May be for Julie to say "Jury formation starts now." Wil's been looking forward to backstabbing Janelle on all his swears and promises just a little too much -- the Joshuah is coming out of him in waves of no-sweat -- and the near-endless bashing from the majority of the cage just keeps coming in part because they know there isn't going to be any payback. Tear into the nearly-departed all you like, because it's not as if she gets a vote. Until she does. It's not kind to Janelle, of course -- at this point, getting back to her daughter is probably the stronger priority, as Grodner likely lied about letting the baby come to the jury house. But wouldn't you love to see the collective expression when that bomb dropped?

Britney could make herself safe from The Wrath Of Blonde: she's getting sick of the constant attacks to the point where she's been spotting crying over it. Dan is also tired of all the bashing, and both of them want Janelle to know everyone who's talking about keeping her is lying -- but naturally, Malin's against it. Malin doesn't do dignified exits. Or dignity. Or compassion. Or honest account books. Or -- this could be a very long list, so let's stop here.

In other not-news...

...Janelle seems to be getting Frank's ego inflated to the explosion point: not so much looking for his vote as turning up the cocky until it drips off his hair. Hamsterwatch feels she's going for long-term revenge.

...Britney approached Ian for a F2 deal. He only semi-committed at best, which means it should be good for a record-breaking six minutes.

...Malin has figured out Danielle's a nurse. Which got back to Britney. Who told Danielle. Who didn't take it well. She was so upset that she took it out on -- Shane. Not to his face, of course. To his face, she just got into a wrestling match which nearly created a lower-body wardrobe malfunction while putting the status (and presence) of her panties into serious doubt. But she did start on how mean he was to her and how she just might have a boyfriend back home and this and that and she shouldn't have lifted that big weight and shown how strong she is as an athletic genius and the other thing and rehash this and that in case you missed it until Britney realized she wasn't officially a mentor any more and got the hell out of there before she murdered someone.

(She advised Danielle to back away from Shane. As if that's going to happen.)

...they had the halfway party. (Count the remaining hamsters. We're heading for double evictions, and I wouldn't be surprised by a triple.) Cakes were served with the faces of the evicted on them. Joe headbutted Willie's.

...Ashley's back problems returned: more doctor visits in the DR.

...Shane and Joe danced around the 'We're not homophobic, really' line again while discussing Wil's visible lack of athletic ability. Both tripped.

...Joe is everyone's favorite choice for the next target, which means a lot of people are expecting the next HoH competition to be cooking-themed.

...the majority of the online community seems to be backlashing on this season.

Well, who would have seen that one coming?