LAST EDITED ON 12-03-09 AT 11:16 AM (EST)It was hard, today. Very hard. I had to decide whether I should continue to trail Dakota to find out why she went off the Mystery Radar this week, or to attend to that vat of Tequila that was calling my name.
<Vat of Tequila>"Oh Kingfishie...come over here, Drink Me... Drink me..."
As it turned out both objectives were obtainable as Dakota was also being lured by the same vat. So, I was able to use my powers of subtle flattery...
"Hey Dakota, Nice Tits. You mind if I ogle them for a while?"
...to put her at ease while I ply her with shots and get her to loosen her tongue with my auto-hypnotic super subtle powers of figuring out what the hell she's up to, and maybe I'll find the answer to this weeks' mystery.
"Say, while I'm innocently ogling your expansive honkers (mind if I just try one beep?) why don't you tell me if you did the Mystery bit this week, and if so what was it, and how did you do it, and if there is a reason, why did you do it?"
It was about at this point that I realized that using my auto hypnotic powers might have been a mistake, I was watching two brown circles go to and fro, to and fro, to and fro...dizzy...dizzy…Too late I realized I was falling for the oldest trick in the book, the "Rapture of the Boobies".
I woke up later with no memory of what information I had wrestled out of her, why I was dripping in sweat and naked, and why she was giggling. I also have no clue about who emptied the vat of Tequila (Dangerous Dan had knowing but enigmatic look, or maybe he was just unconscious and someone painted eyes on his closed lids) but I do know that it was two full days before I could walk unassisted again, and still had no clue as to what if any crime Dakota had perpetrated on Loser Island.
Santa's Present - Socks. Socks come in handy for a lot of different uses.
Hut (two - three - four) cam on:
1. Jaison
2. John
(the theme this week is "J" names.