"WTF?!? Yeah, whatevah Allithon *er* Allison. You go stand in your truth ovah theyah, way ovah theyah, but just make sure you keep collectin' the money. And nice costume, hon." (Rolls eyes)

<Wipes whipped cream off shoulder. Removes Jodi's arm>

"Uh Jodi he-yah needs some help. No one is attendin' the uh, Huggin' Booth. Could we get Niambi or Kim to help her out? Or how about you girls, Sommer or Christina? You'd be good at that."

<Wipes whipped cream off back of pants>

"JODI!! Damn, girl!"

"Wheyah's Kelly? We need a clean up big time at the Huggin' Booth area. That place is a mess!"

"And wheyahs Jill? All I got was a big bill for missin' dogs. I need some TALENT girls. Show me your stuff!"

"Okay. This is impohtant. Do we have enough cash to send Dr. Stan a plant or somethin' at the uh, nuthouse hospital? We need to cheer him up so he'll hustle his @ss back heyah in a hurry. Time is runnin' out and we have a few uh, issues. That bearded guy is stressin' about the duet, Richahd's freakin' out, Mama I is missin' and I haven't seen Rhonda since she took off toward the garden in her tutu. And was that Cassie runnin' around in paddin' and a wig? Sh!t! I need help he-yah!!!"

"C'mon ladies! Yes, that includes you Richahd."

Whew! Wheyahs the Happy Punch?
I need a tall one.