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As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
ah...therein lies the problem. See, in deepest darkest Africa, where Coco (our Coco) and his brethren(Dodo, Popo, Loco, Roco) and sisterthren(Lolo, Bobo, Homo and Rolo) whence came they were embroiled in an extensive and highly charged political scandal. Three words that kept being repeated throughout the ... embroilment ... were Lodge, Nekkid and Volleyball. Coco became a figurehead for the cause and quickly became the number one baby name from that point on. Chimps everywhere started naming their offspring Coco. So there are a lot of Coco's around. Good ones, bad ones and drunk ones. These days, it would be impossible to travel through the Dark-Country without being molested by a Coco. Of any age or gender.
However, our Coco, I hate to say that ALL traditions began with him but it's true. It was his money, his political ties and his NekkidVolleyball ideas that got the lodge started. I am merely a loser, the face and the voice, with a strong sense of nonsense, a twisted need to overpleasure and a slightly sadistic sense of nepharianism(?). A pixel-pusher who happens to also have a gift of the tally. I oft times am too busy mirror-gazing to take notice of the little things, like random chimpanzee looting. (truthfully, that's because season IX had a chimp invasion settle upon the up-to-then quite quiet and sanitary lodge. Boy did the poop fling that season. But the same can be said for oobies and season X, bushfires in V, wildducks in XIII and bydangles in III.) I feel another invasion coming on for CIV. Or at least the likelihood is extremely high.
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