No, Danielle, that was not directed at you as an insult to your height. It just means I really don't care to put much work into any summary. But I'm sure you'd nominate me for it anyway (along with so many other reasons). You had Janelle at the top of your nomination list for a while, and what was your openly-expressed reason? She wasn't cheering for you during the competition. You're not the deepest trench in the ocean, are you?

But for now, you're looking at Wil and Frank for your block targets. Or Shane's. Or Britney's. Possibly Dan. Does it even matter? And did you notice that you can't even get Shane into a showmance when you've got all the power? He hugged you last night. And that's all he did. You probably saw it as progress. Or Stage One. Or part of your inevitable testimony to the jury after you pin him against the wall and take it by force. You know why he kissed you in the water right after you won? Because it was the single best way to control everything you did for your entire term. And he will. But you can't see it that way...

What's with you? Hamsterwatch said you read your letter from home with resentment. Did they try to tell you how Shane really felt? Was it one of the relatives who gave you so many sad stories to tell? Did your hospital call and suggest you stay away from the better-looking patients?

Frank's upset because the HoH wasn't a level playing field, did you notice that? Him and Malin moping around, saying the first three weeks were a waste? You probably picked up on Shane groaning about how his HoH was a total waste of time. 'Waste' came up a lot last night. But I think you missed Malin's depression. Turns out I was wrong about his ego. It's there, sure -- but it was there as a coach this time. He wanted the winning player, he'd realized he couldn't do it on his own. He openly said he worked harder in this game than in all of B.B.A.Stards, and he was having fun with it. And now he's slumping about as if quitting is the only thing on his mind. Janelle was talking him down from the ledge last night. You missed that. But you would have put her on the block for it anyway because she didn't do it for you, so it really doesn't matter.

Can you hear me talking to you, Danielle?

I wouldn't be the least bit surprised.