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"Be the Amazing Racer (BARFE) - Episode 4"
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10-19-05, 08:56 AM (EST)
 
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"Be the Amazing Racer (BARFE) - Episode 4" |
LAST EDITED ON 10-21-05 AT 11:40 PM (EST)LAST EDITED ON 10-20-05 AT 11:10 PM (EST) It? Must really suck to be you, Schroeders. Not only do you arrive last. Behind “Team Florida” and “The Rugrats.” In your hometown. After you, Mark, couldn’t find the park that you worked at once before. After Stassi all but had a nervous breakdown. And after saying the Weavers would be “pissed” about the Talledega task. But guess what. This is NOT a non-elim leg. Now, here to Philiminate you formally is my good friend, MRC Gene Wilder: 
“You get NOTHING! You LOSE!” And then in the final insult, your house gets wiped out by Katrina. Fortunately, the other half of the LA contingent, the Rogerses, is helping you out. Now for everyone else: Bransens, two in a row is pretty impressive! That’s Colin/Christie and Kris/Jon territory, there. Sorry, girls, you don’t get extra points for mooning the Linzes, although you should for having the guts to do so in front of Wally. Wally, you should get bonus points for NOT joining in! Easy on those hugs, Tony! Do you realize how much you Paolos ruined the online games this week? Worst to almost first is gettin’ ‘er done! And nice drama, finishing the bike around Talledega with that nasty storm arriving. Linzes, your usual good effort. Glad you took the mooning in stride (at least you guys; Megan, do you plan to retaliate?). Godlewskis, you were a little bit frayed there. And BTW, it’s not HAITIs-burg, but HATTIS-burg. Weavers, way to exorcise the ghosts a bit at Talladega! But you still need a few geography lessons as far as Lake Ponchartrain. Your teachers will be Brian and Greg, who are busy vacationing in San Diego, Chile. Gaghans, a good effort under duress with cutting the logs. And thanks for not having us dwell on underage kids gambling on a riverboat. But if you have a task the kids can't do later on, you could be in trouble. Now we’re heading overseas, away from all this about-to-be devastation. Who will get non-eliminated (did I say that?) next? There's still time to play. Just sign up in the signup thread, in which you'll find the rules. Glad to have so many new posters take part, so don’t be bashful!
So far, the following Racers remain available (that’s a change from prior weeks): WEAVER: Rebecca
PAOLO: None
LINZ: Alex, Nick
GAGHAN: Tammy
BRANSEN: Elizabeth, Lauren, Lindsay
GODLEWSKI: Michelle, Christine
SCHROEDER: Stassi, Hunter (Philiminated) ALSO PHILIMINATED: Rogers, Black, Aiello (Tony may post from Sequesterville) ALSO AVAILABLE, if anyone is so interested: Executive Producers Bruck (Jerry Bruckheimer) and Bertram Van Munster. I’ve been posting as them, but I’ll happily let someone else take their personae. You may also participate without signing up by posting as a non-Racer, e.g. a Talledega worker, a riverboat card dealer, a musician, a gas station employee or customer, a cameraperson or sound tech, or others. Be creative! Have fun! 
(OOC) I'd have had this thresd up sooner, but I was having DSL issues.
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byoffer 15947 desperate attention whore postings
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10-19-05, 11:10 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: Let's hear it for the Bransens!" |
Hi, it's me, Lauren Bransen. Wow can you believe how well our team is doing? As long as we stay in the lead, the other teams will be seeing a lot more of our backsides. And if they try to pass us, well, they will also see our backsides. 
I was wondering if you guys thought they captured my good side or not? Mooning was one thing. We will have to see how stiff the competition is over the next few legs of the race. Maybe I will have to pull out the "big guns". XOXO to those dirty Linz boys. 
Thanks Seana, I needed another siggie!
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Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings
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10-19-05, 11:12 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: Let's hear it for the Bransens!" |
That's good too!
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10-21-05, 03:38 PM (EST)
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66. "RE: Let's hear it for the Bransens!" |
>I'd love to see your moon
>Meggie. What a perv!! 
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10-19-05, 01:23 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer (BARFE) - Episode 4" |
Hey from where I sit, you and your sistas ain't any more funtional than us or anyone else. What's your beef wit us anyway? We might fight wit each otha, but we haven't been bad mouthing anyone else, like some of the other teams, that I won't mention,(Schroeders). Oh and once again, only we Paolos get to yell at each other. You stay outta this, or I'm sicking the misses and the boys after you. 
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10-19-05, 01:49 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer (BARFE) - Episode 4" |
LAST EDITED ON 10-25-05 AT 04:01 PM (EST)I hope you all realize that we only brought Chrissy the sissy along because we needed four people. If she breaks down one more time, I swear to God I am dragging her out of the car and b!tch-slapping her until my arm falls off. Cluck, cluck, cluck. Bawk, bawk, bawk, gabble, gabble, bawk. BAWK!!! BACKPACK!!! BAWK, BAWK, BAWK!!! Bawk, bawk, bawk! Gabble, gabble. Cluck. BACKPACK!!! CLUCK THE BACKPACK! Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk. BAWK! Sob! Bawl! Weep, weep, weep. Sniffle, sniffle. Cluck, cluck, cluck. 
