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"No, he didn't ....did he..? ...WTF!?? HULA??!!!"
nogwart 30 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge"
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03-07-07, 08:43 AM (EST)
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For those fortunate enough to have missed it, in his "please warm up to me, America" video, Sanjaya revealed a talent of his which voters may not be aware of: Hula dancing. ....yeah, ...Hula... like they do in Hawaii. ...yeah, Hula!Ok, so: Chicks hula dancing = HOT! I think we can all agree on this, especially if young, well-proportioned, physically fit, reasonably attractive and/or not hideously obese, right? Buuut: Dudes hula dancing = ....(I can't find the words)... um.. disturbing, problematic, uncomfortable, warped, twisted, and ..oh, I dunno... howbout... just plain WRONG! All dudes who inadvertently caught a glimpse of this cruel assault on your ocular organs, please, please, please take the knives away from your poor, eternally damaged eyes. I feel your pain, but we can work through this. With uncountable years of therapy and drugs, I'm sure we will one day feel ready to live long, natural, vision-filled lives again. ...maybe. I thought he was a little ...unusual before, but Holy Herpetic Hamsters, this crossed some kind of road-to-freakdom line for me. I want the address of every single person who votes for Sanjaya after watching that, so I can personally come to their home and punch them in the nose, one by one. Yes, it will take some time, and it's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it. By the way, did he sing after that? I don't know because I was too busy cleaning up the vomit.
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03-13-07 |
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03-14-07 |
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03-14-07 |
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prosecutor 449 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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03-07-07, 10:47 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: No, he didn't ....did he..? ...WTF!?? HULA??!!!" |
O thanks for that I missed what his hidden talent. Oh good grief.
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agman 11158 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-07-07, 02:48 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: No, he didn't ....did he..? ...WTF!?? HULA??!!!" |
WTF is right! He looked like one of those surfers out of the 70's!!!!!All he was missing were his puka shell neclace and flip flops. When I saw him I was laughing too hard to really hear his preformance. Aloha
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LisaPles 740 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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03-07-07, 03:40 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: No, he didn't ....did he..? ...WTF!?? HULA??!!!" |
Yeah, what a flake! How the h*ll did he end up a finalist??
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03-07-07, 05:42 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: No, he didn't ....did he..? ...WTF!?? HULA??!!!" |
No puka shells? That greenish choker he wore last night looked like dyed puka shells. I "missed" seeing Sanjaya's hula dance last night. He was already "singing" when I turned the TV on. IMO, hula dancing is just another aspect of his "girlish" persona. I'm glad I "missed" it. His hair weirds me out badly enough. First the curls. The haircut would've been an improvement. If only he'd stopped there. And, left out the highlights.
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agman 11158 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-07-07, 06:21 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: No, he didn't ....did he..? ...WTF!?? HULA??!!!" |
OOps my bad, I guess I was laughing so hard I didn't notice the neclace......My wife always tells me I'm not observant enough!
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batts 1725 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall"
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03-13-07, 06:54 PM (EST)
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13. "So What if he does the Hula?" |
What's the Big Deal? The last time I checked, it wasn't illegal. And for the record..... I wouldn't mind seeing more of the guys do the Hula. Well, not all the guys.... I wouldn't want to see Simon Cowell do the Hula. But why the over-reaction? I say "So What?" ** Batts hula dances in front of everybody. ** And what's with the person who wants to go to the house of anyone who votes for Sanjaya, and punch them in the face? What is THAT? Welcome to the boards, but dearheart.... I'm alerting that post. The last time I checked, threatening violence to people who don't agree with your opinions wasn't allowed.
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agman 11158 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-13-07, 08:41 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: So What if he does the Hula?" |
where did you get that? Now That would be funny...
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batts 1725 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall"
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03-13-07, 09:08 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: So What if he does the Hula?" |
I can't remember, but it was hilarious. I thought someone here posted it, but it could have been on another message board. I'll look around.
