LAST EDITED ON 09-08-13 AT 12:09 PM (EST)

I recovered this from some random note searches upon tribes desktop. Enjoy...

Coco, the savior of the Dark Country, is at it again. Coco the 16th, the chimp-shaman of the Virunga Basin Troupe, says "Coco the Famous is re-imagining a resort in Las Vegas, Nevada. In the United States. Word on the vine is that the orange-clay guy, will be hosting a new season. Hand-sign amongst yourselves."

So...It seems as if the 16th offspring of Coco (and 3rd mate Jojo), a chimp whom has never involved himself in RealityTV spoilers before, is claiming that LoserLodge is about to re-open. Or at least that's what this reporter hopes is true.
And to go one further...

I have a friend of a friend who came upon this "invite"...

Well, hello there. You caught me in a rare moment of relaxation. Don't strain your eyes, but behind me is a partial view of the new Resort I built in Vegas. The Loser Lodge Resort is a phull service resort built specifically for Losers and Loser lovers. (Because everyone knows "Once you go Loser, shortly after comes substance abuser.") The Resort encompasses 40 Cabanas; 2 pools, the shallow and the deep; Hut-Cam; Coco's Pool Bar & Grille Buffet and Concierge. LLR is close to all the Attractions, with our own dedicated tour service, known as The Blue Line. All tours led by our lovely Blue Line Lady. And since I really haven't quite opened yet, I've created some invitations for some celebrities to show up and help me inaugurate this place. Well, truth be known... YOU are these celebrities. If you are interested in joining in on the phun, please, please, please, come as your chosen celebrity. Think of it as your chance to drag Gwenyth Paltrow's name through the gin-soaked mud. OR Perhaps enlightening the masses of pholks on the pure, calm and eloquent side of Gary Busey. When coming up with my celebrity, I thought... Who can dance, who can sing, who can host, who can make the ladies and the guys swoon and who has a hairy chest. Therefore, I myself will be portrayed by Hugh Jackman. Whomever you choose, they will be participating in not only guessing the outcomes of our weekly viewing of Survivor but also perhaps join in for a night (or more) out at one of the Bonus Blue Line Stops, where surprises await. While you're staying here, the staff will try to do their best to assure your comfort. Can't have celebrities tweeting about horrifying conditions, right? Anyways, besides me, there is another staff member whom you'll have to familiarize yourself with. Coco is back. And more business like then ever. Don't be surprised to find yourself on the receiving end of one of his tirades. I'm hopeful the recent promotion to COO of the Resort is helpful and not harmful. At least that was my plan. He wanted to come and I couldn't just separate myself from him just yet. He needs me, even though he never says he does. So a job that keeps him busy with keeping things running smoothly on the floor and yet able to relax by sequestering showgirls in his Cabana, sounded to be best. I will ask, at this moment that you supply me with a filled out and complete official entry.

That same friend of a friend was robbed, temporarily, of this too. The OFFICIAL LL:CIV ENTRY PHORM.
Without further ado...

*Official LL:CIV Entry Phorm* This Entry phorm is meant to exercise my 6th degree. The answers may end up haunting you for an entire season of Loser Lodge. EVERYONE who hopes to enter into the new season of LoserLodge MUST fill out this entire Celebrity Profile. It will be split into 3 phases and will also result in a pre-game bonus to be described a lil bit later. Phase 1 - "Celebrities In Vegas" Bio: Give an answer to each. An answer that you will be okay "living" with for the next 4 months. Must be a real celebrity, the rest is up to you... 1. Name of Celebrity: 2. Celebrity Profession: 3. Celebrity Hobby: 4. Favorite Snack: 5. Favorite Food: 6. Biggest Turn-ON: 7. Biggest Turn-OFF: 8. A sound/noise you LOVE: 9. A sight/visual you HATE: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Phase 2 - Some Game Pick-'ems: A. Pick 1 answer from the list below. This will be your "Survivor" Strategy type. 1. The Cretan 2. The Joker 3. The Athlete 4. The Mother 5. The Priest 6. The Coach 7. The Professor 8. The Magician 9. The Snake 10. The Rat 11. The Flirt 12. The Seducer 13. The Nurse 14. The Zealot 15. The Martyr 16. The Politician 17. The Dark Horse 18. The Light House 19. The Black Mark 20. The Scarlet Letter B. Pick 1 answer from the list below. This will be your Personality Quirk. Play it true to heart or let us all discover it later. 1. Collects Insects 2. Asks too many questions 3. Eats boogers 4. Habit of interrupting 5. Likes webbed toes 6. NEVER gets things right 7. ALWAYS gets things wrong 8. Hypochodriacal-Obsessive Compulsive Disorder 9. Verbally Diurehetic 10. Vocally Bulemic 11. Logically Blonde 12. Medomalacuphobic 13. Graphophobic 14. Dishabillophobic 15. Visually stimulated 16. Verbally aroused 17. Audibally enticed 18. Compulsive exaggeration 19. Impulsive lying 20. Serial something or other C. Pick 1 answer from the suite numbers below. This will be your LL:CIV Suite Number. Duplicates NOT accepted. Whoopi . 02 . 03 . 04 . 05 . Ron . 07 . 08 . 09 . 10 11 . 12 . Cassandra . 14 . 15 . Hillary . Chris . 18 . 19 . 20 Miley . Johnathan . Jim . 24 . 25 . 26 . Jason . 28 . 29 . 30 31 . 32 . 33 . 34 . 35 . Reba . 37 . 38 . 39 . 40 Phase 3 - Paparazz-iology: 1. Post an image of your Celebrity Pet: 2. Post an image of your Celebrity Vacation Spot: 3. Post an image of your Celebrity endorsed Product: 4. Post an image of your Worst "Celebrity" Nemesis: 5. Post an image of your Best "Celebrity" Friend:

Now, I think I've gotten pretty much gotten most of it covered theme-wise and up to the Rules, which is the next Chapter in hype.
I know, a very boring chapter to be read. At least on the surface, but I promise to try my darndest to make it entertaining.
More entertaining than the current round of promos for Survivor, that's for sure.