Welcome to Burnett’s Thanksgiving Leftover Show

Well it’s no mystery who’s going to get loads of love on the show this week so we’re going to ignore all things Russell and move on to awards and a visit with that sensational, seasonal man of the world none other the main clause, Santa Clause himself will be making his appearance on our well oiled beach. applause But first the Awards and Achievements for the week:

Loser of the Week Award +30

WHAT?!? No Loser of the Week? Oh yeah. The recrap. We ALL lose and thus everyone gets the points!

Lodge Points and Awards +10

Group Daws of the Week most posts per Loser are Kingfish, CTgirl, Wallflower and Dakota . Hey, it only took two this week but they were some great posts.

Apparently GOT Mauled by a Cougar Get Well Award goes to Tribe because he fell off the radar or was so baked he got lost in the woods. I bet Russell could find him. Send out the search and rescue portable bar and outhouse crew.

Best Recipe for Nekid Neanderthal goes to JBug, This soup will be a contender for the Campbell’s Best New Soup or Drain Cleaner contest.

Best use of Duct Tape goes to Kermit, this also works on teenagers and dogs that dig holes IN MY YARD sorry the bad dog is digging again, DH used a backhoe to fill the holes in if that tells you anything, I digress

Most Photogenic goes to Kingfish and Best Photo to Wallflower for the entry. Nice scissor skills there Mr. Kingfish.

The No Show Award goes to Bystander, Agman and Tribe , Well, isn’t that a suspicious trio if I ever saw one.

The Bare Necessities Award goes to Survivor Maniac for entering the contest yet keeping everything else a secret.

The Zilch Award goes to Molaholic for a score of zero, nada, bupkis on last weeks entry, this sort of makes you the Loser we all aspire to be .

The 10K Award goes to his Royal DawnessKingfish, congratulations on your milestone.

PTHTHTH Award goes to the thawed turkey sitting in my fridge. DH gets a turkey from work, usually it comes frozen. This year they were late and thawed, which is ok but I was NOT going to cook this year, I gotta work so I’ve got a 15 lb thawed turkey that needs to be cooked. Friday. I can see turkey leftovers for a week or two in my future. – 2000 points and deleted from the game.

SCORES (last week + weekly score = total)

CTgirl ~ = 749 + 115 = 864
Suzzee ~ 694 + 80 = 774
Dakota ~ 626 + 65 = 691
Tribe ~ 589 + 50 = 639
Kingfish ~ 490 + 110 = 600
Wallflower ~ 459 + 100 = 559
JBug ~ 462 + 65 = 527
Molaholic ~ 481 + 40 = 521
Agman ~ 452 + 40 = 492
Bystander ~ 415 + 40 = 455
Kermit ~ 325 + 115 = 440
Survivor Maniac ~ 320 + 65 = 385

Another Thanksgiving Turkey

Yes my fellow losers, Burnett will have his expensive fancy dinner on Wednesday (Samoa time) so of course we get leftovers on Thursday.

Recrap it is so for a day we’re all losers. Whatever will we do? OK, most of us will be putting on the feed bag Thursday so an entry will get you +33 points.

Like everywhere else
Santa is arriving on Loser Island take a seat on his lap (if you can find it) and tell Santa what you in your wildest dreams you really want. Pictures are good since Santa seems a bit vision impaired already.

Hmmm, Santa looks a little hungry and thirsty too.

Hut cam will be voice activated; you ladies will not want to be distracted with camera duties while within arms reach of Santa. Trust me.

Filthy Swine!