cares!!

I want to say that I'm very proud of all the accomplishments by my AA Tribemates..those who work hard; those who hardly work; those who wander off and generally do their own thing; and
especially those who don't whine/gripe/b!tch/moan!!!

Our first Immunity Challenge is WON....I am soooo glad the
big whoop was merely scarfing down 2 pies faster than Superman.
(Whew...they are not all going to be THAT EASY!) Anyway, the
Arrogant A's are "looking like the team with the edge" now that we have the wisdom and experience of RudyRules.

My shock was felt by other teammates.....Who would have guessed
Desert_Rhino would be the first off!!! Talk about "weird vibs"
comming from BB Encampment.....I mean with that Mon Cherie flit
and the Vamp flitting and Itz-Lisa-24/7.....Oh heck!!!!
BorneoBebops are probably getting all the good camera time
and "sexy" editing....hhmmmmpp!!

BTW....Why isn't Shakesvivor, the mega-show, presenting a vivid
description of the IMMUNITY IDOL??? The AA's WON --- but where
was their Immunity Idol?? And WHY is Host Aya K obviously
being held back from performing his ceremonial duties??

Did I miss the part in the Summary where the Winner of the
Immunity Challenge was awarded the coveted "Bozo-the-Clown"
statuette from the HOST??? All the AA Tribe formed a Conga Line and did their "Dance of Victory" on the way back to the AA Encampment!!! How could Shake-it be so stoopid as to edit out exciting film footage of the winning tribe???

Also, but this part is hazy, certain rumors going around Bozo
Land say a contestant has proclaimed his absolute desire to
leave this mockery of a show forthwith...post haste...asap....
so that possibility could turn some frowns into smiles.

Go Arrogant Aussies!!!

PS to all Resistance and/or Spoilers: If ya can't "save us
whores"....
could ya at least post angry messages to Bozo's website
demanding that we get "Rewards".....even "care packages"....
anything!! Reward Challenges were in the Contract!!