Cue the film of the script meeting!

Scene: BB conference room

Produer: OK, so run that by me again?

WWE script writer: Well, we have key players and supporting roles.

First, we have the lovers who will become starcrossed. We'll have a knight in shining armor and a damsel in distress. That will be Brendan and Rachel. Arrange it that he uses the POV on her so we can use all kinds of knightly language, have Julie talk about chivalry not being dead, Rachel will talk about Excalibur, swords, etc. This stuff practically writes itself!

Next, we have the America's sweethearts plus eye candy. Jeff's dimples + six pack and Jordan's blonde hair, southern accent and sweet demeanor are BB gold!

Then we have the evil villain. That will be Dani. We created that with having her father bail right away before the game really got underway. We promised him All Stars for bailing now. That leaves Dani alone but, with our duos and golden key scenario, safe. Then she will morph into the villain. Just when America starts to root against her we'll redraw her as an underdog by having her dad, ED, come back and criticize her game play.

For comic relief, we'll have a character/clown. This will be Adam. He'll talk up heavy metal and bacon. That will be his schtick. Then we'll get him to drop early in the HOH comp and tell him which snowball to pick. Glad he took to the elf costume so well. Don't forget the bonus we promised him.

Producer: you mean an intro to Tori Spelling?

WWE script writer: Yes, it's all arranged. Tori is a DAW of the first order, so no problem getting her on board.

Now, we'll arrange that one of the newbies wins the HOH contest--how about Kalia, since she is one of Dani's minions and will do her bidding? We'll just remind her of events in the DR sessions before the comp.

Then we'll see to it that she noms Rachel, and that Dani wins the POV, continuing her POV dominance. We'll dilute Rachel's meds this week and she'll be driving the rest of the cast crazy with her moods. She'll get the boot and then...

Producer: that's when the America's choice comes in to play!

WWE script writer: Yes! Please do an edit that ensures people are pulling for Brendan to get back to his true love. That way we have the big competition!

Newly evicted Rachel versus previously evicted Brendan! People will be so into this comp. Will Brendan allow Rachel to go back in the house or this time, will he want to go back to avenge Rachel?

Producer: what did you have in mind? Dani has to have a duel with someone!

WWE writer: I haven't decided yet. Jeff, Rachel and Brendan all make good foils for Dani. Are you sticking with the idea of keeping Jeff in the game?

To be continued...