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nogwart 30 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge"
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03-14-07, 06:13 AM (EST)
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18. "RE: So What if he does the Hula?" |
>What's the Big Deal? The last >time I checked, it wasn't >illegal. > >And for the record..... I wouldn't >mind seeing more of the >guys do the Hula. Well, >not all the guys.... I >wouldn't want to see Simon >Cowell do the Hula. > >But why the over-reaction? I say >"So What?" > >** Batts hula dances in >front of everybody. ** > >And what's with the person who >wants to go to the >house of anyone who votes >for Sanjaya, and punch them >in the face? What is >THAT? Welcome to the boards, >but dearheart.... I'm alerting that >post. The last time I >checked, threatening violence to people >who don't agree with your >opinions wasn't allowed. > > hmmm... how can I possibly roll my eyes big enough? **futile attempt** ...nope, can't be done.
Yeah, that's right, there was no sarcasm intended there whatsoever. I completely intended to psychically determine the identity of, then magically find the addresses of millions of people, run/fly/skip/jump/teleport over to their houses and inflict violence on their poor widdle nosies, individually, one at a time, for as long as it would take (probably hundreds of years, wouldn't you think?). If they weren't home, I'd wait at their door....knitting or something... until they came home. If they had passed away by the time I reached them, I'd find their next of kin/dog/hamster/fish. Yeah, that's exactly what I meant.... Jeez!
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03-14-07, 01:13 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: So What if he does the Hula?" |
>>What's the Big Deal? The last >>time I checked, it wasn't >>illegal. >> >>And for the record..... I wouldn't >>mind seeing more of the >>guys do the Hula. Well, >>not all the guys.... I >>wouldn't want to see Simon >>Cowell do the Hula. >> >>But why the over-reaction? I say >>"So What?" >> >>** Batts hula dances in >>front of everybody. ** >> >>And what's with the person who >>wants to go to the >>house of anyone who votes >>for Sanjaya, and punch them >>in the face? What is >>THAT? Welcome to the boards, >>but dearheart.... I'm alerting that >>post. The last time I >>checked, threatening violence to people >>who don't agree with your >>opinions wasn't allowed. >> >> > > >hmmm... how can I possibly roll >my eyes big enough? >**futile attempt** ...nope, can't be >done. > >Yeah, that's right, there was no >sarcasm intended there whatsoever. >I completely intended to psychically >determine the identity of, then >magically find the addresses of >millions of people, run/fly/skip/jump/teleport over >to their houses and inflict >violence on their poor widdle >nosies, individually, one at a >time, for as long as >it would take (probably hundreds >of years, wouldn't you think?). > If they weren't home, >I'd wait at their door....knitting >or something... until they came >home. If they had >passed away by the time >I reached them, I'd find >their next of kin/dog/hamster/fish. > >Yeah, that's exactly what I meant.... > > >Jeez! Wait a minute! You were being sarcastic? You mean I relocated my family, sold my car, cut and dyed my hair for NOTHING! And I didn't even vote for hula boy. I was just scared out of my mind that there would be a mix up or something with the STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL voter information that was easily going to be handed over to you. Thanks a lot!
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agman 11158 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-15-07, 05:56 PM (EST)
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24. "RE: No, he didn't ....did he..? ...WTF!?? HULA??!!!" |
You know what? I think most people agree that he sucks but, I think you need to relax. You seem to be taking this a bit too seriously. I think your fag and fart comments belong on a different board. Peace Out
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27. "RE: No, he didn't ....did he..? ...WTF!?? HULA??!!!" |
nogwart!!! hahahhaahahah, that post was fantastic!! its been 5 min and im still laughing!! my gosh... ok.. LOL.. i totally agree with you of course!!! when i saw that i think my jaw dropped to the ground and beyond. that was SO freakin abnormal! of course at that point u may question his sexuality, but i wont do it here cause it serves no purpose. but seriously??? HULA!?? u must be kidding me. and look at him now. still on the show.. not even in the bottom three! totally WEIRD. now i will be having hula nightmares for the rest of the season. every time i see him now i cant get the hula images outta my mind. he totally freaks me out. Sanjaya? Freakjaya, yeah.
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