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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
encouraged to read the
complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 1"
Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings
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09-28-05, 08:18 PM (EST)
 
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"Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 1" |
LAST EDITED ON 09-28-05 AT 08:27 PM (EST)What? Huh? Sorry, I can't hear you! My eardrums had just finished healing from Jerkathon a couple races back, and now they're busted wide open again, courtesy of the Godlewski Girls! (Did you know that was the original working title for Gilmore Girls?) Well, welcome to We Just Don't Have The Budget To Send You Anywhere ElseLancaster, Pennysltucky. Say it with me: LAN-kiss-ter. I'm just glad no one said AIM-ish instead of AHM-ish. I have these accents down. Right, Rebecker? So, (almost) none of you knew the Festers, huh? Good thing we only asked you to ask them for a frank. If you had to identify them, you'd still be on 91st. Or Yankee Stadium, or the UN, or Ground Zero, or . . . with the Paolos. (But you do get credit for being the only ones to know them.) BTW, you haven't vactioned with Jerko and Victimia, have you? Some of you thought pushing the buggy was going to be the easy Detour task, huh? We were going to have Gretchen come be a guest participant, but she wanted too much money. Good strategery on your part, Gaghans. Nice try, Linzes; if the Race were a Poot 'n Ralph Biathlon, you'd already be millionaires. Aiellos, you can have an extra 12 hours if you need them, and it looks like you do. And Weavers: I realize that accident was traumatic for you. But do you know how much it cost us to replace that buggy? Or how much e-mail we're getting about your incessant prayers from Americans United for the Separation of Church and DAWs? Black family, you really are a nice bunch. Please sit over there with Kris and Jon and Dennis and Erika and see how far niceness gets you. Guess we'll have to wait until TAR 9 for the Middle-Aged African-American Couple to win again. And buy my book. Now go enjoy a carb- and lard-filled-fat-laden Amish meal. (Damn, THAT should be the next food challenge!) 
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warp_core breach 469 desperate attention whore postings
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10-03-05, 03:22 PM (EST)
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33. "Yo! Watch your mouth!" |
(*at 10 decibels*)That's my ma you're talking about! Nobody, I mean nobody, disses my ma - except for us bad-a$$ed dudes. So watch it Phil, cause you're cruzin' for a bruzin. Sincerely, An Ungrateful Paolo Boy. (Sorry. I signed up for one of these guys but couldn't remember which one was the more annoying out of the two. I'm waiting for my assignment!) (*at 20 deceibels and fists up*) Yo, Phil. You wanna get off your a$$ and get me my siggie? Your days are numbered man!
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Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings
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09-30-05, 11:59 PM (EST)
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27. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer Family Edition - Episode 1" |
Kid.Do not EVEN go there about the brow. And just remember that I have one of these: 
in XXXS with your name on it.
And marathon, schmarathon. I work out all.the.time. 
(Yo, Bert, Bruck: What WERE we thinking?!)
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