*sits down, puts protective arm around Christie while wiping away her tears*There, there, my little pet, we both know that we are both beautiful, right, dear? Don't let that Iyanla upset you. I will keep that wicked witch away from you for a while, my sweet. It is just so compassionate of you to offer to dispose of her medication for her. You have such a big butt heart.
HEY!!! Whaddaya think you are doing? Come here, you!
*runs to group of people watching Twister while drinking beer*
*grabs the beers, pouring them out one at a time*
There will be NO drinking anywhere near anywhere near where Miss Christie is, get it? Here, please sign this contract binding you to this for life...thank you!
Be fearless, but be fearful of ME.
We are famous, dear, and don't you forget it!