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36. "RE: It's No Mystery Entry"
LAST EDITED ON 12-03-09 AT 11:16 AM (EST)

It was hard, today. Very hard. I had to decide whether I should continue to trail Dakota to find out why she went off the Mystery Radar this week, or to attend to that vat of Tequila that was calling my name.

<Vat of Tequila>"Oh Kingfishie...come over here, Drink Me... Drink me..."

As it turned out both objectives were obtainable as Dakota was also being lured by the same vat. So, I was able to use my powers of subtle flattery...

"Hey Dakota, Nice Tits. You mind if I ogle them for a while?"

...to put her at ease while I ply her with shots and get her to loosen her tongue with my auto-hypnotic super subtle powers of figuring out what the hell she's up to, and maybe I'll find the answer to this weeks' mystery.

"Say, while I'm innocently ogling your expansive honkers (mind if I just try one beep?) why don't you tell me if you did the Mystery bit this week, and if so what was it, and how did you do it, and if there is a reason, why did you do it?"

It was about at this point that I realized that using my auto hypnotic powers might have been a mistake, I was watching two brown circles go to and fro, to and fro, to and fro...dizzy...dizzy…Too late I realized I was falling for the oldest trick in the book, the "Rapture of the Boobies".

I woke up later with no memory of what information I had wrestled out of her, why I was dripping in sweat and naked, and why she was giggling. I also have no clue about who emptied the vat of Tequila (Dangerous Dan had knowing but enigmatic look, or maybe he was just unconscious and someone painted eyes on his closed lids) but I do know that it was two full days before I could walk unassisted again, and still had no clue as to what if any crime Dakota had perpetrated on Loser Island.

Santa's Present - Socks. Socks come in handy for a lot of different uses.

Hut (two - three - four) cam on:

1. Jaison
2. John

(the theme this week is "J" names.


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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 Loser Lodge Week 1...   kingfish     11-23-09       
   RE: Loser Lodge We...   jbug     11-23-09     1  
     RE: Loser Lodge We...   suzzee     11-23-09     2  
         RE: Loser Lodge We...   CTgirl     11-24-09     4  
   RE: Loser Lodge We...   suzzee     11-24-09     3  
      Get the suntan oil   jbug     11-24-09     5  
         RE: Get the suntan oil   suzzee     11-25-09     14  
     RE: Loser Lodge We...   kingfish     11-24-09     6  
         RE: Loser Lodge We...   suzzee     11-25-09     13  
     RE: Loser Lodge We...   Wallflower66     11-25-09     8  
         RE: Loser Lodge We...   suzzee     11-25-09     12  
     RE: Loser Lodge We...   Molaholic     11-25-09     9  
         RE: Loser Lodge We...   suzzee     11-25-09     10  
     RE: Loser Lodge We...   agman     11-26-09     17  
     The Mystery...   tribephyl     11-26-09     18  
         RE: The Mystery...   Wallflower66     11-26-09     19  
     RE: Loser Lodge We...   suzzee     11-26-09     20  
   RE: Loser Lodge We...   Sagebrush Dan     11-24-09     7  
     RE: Loser Lodge We...   suzzee     11-25-09     11  
     RE: Loser Lodge We...   Molaholic     11-29-09     21  
   RE: Loser Lodge We...   Dakota     11-25-09     15  
     RE: Loser Lodge We...   suzzee     11-25-09     16  
   It's No Mystery Entry   suzzee     12-01-09     22  
     RE: It's No Mystery Entry   tribephyl     12-01-09     23  
     RE: It's No Mystery Entry   agman     12-01-09     24  
     RE: It's No Mystery Entry   Molaholic     12-02-09     25  
         RE: It's No Mystery Entry   agman     12-02-09     26  
             RE: It's No Mystery Entry   bystander     12-02-09     27  
                 RE: It's No Mystery Entry   suzzee     12-02-09     28  
                 RE: It's No Mystery Entry   agman     12-02-09     30  
             RE: It's No Mystery Entry   suzzee     12-02-09     29  
                 RE: It's No Mystery Entry   agman     12-03-09     31  
                     RE: It's No Mystery Entry   suzzee     12-03-09     32  
                         RE: It's No Mystery Entry   suzzee     12-03-09     33  
     RE: It's No Mystery Entry   suzzee     12-03-09     34  
     RE: It's No Mystery Entry   jbug     12-03-09     35  
     RE: It's No Mystery Entry   kingfish     12-03-09     36  
     RE: It's No Mystery Entry   bystander     12-03-09     37  
     RE: It's No Mystery Entry   CTgirl     12-03-09     38  
     Vix Pix   Kermit the Vixen     12-03-09     39  
     RE: It's No Mystery Entry   Wallflower66     12-03-09     40  

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