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10-19-05, 09:22 PM (EST)
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31. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer (BARFE) - Episode 4" |
Every time I read this, I ell my A off.
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10-19-05, 01:14 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Second Place!" |
I'd rather hug Phil.I still luv ya though Marion. Just not on national TV. Phil, get ova hea. I gotta hug you again. Yo Phil, what's up with dem kiddy bikes? Didn't you see me salavating when I though we were gonna get to race a real car? Ya gotta give me something hea. I need some comic relief.
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10-19-05, 05:00 PM (EST)
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25. "RE: Second Place!" |
>Is that code for something?
>Or did you just call yourself
>fat? Now you've officially incurred the wrath of me and and the old lady. You're sooo cruisin' for a bruisin, man. Yo, Ma! You with me?
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warp_core breach 469 desperate attention whore postings
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10-19-05, 05:14 PM (EST)
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28. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer (BARFE) - Episode 4" |
Dumb A$$es!Dontcha know that there's just some families you don't wanna mess with (wink wink). Now don't get me wrong, the Weavers are crazy, just crazy. I mean one of the chicks last week just snapped, she just snapped. But I know enough not to mess with those kind of people. Think about it, man, last week those Aiellos had something to say about those crazies and then they're gone. Now you and your stupid big mouth family start shooting your mouths off about the crazies and now you're gone - serves ya right. Now I'm not into God and Jesus and all that, but...
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10-20-05, 08:12 AM (EST)
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33. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer (BARFE) - Episode 4" |
I'm so proud of you both, my darling little angels. I don't understand what is wrong with these other families and I hope none of the bad behavior rubs off on my little darlings.Honey, here are your slippers, robe and pipe. I am just so happy, life is grand, I am so very blessed. My dear, dear Marion, I could teach you some things on how to get those two boys of yours to show respect and act more like my angels. The family unit is a very sacred thing & as a wife & mother our job is the most important in shaping our family. All that anger you have, you need to squeeze down into an itty bitty box, tie it with a bow & hide it deep, deep inside. You will feel so much better with a smile on your face. I also have some pretty pills for you and your boys that should help with your transition. We really should talk, dear Marion. Your poor husband needs to be treated with the utmost respect, attention and pampering. You will all be so happy. I also can help you, Mrs. Weaver. As a matter of fact, Marion, Linda & all of you Godlewski women are invited for a very special tea in my room and I will show you this wonderful book and video of a very smart man who turned my life around. He gives wonderful seminars and even one-on-one counseling. Your husbands and children will be much happier after you are on the program. Sorry, Mrs. Weaver, didn't mean to be insensitive. 
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byoffer 15947 desperate attention whore postings
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10-20-05, 02:04 PM (EST)
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37. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer (BARFE) - Episode 4" |
>My husband knows who's boss in our house and it sure as hell ain't him. He has to ask me if he can pee. And then I will bet you make him cry too. Loosen up!! Here is a little moon for you: 
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10-20-05, 04:54 PM (EST)
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41. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer (BARFE) - Episode 4" |
Hey don't you dare go near my Marion! I don't want no June Cleaver Stepford wife Zombie.I love'em feisty and juicy like that the wife in "War of the Roses" An my Lord of the Flies boys are way more well ajusted than your
two little "yes Master" Igors. You stay away from us!
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10-21-05, 03:18 PM (EST)
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65. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer (BARFE) - Episode 4" |
In fact we’ve all been suspecting that you’re really a DUDE with huge man boobies.Taking a look at your family, Tony, it's no surprise that you've forgotten what a real woman is like. Your wife is built like an old man and your sons act like little girls. You must be sooo confused. And I wouldn’t talk, what about your whinny cry baby sista who can’t even go anywhere widout her backpacky. And we shut her up, didn't we? More than you have done for any member of your family. 
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10-22-05, 11:09 AM (EST)
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68. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer (BARFE) - Episode 4" |
Are you making me talk? Are-YOU- making-ME Talk? Oh, you’re gonna make me talk. You’re really gonna make me talk. I’m gonna hafta talk now! I’m talkin now.Yeah, well we European men like REAL women. Not bionic femme bot Barbie wannabies filled wid silicone, like you. By the way, where do ya get ya parts from?
The junk yard? Oh and my boys they might be a little whinny, but at least they’re real. What have you produced?
“And we shut her up, didn't we? More than you have done for any member of your family.”
We don’t believe in shutting up and holding things in, it just makes for a tight stick up your a** pinched looking face, like yours.
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10-22-05, 09:14 PM (EST)
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73. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer (BARFE) - Episode 4" |
Update from Sequesterville,I have been talking with Brock Rogers about our dumbaxe dads. Funny, both of us are from Louisiana, and both of our fathers don't know left from their right (or east from west), and neither of the fathers understand Brock nor I.Every minute counts, and if Denny Rogers had a few more minutes, their family would be in the race, too. By the way, Brock is kinda cute, don't you think? Good thing we have a lot more minutes in Sequesterville. I'll keep you posted! 
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