"Attention please. Due to a rather unfortunate *er* accident at the Twistah venue, Dr. Stan will need a little time to regroup. I have asked for special permission for a couple of extra days to finalize our show until Dr. Stan is back on his feet. So ladies, GET BUSY! This is it." "I also need to come up with some cash to pay for those missin' hot dogs, JILL. Any ideas girls? My credit cahd is *er* no longer working. And I had to promise Mr. Jon that Kim and Niambi would do a special exhibition round of Twistah to make up for the, uh, conflama earlier. He said we can't be losin' any more money on the Twistah concession. No Christie, he didn't ask for you so you bettah finish up your own act."
"The Tweezer kiosk is goin' gangbustahs but everyone is comin' out lookin' like Rhonda. But at least it's bringin' in some bucks! And unfortunately, so far no one is lining up for The Whipped Cream Hugging Booth."
"Lisa has been confined to her cage relaxation room so the men in attendence will be safe welcome. Please steer clear of that area. Do not put your fingahs near the bars windows."
"Okay girls, (yes, that means you too Richard), final rehearsals, so step up, what d'ya got?"
Damn, I'm going to have to find another credit cahd.