LAST EDITED ON 07-27-01 AT 12:13 PM (EST)

>Apocalypse? No. W

ROFL!

>AyaProbe nearly tore his toupee to shreds after a certain
>contestant/writer Skupined her two biggest threats and
>dispensed with the TC. Rumor has him commenting, strictly
>OTR: “in the very first episode of the second half, she
>managed to screw up my Recap’s amazing feat of making perfect
>scientific sense out of the first half of BlowsVivor! Fantasy,
>schmantasy–this is Reality TV, damnit!”

I love "Skupined" as a verb! I didn't hear these exact quotes, but I seem to remember something very much like them....

>The subsiding floodwaters of the unleashed Red Sea have
>sprinkled flotsam and jetsam of Nike’s and other trademarked
>BlowsVivor clothing ...

Make sure to keep the product plugs coming!

>(shot of AyaProbe in his trailer, eating apple pie with a
>slice of sharp Cheddar and ignoring the camera feedback of
>the DAWs’ miserable awakening)

No, that was the picture on the special reel that was given to the contestants, the so-called "rub-it-in-about-how-well-we-lived-while-you-were-starving-your-butts-off-in-camp" reel.

>RudyRules: SnoopySucks! Where oh where
>has she gone? SnoopySucks! Come home!

Two different references in one short quote -- to the children's song and to Lassie. Not bad.

>Ice Cat: Does anyone have the phone numbers for PETA and
>Stacey Stillman’s lawyer?

Boy, Stacey's lawyer is getting a bunch of new plaintiffs from this show! And PETA? ROFL!

>Survivorist: Sleeeve, the O’s taste good cold. I eat them
>like that when my parents are gone. (Opens can
>with deft jabs of knife as if he were stabbing
>something repeatedly)
>
>George Tirebiter: Survivorist, sometimes you scare
>me a little. Tell me you learned to use a knife like that at
>a Summer Camp that wasn’t the set for Jason’s Return
>or something...

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

>Ice Cat: Oh and tell Supe I won’t forget how he helped
>me out by throwing those rocks with the mutiny plan and
>voting instructions into the camps.

So now we know...

>AyaProbe: Simple, Outfrontgirl, I’m in a
>pinch for a writer again. The guy I had lined up says he has
>a real life, blah blah blah, family, fortune, fame awaiting
>him, so I need you, because you have no life
>for the next 17 days or so, you are my pawn anyway. Just write
>me a draft--nothing creative--write exactly what happens.

Standard instructions to all writers, of course.

>AyaProbe: Mr. GG is an under-assistant West Coast
>Promotion Man

Did he ever meet Mick and Keith? I always wondered who inspired that song...

>Outfrontgirl: I won’t do any more Yoko Ono or anything
>from “Hair” or “Jesus Christ Superstar.” I hated those.
>No “this is the dawning of the Age of Aquarius” crap or I
>quit. I have my limits.

Good ... so do I. I remember seeing Rado and Ragni (the authors of "Hair") on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson. Two overgrown punks who fluked into the big time by getting a great cast (Diane Keaton, Melba Moore, Ronnie Dyson, etc.) to sing and act in a community-theater-caliber play. Galt McDermott saved their butts with the music.

>George Tirebiter: Who cares about the rice? They’ll
>bring us more. They can’t very well let us starve on
>national TV, can they?

I seem to recall writing a spoiler that said just this same thing during S2... How many archives were you searching?

>George Tirebiter:.... Sleeeve, let’s get some of that
>hand-rubbing action you’re famed for going
>on a couple of sticks and make us some fire!

Poor sleeeve.

Looking forward to Part 2!

Edited for spelling of a proper name.